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The Land of Delusion

CatsTruckGriz said:
SaskGriz said:
CatsTruckGriz said:
You guys slay me. I think some of you are actually convinced you're a good team.

Never mind you haven't beat anybody worth a damn.

Oh but you almost beat EWU right? Yeah they would have put 70 on you if Gubrud wasn't a half-click off in the first half, but I suppose guys wide open in the endzone don't matter if the QB misses them, it was probably a Semore scheme.

Oh but the comeback against Weber right? Another 70 if they hadn't taken their foot off the gas, or does that only count in games like the UNC game? "We eased up after halftime on UNC, but Weber was going full-out and we had them on the ropes". Sure.

Oh but NAU right? This is the best one of all. Cookus rams it down your throat in 3 minutes but "they wouldn't have scored any more if he would have been in there". What a joke, he would have lit it up like a pinball machine and everybody knows it but the delusional ones on here.

About a dozen of you get it, but they are quickly turned on when they point out obvious things, so most of the crowd just silently watches and wonders. But hey, 7-3 right? Maybe a playoff berth if you beat the Cats?

Here's what's going to happen Saturday, and the best part is Stitt will do it to himself. Air Napoleon will have his guys sprinting to the line every down, probably score some early but eventually the 3 and outs will come because he'll send in his usual bullshit playbook and outthink himself. Eventually what that will mean is the big Cat offensive line wearing down the Griz defense and Murray and company will run wild...again...because our line is much better than most and your defense will be on the field for 40 minutes like always. And Saturday night everbody will be calling for Semore and Stitts head except the apologists who will lobby for a 12-year extension.
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You have two world class ski hills within an hour of your village. Other than that you should not exist. Your town is named after a cart path, and a second rate one at that. Your "university" is a glorified agricultural college, your top sport is rodeo. All your decent (not good) bars are located in strip malls- which is cheesier than a tuxedo from KMart. Speaking of Kmart, not sure if you have one. Bozeman reminds me of Harlem Montana, except Harlem's Albertsons is better. The only good thing to ever come out of Bozeman is I-90. FTC!
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Says the guy who lives in Saskatchewan, talk about a wasteland. At least Alberta has Banff, Calgary, and Edmonton.

Here's a joke which is more true than anything...Why do Canadians only do it doggy style? So they can both watch the hockey game aye.
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Yeah the place I live sucks. Tell me something I don't know.
 
SaskGriz said:
CatsTruckGriz said:
SaskGriz said:
CatsTruckGriz said:
You guys slay me. I think some of you are actually convinced you're a good team.

Never mind you haven't beat anybody worth a damn.

Oh but you almost beat EWU right? Yeah they would have put 70 on you if Gubrud wasn't a half-click off in the first half, but I suppose guys wide open in the endzone don't matter if the QB misses them, it was probably a Semore scheme.

Oh but the comeback against Weber right? Another 70 if they hadn't taken their foot off the gas, or does that only count in games like the UNC game? "We eased up after halftime on UNC, but Weber was going full-out and we had them on the ropes". Sure.

Oh but NAU right? This is the best one of all. Cookus rams it down your throat in 3 minutes but "they wouldn't have scored any more if he would have been in there". What a joke, he would have lit it up like a pinball machine and everybody knows it but the delusional ones on here.

About a dozen of you get it, but they are quickly turned on when they point out obvious things, so most of the crowd just silently watches and wonders. But hey, 7-3 right? Maybe a playoff berth if you beat the Cats?

Here's what's going to happen Saturday, and the best part is Stitt will do it to himself. Air Napoleon will have his guys sprinting to the line every down, probably score some early but eventually the 3 and outs will come because he'll send in his usual bullshit playbook and outthink himself. Eventually what that will mean is the big Cat offensive line wearing down the Griz defense and Murray and company will run wild...again...because our line is much better than most and your defense will be on the field for 40 minutes like always. And Saturday night everbody will be calling for Semore and Stitts head except the apologists who will lobby for a 12-year extension.
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You have two world class ski hills within an hour of your village. Other than that you should not exist. Your town is named after a cart path, and a second rate one at that. Your "university" is a glorified agricultural college, your top sport is rodeo. All your decent (not good) bars are located in strip malls- which is cheesier than a tuxedo from KMart. Speaking of Kmart, not sure if you have one. Bozeman reminds me of Harlem Montana, except Harlem's Albertsons is better. The only good thing to ever come out of Bozeman is I-90. FTC!
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Says the guy who lives in Saskatchewan, talk about a wasteland. At least Alberta has Banff, Calgary, and Edmonton.

Here's a joke which is more true than anything...Why do Canadians only do it doggy style? So they can both watch the hockey game aye.
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Yeah the place I live sucks. Tell me something I don't know.
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I'm just screwing with you Sask, it's actually ok, used to go fishing every fall at Tobin until my old man passed away, should restart that one of these days. Regina's pretty decent too, quite a bit to do there.

You're still going to be pissed Saturday though.
 
CatsTruckGriz said:
Boy did I call that shit right.

But...did you wonder why I wasn't here talking shit afterwards? A few know.
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Outside of this singular post, I don't think about you at all.
 
He raised this thread from the dead! He’s like Lazarus! Wait, I guess the thread is like Lazarus. Sorry, I mixed my metaphors.
 
AllWeatherFan said:
He raised this thread from the dead! He’s like Lazarus! Wait, I guess the thread is like Lazarus. Sorry, I mixed my metaphors.
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Really screwed the gift duck on that one.
 
CatsTruckGriz said:
Boy did I call that shit right.

But...did you wonder why I wasn't here talking shit afterwards? A few know.
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Because you were too busy with your hormone therapy and sex change operation to fully transition to that woman who was always buried deep inside?
 
CatsTruckGriz said:
Boy did I call that shit right.

But...did you wonder why I wasn't here talking shit afterwards? A few know.
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You knew it was the end of the road for the Stitt Experiment.
 
CatsTruckGriz said:
Boy did I call that shit right.

But...did you wonder why I wasn't here talking shit afterwards? A few know.
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Sure. Warm Springs doesn't allow access to laptops.
 
CDAGRIZ said:
CatsTruckGriz said:
Boy did I call that shit right.

But...did you wonder why I wasn't here talking shit afterwards? A few know.
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Outside of this singular post, I don't think about you at all.
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Ah but you do young one, you just don't realize it.

This whole thread may have been a homer job.

Maybe aided by certain mods.

Maybe to get certain individuals...*cough* Az, Ursa, Everett, CDA *cough*...riled up so I could come laugh at them after the Griz won.

But then we fucking lost. Plan fail. I figured I better let it die at that point, but it's probably been long enough to kill the pain. :lol:
 
EverettGriz said:
Is ctg typing in the "English as a second language" setting?
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Since when have you been the grammar police?

I have it from a reliable source you can barely talk at all any time you get waylaid at Silver City for a "quick one".
 
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