Anyone got a defibrillator?
BadlandsGrizFan said:VandalPride97 said:So there's this big silver and gold Vandal dick moving through the stratosphere. And now it's flying in your direction. You think, "I don't have to deal with this, but it's getting closer. I'm just going to keep banging this sheep - we're engaged." Then the Vandal dick rears up and gives a mighty roar as it turns and speeds toward you. Being a Griz, you're not used to getting challenged and it's confusing. As the silver and gold Vandal dick accelerates on its approach, the re-entry speed turns it red hot. Realizing your danger, you think, "sh*t, this golden dick is going to hit me and maybe f*ck me, what do I do?" Meanwhile, the Vandal dick has crested mach one and you don't really have the luxury of debating. You're going to have to take this one straight to the face. Yes, it will be humiliating, but this is the way.
My question is, how will Hauck explain the Griz taking a Vandal dick straight to the face at mach speed? Anger? Blame the players? Get in a huff and refuse to answer questions?
How’s that huge silver and gold dick taste in your mouth you biiiitch
YttriumGriz39 said:grizturd said:Bobby Ball not to loose and almost lost it for us.
Glad for the win but my god.
So it got the win.
:lol: what a dumb bastard. Badlands can hit a hanging curve, turns out. Good win for your team. Congrats over here. I'll eat my crow.BadlandsGrizFan said:VandalPride97 said:So there's this big silver and gold Vandal dick moving through the stratosphere. And now it's flying in your direction. You think, "I don't have to deal with this, but it's getting closer. I'm just going to keep banging this sheep - we're engaged." Then the Vandal dick rears up and gives a mighty roar as it turns and speeds toward you. Being a Griz, you're not used to getting challenged and it's confusing. As the silver and gold Vandal dick accelerates on its approach, the re-entry speed turns it red hot. Realizing your danger, you think, "sh*t, this golden dick is going to hit me and maybe f*ck me, what do I do?" Meanwhile, the Vandal dick has crested mach one and you don't really have the luxury of debating. You're going to have to take this one straight to the face. Yes, it will be humiliating, but this is the way.
My question is, how will Hauck explain the Griz taking a Vandal dick straight to the face at mach speed? Anger? Blame the players? Get in a huff and refuse to answer questions?
How’s that huge silver and gold dick taste in your mouth you biiiitch
UMcheer2000 said:Now I can calm my heart
Oldskoolgriz said:ordigger said:I have to get up for work in 3 hours
Call in sick! Haha
NorthernCat said::lol: what a dumb bastard. Badlands can hit a hanging curve, turns out. Good win for your team. Congrats over here. I'll eat my crow.BadlandsGrizFan said:How’s that huge silver and gold dick taste in your mouth you biiiitch
3-7-77 said:Griz win. A tale of two haves. Griz have the first, spuds the second. And it comes down to a turnover. Our D.
3-7-77 said:Griz win. A tale of two haves. Griz have the first, spuds the second. And it comes down to a turnover. Our D.
Znelson15 said:3-7-77 said:Griz win. A tale of two haves. Griz have the first, spuds the second. And it comes down to a turnover. Our D.
The last three games have been a tale of two halves
Hoping we can get some more confidence and momentum and come out stronger in second halfs
WyomingGrizFan said:Well, at least we won.
GrizGuy said:Dunno how I’m supposed to sleep after that. My heart is racing; I may not sleep for hours now.
Good D tonight until the 4th quarter when the secondary went back to its old ways.
Dayum, that was an instant classic.
Go Griz!
Buttegrizzle said:Anyone got a defibrillator?