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jcu27 said:
I'll bet Skinny Pete & Badger will get a kick out of that one when you share it at the trailer park clubhouse.
jcu27 said:Can your wife even find your pecker or does she just find other guys'?Ursa Major said:jcu27 said:
I'll bet Skinny Pete & Badger will get a kick out of that one when you share it at the trailer park clubhouse.
Oh look, another zinger by ged27. I eagerly await another witty retort at your next smoke break.
I think that Robby inherited some pretty key talents and attitudes from uncle Tim. He learned that when a fox catches a rabbit, he rolls him around in the dirt before he eats him. Just like uncle Tim, Robby tries to hit as hard as he can every chance. I love to see the attitude, and if he gets an occasional penalty, so be it.
Ursa Major said:jcu27 said:Can your wife even find your pecker or does she just find other guys'?Ursa Major said:jcu27 said:
I'll bet Skinny Pete & Badger will get a kick out of that one when you share it at the trailer park clubhouse.
Oh look, another zinger by ged27. I eagerly await another witty retort at your next smoke break.
I think I missed the picture, but in my mind, I see someone in the food service industry. Not fast food; a "server". But more Chili's than Smith & Wollensky. Work uni is sagging black Dickies with a cuff-frayed white dress shirt tucked in and all black DC skate shoes. The asshole manager makes him take out his bilateral diamond earrings during his shifts. He cranks hoons in his financed 2001 Nissan Altima during breaks, so it always smells like a mixture of Parliaments and Aqua De Gio.
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CDAGRIZ said:Ursa Major said:jcu27 said:Can your wife even find your pecker or does she just find other guys'?Ursa Major said:I'll bet Skinny Pete & Badger will get a kick out of that one when you share it at the trailer park clubhouse.
Oh look, another zinger by ged27. I eagerly await another witty retort at your next smoke break.
I think I missed the picture, but in my mind, I see someone in the food service industry. Not fast food; a "server". But more Chili's than Smith & Wollensky. Work uni is sagging black Dickies with a cuff-frayed white dress shirt tucked in and all black DC skate shoes. The asshole manager makes him take out his bilateral diamond earrings during his shifts. He cranks hoons in his financed 2001 Nissan Altima during breaks, so it always smells like a mixture of Parliaments and Aqua De Gio.
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Gages. You forgot gages.
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CDAGRIZ said:jcu27 said:
He's an herbivore not a druggie..
CDAGRIZ said:Ursa Major said:jcu27 said:Can your wife even find your pecker or does she just find other guys'?Ursa Major said:I'll bet Skinny Pete & Badger will get a kick out of that one when you share it at the trailer park clubhouse.
Oh look, another zinger by ged27. I eagerly await another witty retort at your next smoke break.
I think I missed the picture, but in my mind, I see someone in the food service industry. Not fast food; a "server". But more Chili's than Smith & Wollensky. Work uni is sagging black Dickies with a cuff-frayed white dress shirt tucked in and all black DC skate shoes. The asshole manager makes him take out his bilateral diamond earrings during his shifts. He cranks hoons in his financed 2001 Nissan Altima during breaks, so it always smells like a mixture of Parliaments and Aqua De Gio.
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One of your best. Toss in 90’s style frosted hair tips and I think we have a match.
CDAGRIZ said:Ursa Major said:jcu27 said:Can your wife even find your pecker or does she just find other guys'?Ursa Major said:I'll bet Skinny Pete & Badger will get a kick out of that one when you share it at the trailer park clubhouse.
Oh look, another zinger by ged27. I eagerly await another witty retort at your next smoke break.
I think I missed the picture, but in my mind, I see someone in the food service industry. Not fast food; a "server". But more Chili's than Smith & Wollensky. Work uni is sagging black Dickies with a cuff-frayed white dress shirt tucked in and all black DC skate shoes. The asshole manager makes him take out his bilateral diamond earrings during his shifts. He cranks hoons in his financed 2001 Nissan Altima during breaks, so it always smells like a mixture of Parliaments and Aqua De Gio.
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Definitely more 'manly' than Chili's, something like Johnny Carino's or Texas Roadhouse--one of those places that you can't go to the bathroom for a day or two after visiting. On a weekly basis he reminds the slightly plump bleach blonde teenage hostess about the time three drunk guys at table 8 got out of hand and he almost had to kick their asses. She just giggles and goes back to texting her BFF. He tells himself she wants him.
During the holidays he hands out the restaurant's buy one-get one coupons to family and friends. Most don't realize the offer is available year round on the company's website. Being assistant to the assistant manager carries with it a level of responsibility and respect. There is a reason the restaurant was named Best Bottomless Fries in Wyoming for three-years running. He tells his boyz, "That shit don't happen by accident, Bitches!"
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