BadlandsGrizFan
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VandalPride97 said:So there's this big silver and gold Vandal dick moving through the stratosphere. And now it's flying in your direction. You think, "I don't have to deal with this, but it's getting closer. I'm just going to keep banging this sheep - we're engaged." Then the Vandal dick rears up and gives a mighty roar as it turns and speeds toward you. Being a Griz, you're not used to getting challenged and it's confusing. As the silver and gold Vandal dick accelerates on its approach, the re-entry speed turns it red hot. Realizing your danger, you think, "sh*t, this golden dick is going to hit me and maybe f*ck me, what do I do?" Meanwhile, the Vandal dick has crested mach one and you don't really have the luxury of debating. You're going to have to take this one straight to the face. Yes, it will be humiliating, but this is the way.
My question is, how will Hauck explain the Griz taking a Vandal dick straight to the face at mach speed? Anger? Blame the players? Get in a huff and refuse to answer questions?
How’s that huge silver and gold dick taste in your mouth you biiiitch