AZGrizFan’s Bobby Hauck Predictions

[Fahque]

I didn’t predict anything. I guaranteed it.

And please define “in the ballpark”. How many first round losses at home is he allowed, how many NC losses because of a failure to make halftime adjustments is he granted? How long is his rope in your mind?

First round home losses allowed 1 out of 4 years. Unlimited number of national championship game losses allowed. Unlimited number of players going to NFL allowed. Unlimited amount of taunting of Cats allowed.

Why 4 years? Shouldn’t the next coach be expected to produce in three years just as Stitt was?

That says first round playoff losses every 4 years, not limp dick the former coaches team into the playoffs and give up a couple of late term abortions of a performance against the cats.


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No, it says “1 out of 4 years,” not 1 loss every 4 years.

 

[Stop_HammerTime69]

The chances of him matching 80-17 again are not likely. Predicting against this doesn't make you a serious prognosticator :roll: You are simply mouthing off with the odds. His past performance was beyond ridiculous. Anything in that ball park is fine. Just give us solid fundamentals and strong decision making when it is called upon. I don't expect idiotic blitz calls on multiple 3rd and forever downs... :egriz:

I didn’t predict anything. I guaranteed it.

And please define “in the ballpark”. How many first round losses at home is he allowed, how many NC losses because of a failure to make halftime adjustments is he granted? How long is his rope in your mind?

First round home losses allowed 1 out of 4 years. Unlimited number of national championship game losses allowed. Unlimited number of players going to NFL allowed. Unlimited amount of taunting of Cats allowed.

Why 4 years? Shouldn’t the next coach be expected to produce in three years just as Stitt was?

Yeah, no kidding. If we fired a coach who won 60% of his games despite scholarship restrictions and injuries, this next guy better produce something special in one or two years. Take us to the semifinals and never lose to the cats.

 

[dupuyer griz]

First round home losses allowed 1 out of 4 years. Unlimited number of national championship game losses allowed. Unlimited number of players going to NFL allowed. Unlimited amount of taunting of Cats allowed.

Why 4 years? Shouldn’t the next coach be expected to produce in three years just as Stitt was?

That says first round playoff losses every 4 years, not limp dick the former coaches team into the playoffs and give up a couple of late term abortions of a performance against the cats.


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No, it says “1 out of 4 years,” not 1 loss every 4 years.

“First round home losses allowed 1 out of 4 years.” That doesn’t mean we only make it every 4 and lose, it means we go further than the first round 3/4 years.


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[PlayerRep]

Why 4 years? Shouldn’t the next coach be expected to produce in three years just as Stitt was?

That says first round playoff losses every 4 years, not limp dick the former coaches team into the playoffs and give up a couple of late term abortions of a performance against the cats.


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No, it says “1 out of 4 years,” not 1 loss every 4 years.

“First round home losses allowed 1 out of 4 years.” That doesn’t mean we only make it every 4 and lose, it means we go further than the first round 3/4 years.


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Yup. FU tries so hard to pick at me, that he often makes himself look stupid.

 

[AZGrizFan]

That says first round playoff losses every 4 years, not limp dick the former coaches team into the playoffs and give up a couple of late term abortions of a performance against the cats.


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No, it says “1 out of 4 years,” not 1 loss every 4 years.

“First round home losses allowed 1 out of 4 years.” That doesn’t mean we only make it every 4 and lose, it means we go further than the first round 3/4 years.


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Yup. FU tries so hard to pick at me, that he often makes himself look stupid.

So your assumption is playoffs EVERY year, with the occasional 1st round loss?

 

[PlayerRep]

No, it says “1 out of 4 years,” not 1 loss every 4 years.

“First round home losses allowed 1 out of 4 years.” That doesn’t mean we only make it every 4 and lose, it means we go further than the first round 3/4 years.


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Yup. FU tries so hard to pick at me, that he often makes himself look stupid.

So your assumption is playoffs EVERY year, with the occasional 1st round loss?

Not assumption, but yes that is what I want and think Hauck can do. It make take a season or two to get it going again. My hope is that the Griz are in the playoffs next year.

 

[CDAGRIZ]

No, it says “1 out of 4 years,” not 1 loss every 4 years.

“First round home losses allowed 1 out of 4 years.” That doesn’t mean we only make it every 4 and lose, it means we go further than the first round 3/4 years.


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Yup. FU tries so hard to pick at me, that he often makes himself look stupid.

So your assumption is playoffs EVERY year, with the occasional 1st round loss?

That's definitely now my expectation no matter who the coach is. We've made our program goals clear and will not accept anything less than that. There are obviously plenty of great coaches who can do it if the next guy isn't up for the task.

 

[Fahque]

That says first round playoff losses every 4 years, not limp dick the former coaches team into the playoffs and give up a couple of late term abortions of a performance against the cats.


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No, it says “1 out of 4 years,” not 1 loss every 4 years.

“First round home losses allowed 1 out of 4 years.” That doesn’t mean we only make it every 4 and lose, it means we go further than the first round 3/4 years.


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Yup. FU tries so hard to pick at me, that he often makes himself look stupid.

If that is what you meant then that is what you should have typed. You pick apart other peoples typos but then call people stupid for picking apart yours? As for making the playoffs every year, I agree with you that that should happen, that should be the expectation under any new coach

 

[CDAGRIZ]

No, it says “1 out of 4 years,” not 1 loss every 4 years.

“First round home losses allowed 1 out of 4 years.” That doesn’t mean we only make it every 4 and lose, it means we go further than the first round 3/4 years.


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Yup. FU tries so hard to pick at me, that he often makes himself look stupid.

If that is what you meant then that is what you should have typed. You pick apart other peoples typos but then call people stupid for picking apart yours? As for making the playoffs every year, I agree with you that that should happen, that should be the expectation under any new coach

And if it doesn't happen in either of the first two years, we need to reevaluate to find a winner. No more excuses.

 

[Fahque]

“First round home losses allowed 1 out of 4 years.” That doesn’t mean we only make it every 4 and lose, it means we go further than the first round 3/4 years.


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Yup. FU tries so hard to pick at me, that he often makes himself look stupid.

If that is what you meant then that is what you should have typed. You pick apart other peoples typos but then call people stupid for picking apart yours? As for making the playoffs every year, I agree with you that that should happen, that should be the expectation under any new coach

And if it doesn't happen in either of the first two years, we need to reevaluate to find a winner. No more excuses.

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