Saw my neighbor this morning. Apparently, he is part of the great resignation and is simply sitting at home doing nothing. Sounds like being an engineer nowadays ain’t what it used to be.
He’s thrilled about how MSdui is handling the situation recently, which is completely opposite of his prior stance when he wanted everyone fired. He said they are “due-proceduring” it because of the possibility of dirty cops, dirty tow-truck drivers, and this was a new one—dirty courtesy vehicles! That’s right, how do we know it wasn’t a defective product from a dirty used car salesman?
I asked him EG’s most exceptional question: Why doesn’t MSdui suspend them pending the “due-proceduralness”? I pointed out how the coaches could sit at home, just like him, and maybe even be dumb enough to click on one of those invites he is constantly sending me to join his epic online team-battles in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare.
Dude had a great response: How do you know they’re not already serving the suspension? According to him, once the season starts, they will have already served their super-secret-suspension.
I said yep, you got me there, and probably the only way we will know if they are suspended is if they click on his invite.