The Land of Delusion

[Hawkeyebowhunter]

You guys slay me. I think some of you are actually convinced you're a good team.

Never mind you haven't beat anybody worth a damn.

Oh but you almost beat EWU right? Yeah they would have put 70 on you if Gubrud wasn't a half-click off in the first half, but I suppose guys wide open in the endzone don't matter if the QB misses them, it was probably a Semore scheme.

Oh but the comeback against Weber right? Another 70 if they hadn't taken their foot off the gas, or does that only count in games like the UNC game? "We eased up after halftime on UNC, but Weber was going full-out and we had them on the ropes". Sure.

Oh but NAU right? This is the best one of all. Cookus rams it down your throat in 3 minutes but "they wouldn't have scored any more if he would have been in there". What a joke, he would have lit it up like a pinball machine and everybody knows it but the delusional ones on here.

About a dozen of you get it, but they are quickly turned on when they point out obvious things, so most of the crowd just silently watches and wonders. But hey, 7-3 right? Maybe a playoff berth if you beat the Cats?

Here's what's going to happen Saturday, and the best part is Stitt will do it to himself. Air Napoleon will have his guys sprinting to the line every down, probably score some early but eventually the 3 and outs will come because he'll send in his usual bullshit playbook and outthink himself. Eventually what that will mean is the big Cat offensive line wearing down the Griz defense and Murray and company will run wild...again...because our line is much better than most and your defense will be on the field for 40 minutes like always. And Saturday night everbody will be calling for Semore and Stitts head except the apologists who will lobby for a 12-year extension.

That's damn hilarious!

 

[kemajic]

We'll have to pass more than last year, but someone will be wide open deep as usual because that's what you do and Semore will be shitting his pants packing the line trying to stop the bleeding.

Not to worry. QB can't get the ball to him. Pack the box.

 

[grizghost]

...I really don't care who it is..l think there is some valid points made..Ty will have his Bobs up for
the game and wants Stitt to know who the real coach is..so it will be a physical game..it will be a
battle of the wills..I wouldn't be ready to anoint Stitt the extension until we see what he does with this game..Choate and Ty have been playing in the rodeo for quite sometime and our coaches for the most part are young..I'm not bashing Stitt just have some reservations..Gresch is a bright spot so l'm hoping for a big day but it will be a tough win for the Griz!

 

[CatsTruckGriz]

We'll have to pass more than last year, but someone will be wide open deep as usual because that's what you do and Semore will be shitting his pants packing the line trying to stop the bleeding.

Not to worry. QB can't get the ball to him. Pack the box.

Maybe, maybe not, but it won't be because they're not open.

 

[RobGriz]

We'll have to pass more than last year, but someone will be wide open deep as usual because that's what you do and Semore will be shitting his pants packing the line trying to stop the bleeding.

Not to worry. QB can't get the ball to him. Pack the box.

Maybe, maybe not, but it won't be because they're not open.

No, it’ll be because he couldn’t hit water if he threw the ball from a f*****g boat.

 

[CatsTruckGriz]

We'll have to pass more than last year, but someone will be wide open deep as usual because that's what you do and Semore will be shitting his pants packing the line trying to stop the bleeding.

Not to worry. QB can't get the ball to him. Pack the box.

Maybe, maybe not, but it won't be because they're not open.

No, it’ll be because he couldn’t hit water if he threw the ball from a f*****g boat.

I've heard he's been hitting the pond more regularly in practice lately, whether he's been aiming at is another question.

 

[ilovethecats]

both fanbases are always delusional. nothing new there. this game is going to be a battle.

 

[BadlandsGrizFan]

You guys slay me. I think some of you are actually convinced you're a good team.

Never mind you haven't beat anybody worth a damn.

Oh but you almost beat EWU right? Yeah they would have put 70 on you if Gubrud wasn't a half-click off in the first half, but I suppose guys wide open in the endzone don't matter if the QB misses them, it was probably a Semore scheme.

Oh but the comeback against Weber right? Another 70 if they hadn't taken their foot off the gas, or does that only count in games like the UNC game? "We eased up after halftime on UNC, but Weber was going full-out and we had them on the ropes". Sure.

Oh but NAU right? This is the best one of all. Cookus rams it down your throat in 3 minutes but "they wouldn't have scored any more if he would have been in there". What a joke, he would have lit it up like a pinball machine and everybody knows it but the delusional ones on here.

About a dozen of you get it, but they are quickly turned on when they point out obvious things, so most of the crowd just silently watches and wonders. But hey, 7-3 right? Maybe a playoff berth if you beat the Cats?

Here's what's going to happen Saturday, and the best part is Stitt will do it to himself. Air Napoleon will have his guys sprinting to the line every down, probably score some early but eventually the 3 and outs will come because he'll send in his usual bullshit playbook and outthink himself. Eventually what that will mean is the big Cat offensive line wearing down the Griz defense and Murray and company will run wild...again...because our line is much better than most and your defense will be on the field for 40 minutes like always. And Saturday night everbody will be calling for Semore and Stitts head except the apologists who will lobby for a 12-year extension.

A lot of the terminology you use reminds me of nights I've spent with your mother.....

They're highlighted above. Thanks for the good memories.

I asked mama about this, she didn't deny it happened once on a late night bender but used words like disappointing, premature, girthless (is that even a word?), millisecond (kept using time references), and something about a series of shots.

She said this experience drove her to lesbianism, which I always wondered about. Well done Badlands.

I've been known to flip a lesbian or two.... :lol: :lol:

 

[CatsTruckGriz]

You guys slay me. I think some of you are actually convinced you're a good team.

Never mind you haven't beat anybody worth a damn.

