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Black Out Game 9/6 vs. Central Washington

alabamagrizzly said:
No, I have one daughter and my job as a parent is to keep her far away from all poles. No poles please.
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When my daughter was 4 or 5 years old we were at a playground. She went to go down the fireman's pole, hooked it with one leg, and spun all the way down with her arm out yelling "wheeeeee!" Probably the most horrified moment of my parenting so far.
 
ElrodGrizzly said:
When my daughter was 4 or 5 years old we were at a playground. She went to go down the fireman's pole, hooked it with one leg, and spun all the way down with her arm out yelling "wheeeeee!" Probably the most horrified moment of my parenting so far.
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Mine was when mine was 5 too. She come up to me one day talking about a new boyfriend in kindergarten and I asked her about the old one and she said “Daddy, I had to add him to the list of ex boyfriends.”
 
ElrodGrizzly said:
When my daughter was 4 or 5 years old we were at a playground. She went to go down the fireman's pole, hooked it with one leg, and spun all the way down with her arm out yelling "wheeeeee!" Probably the most horrified moment of my parenting so far.
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My apologies in advance for the long read:

Back when my daughter played U13 travel softball, our team sold pizza coupons to one of the local pizza joints to offset the cost of tournament entry fees. The fundraiser happened to coincide with my annual March madness party which takes place over the opening two days of the tournament. I’ve got a group of about 20 guys and we start at 8:00 am with Bloody’s and breakfast and we eat like gluttons, drink like sailors and watch all the games until the final buzzer sounds each day. After a day in which we had consumed many upset, buzzer beater and overtime shots as well as 2 corny kegs of beer, I came up with the mother of all sales pitches that went something like this.

“Gentlemen, as you know there are very few opportunities for the young ladies in our community. That’s why travel softball is so important. You see, young ladies with opportunities, develop competitive drive, pride and a positive attitude which helps them gain admission to college and eventually become successful in the working world. Young ladies who don’t have the same opportunities often head down a dark path, one which often begins at Hooters. Those who are successfull at Hooters, often move on to the big leagues at the State Line or Deja Vu, where they hone their lap dancing and pole work skills. Gentlemen, I implore you to dig deep in your wallets and purchase these pizza coupons to help keep our daughters off the pole”.
 
grizfnz said:
My apologies in advance for the long read:

Back when my daughter played U13 travel softball, our team sold pizza coupons to one of the local pizza joints to offset the cost of tournament entry fees. The fundraiser happened to coincide with my annual March madness party which takes place over the opening two days of the tournament. I’ve got a group of about 20 guys and we start at 8:00 am with Bloody’s and breakfast and we eat like gluttons, drink like sailors and watch all the games until the final buzzer sounds each day. After a day in which we had consumed many upset, buzzer beater and overtime shots as well as 2 corny kegs of beer, I came up with the mother of all sales pitches that went something like this.

“Gentlemen, as you know there are very few opportunities for the young ladies in our community. That’s why travel softball is so important. You see, young ladies with opportunities, develop competitive drive, pride and a positive attitude which helps them gain admission to college and eventually become successful in the working world. Young ladies who don’t have the same opportunities often head down a dark path, one which often begins at Hooters. Those who are successfull at Hooters, often move on to the big leagues at the State Line or Deja Vu, where they hone their lap dancing and pole work skills. Gentlemen, I implore you to dig deep in your wallets and purchase these pizza coupons to help keep our daughters off the pole”.
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:ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: I'd buy one! And that party also sounds like the perfect March Madness kickoff.


alabamagrizzly said:
Mine was when mine was 5 too. She come up to me one day talking about a new boyfriend in kindergarten and I asked her about the old one and she said “Daddy, I had to add him to the list of ex boyfriends.”
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Hey, the whole "long list of ex lovers" thing worked out great for Taylor Swift. Your daughter is just gathering material!
 
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