It’s pretty hard to explain, but here goes: You know how some kids have blonde hair? Well, some of them don’t grow out of it and become men with blonde hair. It’s pretty uncommon, like a gene thing or something. Then, you know how some people have facial hair? Some of the men with blonde hair decide to grow facial hair, and it comes in blonde. It’s REALLY uncommon on account of how creepy it looks (suede jacket/windowless van stuff). There are more of these specimens per capita in Bozeman than anywhere else in the world.