How Good is Trey Lance?

[grizindabox]

AZ and Box, so here’s the weird thing: If I have around 235 to a par 5 pin without water in front, I’m going every time. I’m not crazy long, or anything. I’m a mid 150s ball speed guy with the lumber. But, I’ll go when I can go. The problem is this MF’er of a short par 5 at my club, #18. The green complex is just stupid hard to hit a long club into, but I’m constantly hitting high-spin turds in there when I lay up. Literally, like 78-yarders that back up 25 feet because the prevailing wind off the coast is into the player. I’m making 5s like they’re candy when I lay up, but that doesn’t get you anything in the long run. Do I go and risk the 6 for a chance at 3 or 4? I guess I have to. There’s never any real money on the line, but I like to post the lowest number I can. Need you two to come down and see the hole, maybe.

It is like having a giant penis and having zero idea how to get your belt undone. Someday you are going to go with suspenders.

 

[CDAGRIZ]

AZ and Box, so here’s the weird thing: If I have around 235 to a par 5 pin without water in front, I’m going every time. I’m not crazy long, or anything. I’m a mid 150s ball speed guy with the lumber. But, I’ll go when I can go. The problem is this MF’er of a short par 5 at my club, #18. The green complex is just stupid hard to hit a long club into, but I’m constantly hitting high-spin turds in there when I lay up. Literally, like 78-yarders that back up 25 feet because the prevailing wind off the coast is into the player. I’m making 5s like they’re candy when I lay up, but that doesn’t get you anything in the long run. Do I go and risk the 6 for a chance at 3 or 4? I guess I have to. There’s never any real money on the line, but I like to post the lowest number I can. Need you two to come down and see the hole, maybe.

It is like having a giant penis and having zero idea how to get your belt undone. Someday you are going to go with suspenders.

You always have a way of explaining things so I can understand them.

 

[CDAGRIZ]

What’re your thoughts about my decision making on #18 today? The conventional wisdom is to lay up to a full shot, but I’ve been trying to get more aggressive because, when you look at the data, proximity begets proximity, if you will. Of course, that gets thrown out when you rinse it, but you still have a chance at par. I didn’t get it up and down, so it kind of bugged me all day at the beach. I mean, it wasn’t like a 4 would’ve been a world beater because I was already +3, but 74 would’ve made me feel better than 76. I don’t know how to play that hole for the life of me.

Just for context, Jim Nance on the call? Ferherty inside the ropes & the Walrus making side bets? Asking for a friend. Speaking of Feherty, “It’s hard to tell who’s going to win this week, but it won’t be a big, fat guy.”

Sadly, the whole crew didn’t follow me this weekend because I was out of the money. I definitely wasn’t in the mood for interviews anyway. Tonight will be a new opportunity because I’m set to go out at 5:30 with the wife and two daughters. We could even get 5 or 6 holes in before somebody starts complaining. In other words, it’s the big time. Time to perform.

 

[jlambertum]

There is nothing wrong with Butte. Cheap to live there. Outdoor opportunities are plentiful. It may not have the cultural scene of a Missoula or Bozeman, but I’d take living there at 1/3 the price and drive to go see concerts etc.

California on the other hand....cesspool of the United States. You couldn’t pay me enough money to live there and deal with the politics.

Yeah, it sounds like California might not be for you, bru. I’m a little bit concerned about what your post is going to do coastal property values, though. People are going to read it and back out of escrow.

I prefer that Californians stay out of Montana. Buy more property and never leave.

 

[CDAGRIZ]

Yeah, it sounds like California might not be for you, bru. I’m a little bit concerned about what your post is going to do coastal property values, though. People are going to read it and back out of escrow.

I prefer that Californians stay out of Montana. Buy more property and never leave.

I’m actually debating dumping the parcel in your head. The taxes are crazy because of the subsidies, and the $4 haircuts are pretty annoying at a buck per side.

Anyway, your point is very well-taken. I don’t see how anyone would travel from California to Montana after that boom-roasting. I’m headed to the pool to pick my wounds.

 

[jlambertum]

I prefer that Californians stay out of Montana. Buy more property and never leave.

I’m actually debating dumping the parcel in your head. The taxes are crazy because of the subsidies, and the $4 haircuts are pretty annoying at a buck per side.

Anyway, your point is very well-taken. I don’t see how anyone would travel from California to Montana after that boom-roasting. I’m headed to the pool to pick my wounds.

I can tell you seek validation and acceptance, but you are still just another douche bag Californian. Likely an attorney or real estate developer based on your pompous attitude. Just another Folgers can toting Buster.

Go sit at your overpriced pool. I’m heading to Rock Creek. Peace

 

[grizindabox]

I remember those days hanging at the lake on my parents dime trolling productive members of society on random messageboards.....good times....being a dick since I had nothing better to do with my time. CDA, do one of your world famous belly flops, have a nice beverage and smile because life is good.

 

[CDAGRIZ]

I remember those days hanging at the lake on my parents dime trolling productive members of society on random messageboards.....good times....being a dick since I had nothing better to do with my time. CDA, do one of your world famous belly flops, have a nice beverage and smile because life is good.

