Was born in a log house in Illinois in the early 19th century, had a full neck beard at 10, started wearing stove pipe hats at 14 to keep people from focusing on my enormously large.....forehead... Also learned the dark art skills of Vampire defense and prevented a full scale invasion by Southern Vampires into the North....
That aside, grew up in Missoula. Really average football player, not big enough to play on the line nor quick enough to be a receiver. That was good enough to get some playing time on the only good Missoula high school team in the 90's but not great enough to get anything more than a TFL in the 1994 State Title game in Missoula in mop up time. I was absurdly tall as a middle schooler in Missoula and set a record for the number of missed shots in a Kiwanas Middle School game at half time of a Griz game in the 6 th grade. As people will tell you, including Jaxon Nap, it is vastly easier to be short and then grow then the other way around and I played a couple of years of basketball in high school and then moved onto the University of Montana to play some mean pickup games at noon in McGill against some of the best basketball players wearing full plastic body suits. My claim to fame during that era: Getting dunked on by Josh Lacheur (sp) in a pick up game. Also played baseball. Was good enough to play legion, and set an unofficial record for sitting the most consecutive innings (151 in a row) during the 1994 season where Missoula was one game away from the Legion World Series. I did strike out Lyle Overbay, Missoula Osprey RBI record holder in the regional contest against his Centralia Washington team in a LO game that year with a 75 side arm fastball from the Left side followed up with to 52 mph palm ball changes. Pretty sure he hadn't seen anything that slow since major boys.
Aside from that, played a lot of golf. I've been good enough to play in the low single digits, but anymore my only real goal in golf is not to pull a back muscle or end up with a bad case of plantar fasciitis if I don't wear orthotics in my shoes. Been coaching sport, in a rather pedestrian manner for close to 30 years now, and consistently reminded that I couldn't succeed at it even at the Class C level in Montana. I have opinions, so much so I have been known to blog extensively and engage in double speak and occasionally asked by people to talk about it. When I am not doing the above I am ranting on twitter.