SinCityGriz2005
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Anybody can win on any given day.Elrod continues to beat this drum that the NAIA football can not win against the Griz yet he has been shown time and again over the last couple years that maybe they could not win but that they could be competitive. Winning is not everything for all of us, well except for Elrod. Can you imagine the amount of Montana fans that would come to a game against two Montana teams, one being NAIA. Great for the state and for the Montana players as well.
Upset recipe:
1 Giant Underdog: Preferably one that was a 20-point favorite to lose.
3 Cups of Overconfidence: Sifted out of the favorite team's locker room.
2 Quarts of Tears: Freshly squeezed from the "sure-bet" gamblers.
1 Tbsp of luck of Luck: Must be a "bobbled-snap" or "gacked-up" variety.
1/2 tsp of Incompetent Ref: For that extra salty flavor when a clear holding call is missed.
Add a half cup of Swiss Cheese Defense: Shredded finely and spread across the entire field.
Instructions
- Preheat the Stadium: Crank the pressure up to "Absolute Chaos." Ensure the "boos" are coming in at a steady 110 decibels.
- Whisk the Expectations: Take all the expert pre-game brackets and toss them into a blender on "Liquify" until they are completely unrecognizable.
- Simmer the Star Players: Let the favorite team's quarterback sit on the bench and stew after a three-and-out. If he starts looking "bitter," you're doing it right.
- Fold in the "Laundry": Throw in several yellow penalty flags at the worst possible moments to ensure the momentum is completely curdled.
- Let it Rise: Watch the underdog’s hope rise in the fourth quarter until it overflows the pan.
- Garnish with Silence: Serve immediately to a stunned home crowd. The dish is best enjoyed cold, while watching the post-game highlights on a loop.
I have been watching a lot of cooking shows lately.
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