You got it, brother! These kids are gonna be worn out before sundown, and the wife just left for a waxing appointment (first since COVID). That might be TMI, but I don’t care. It’s a damned fine Sunday. I think I’ll have two beverages if you promise to have two as well!

 

[braves84]

I remember those days hanging at the lake on my parents dime trolling productive members of society on random messageboards.....good times....being a dick since I had nothing better to do with my time. CDA, do one of your world famous belly flops, have a nice beverage and smile because life is good.

You got it, brother! These kids are gonna be worn out before sundown, and the wife just left for a waxing appointment (first since COVID). That might be TMI, but I don’t care. It’s a damned fine Sunday. I think I’ll have two beverages if you promise to have two as well!

By kids, I take it your talking about your cats,
How do you wax a blow up doll?

 

[braves84]

Enjoy those Schlitz lite, I hear they go down smooth.

 

[CDAGRIZ]

I’m actually debating dumping the parcel in your head. The taxes are crazy because of the subsidies, and the $4 haircuts are pretty annoying at a buck per side.

Anyway, your point is very well-taken. I don’t see how anyone would travel from California to Montana after that boom-roasting. I’m headed to the pool to pick my wounds.

I can tell you seek validation and acceptance, but you are still just another douche bag Californian. Likely an attorney or real estate developer based on your pompous attitude. Just another Folgers can toting Buster.

Go sit at your overpriced pool. I’m heading to Rock Creek. Peace

Awesome, bro! Cheers from the cabana!

 

[jlambertum]

I can tell you seek validation and acceptance, but you are still just another douche bag Californian. Likely an attorney or real estate developer based on your pompous attitude. Just another Folgers can toting Buster.

Go sit at your overpriced pool. I’m heading to Rock Creek. Peace

Awesome, bro! Cheers from the cabana!

Awesome. Stay out of Montana.

 

[2011BisonAlumni]

I can tell you seek validation and acceptance, but you are still just another douche bag Californian. Likely an attorney or real estate developer based on your pompous attitude. Just another Folgers can toting Buster.

Go sit at your overpriced pool. I’m heading to Rock Creek. Peace

Awesome, bro! Cheers from the cabana!

You try so hard CDA but deep down you know Cali fucking sucks and you wish you lived in Montana

 

[CDAGRIZ]

At this rate, I don’t think I’ll be able to drag everyone to the course at 5:30. #18, you bastard, you live another day. In other news, does anyone even want to win this tournament?

 

[jlambertum]

At this rate, I don’t think I’ll be able to drag everyone to the course at 5:30. #18, you bastard, you live another day. In other news, does anyone even want to win this tournament?

Why do you come onto this site if you don’t want to talk about football ?

Is it that boring in California?

New to this site, but you have an inferiority complex if you can’t acknowledge the talent of a player or call people fat to somehow validate yourself.

 

[CDAGRIZ]

Awesome, bro! Cheers from the cabana!

You try so hard CDA but deep down you know Cali fucking sucks and you wish you lived in Montana

Hell yeah, brother! Cheers!

How quickly can you change accounts? That last time was like 4 minutes!

 

[CDAGRIZ]

At this rate, I don’t think I’ll be able to drag everyone to the course at 5:30. #18, you bastard, you live another day. In other news, does anyone even want to win this tournament?

Why do you come onto this site if you don’t want to talk about football ?

Is it that boring in California?

I was talking about my opinion on Trey Lance before you had to derail this thread with your hateful and disrespectful words. They hurt me. Coming from a Bizon spending his weekend on eGriz, they were shameful, really. Happy Sunday!

 

[CDAGRIZ]

At this rate, I don’t think I’ll be able to drag everyone to the course at 5:30. #18, you bastard, you live another day. In other news, does anyone even want to win this tournament?

Why do you come onto this site if you don’t want to talk about football ?

Is it that boring in California?

New to this site, but you have an inferiority complex if you can’t acknowledge the talent of a player or call people fat to somehow validate yourself.

How often would you say I cross your mind?

 

[jlambertum]

Why do you come onto this site if you don’t want to talk about football ?

Is it that boring in California?

I was talking about my opinion on Trey Lance before you had to derail this thread with your hateful and disrespectful words. They hurt me. Coming from a Bizon spending his weekend on eGriz, they were shameful, really. Happy Sunday!

Calling you a douche bag? Don’t know you but you came off as a Jerk.

Hahahah good try good sir. Not a Bison in any way shape or form. I do respect their program and admire Trey Lance. Have a problem with that? Does that make me a shitty fan?

 

[jlambertum]

Why do you come onto this site if you don’t want to talk about football ?

Is it that boring in California?

New to this site, but you have an inferiority complex if you can’t acknowledge the talent of a player or call people fat to somehow validate yourself.

How often would you say I cross your mind?

Ummmm never?

That’s a very weird question to ask.

Thought you had cabana boys to seduce. Get back to it