Oh but you almost beat EWU right? Yeah they would have put 70 on you if Gubrud wasn't a half-click off in the first half, but I suppose guys wide open in the endzone don't matter if the QB misses them, it was probably a Semore scheme.

Oh but the comeback against Weber right? Another 70 if they hadn't taken their foot off the gas, or does that only count in games like the UNC game? "We eased up after halftime on UNC, but Weber was going full-out and we had them on the ropes". Sure.

Oh but NAU right? This is the best one of all. Cookus rams it down your throat in 3 minutes but "they wouldn't have scored any more if he would have been in there". What a joke, he would have lit it up like a pinball machine and everybody knows it but the delusional ones on here.

About a dozen of you get it, but they are quickly turned on when they point out obvious things, so most of the crowd just silently watches and wonders. But hey, 7-3 right? Maybe a playoff berth if you beat the Cats?

Here's what's going to happen Saturday, and the best part is Stitt will do it to himself. Air Napoleon will have his guys sprinting to the line every down, probably score some early but eventually the 3 and outs will come because he'll send in his usual bullshit playbook and outthink himself. Eventually what that will mean is the big Cat offensive line wearing down the Griz defense and Murray and company will run wild...again...because our line is much better than most and your defense will be on the field for 40 minutes like always. And Saturday night everbody will be calling for Semore and Stitts head except the apologists who will lobby for a 12-year extension.

You have two world class ski hills within an hour of your village. Other than that you should not exist. Your town is named after a cart path, and a second rate one at that. Your "university" is a glorified agricultural college, your top sport is rodeo. All your decent (not good) bars are located in strip malls- which is cheesier than a tuxedo from KMart. Speaking of Kmart, not sure if you have one. Bozeman reminds me of Harlem Montana, except Harlem's Albertsons is better. The only good thing to ever come out of Bozeman is I-90. FTC!

Says the guy who lives in Saskatchewan, talk about a wasteland. At least Alberta has Banff, Calgary, and Edmonton.

Here's a joke which is more true than anything...Why do Canadians only do it doggy style? So they can both watch the hockey game aye.

 

[BadlandsGrizFan]

You guys slay me. I think some of you are actually convinced you're a good team.

Never mind you haven't beat anybody worth a damn.

Oh but you almost beat EWU right? Yeah they would have put 70 on you if Gubrud wasn't a half-click off in the first half, but I suppose guys wide open in the endzone don't matter if the QB misses them, it was probably a Semore scheme.

Oh but the comeback against Weber right? Another 70 if they hadn't taken their foot off the gas, or does that only count in games like the UNC game? "We eased up after halftime on UNC, but Weber was going full-out and we had them on the ropes". Sure.

Oh but NAU right? This is the best one of all. Cookus rams it down your throat in 3 minutes but "they wouldn't have scored any more if he would have been in there". What a joke, he would have lit it up like a pinball machine and everybody knows it but the delusional ones on here.

About a dozen of you get it, but they are quickly turned on when they point out obvious things, so most of the crowd just silently watches and wonders. But hey, 7-3 right? Maybe a playoff berth if you beat the Cats?

Here's what's going to happen Saturday, and the best part is Stitt will do it to himself. Air Napoleon will have his guys sprinting to the line every down, probably score some early but eventually the 3 and outs will come because he'll send in his usual bullshit playbook and outthink himself. Eventually what that will mean is the big Cat offensive line wearing down the Griz defense and Murray and company will run wild...again...because our line is much better than most and your defense will be on the field for 40 minutes like always. And Saturday night everbody will be calling for Semore and Stitts head except the apologists who will lobby for a 12-year extension.

You have two world class ski hills within an hour of your village. Other than that you should not exist. Your town is named after a cart path, and a second rate one at that. Your "university" is a glorified agricultural college, your top sport is rodeo. All your decent (not good) bars are located in strip malls- which is cheesier than a tuxedo from KMart. Speaking of Kmart, not sure if you have one. Bozeman reminds me of Harlem Montana, except Harlem's Albertsons is better. The only good thing to ever come out of Bozeman is I-90. FTC!

Says the guy who lives in Saskatchewan, talk about a wasteland. At least Alberta has Banff, Calgary, and Edmonton.

Here's a joke which is more true than anything...Why do Canadians only do it doggy style? So they can both watch the hockey game aye.

I actually kinda like this guy :thumb:

 

[CatsTruckGriz]

Oh you're looking to get points on this game? The mighty Griz juggernaut needs points against the terrible Cats?

I guess it's actually getting closer to a pick em so not much of a stretch though.

Still not this Growler dude though.

Well, you're so all-fired confident I figured you'd be willing to put your money where your fatass mouth is.

Guess not.

Figures. :lol:

Can't bet with anybody on here, nobody evers pays it sounds like. Over is the bet anyway, won't be a lot of stops either way.

 

[RobGriz]

You guys slay me. I think some of you are actually convinced you're a good team.

Never mind you haven't beat anybody worth a damn.

Oh but you almost beat EWU right? Yeah they would have put 70 on you if Gubrud wasn't a half-click off in the first half, but I suppose guys wide open in the endzone don't matter if the QB misses them, it was probably a Semore scheme.

Oh but the comeback against Weber right? Another 70 if they hadn't taken their foot off the gas, or does that only count in games like the UNC game? "We eased up after halftime on UNC, but Weber was going full-out and we had them on the ropes". Sure.

Oh but NAU right? This is the best one of all. Cookus rams it down your throat in 3 minutes but "they wouldn't have scored any more if he would have been in there". What a joke, he would have lit it up like a pinball machine and everybody knows it but the delusional ones on here.

About a dozen of you get it, but they are quickly turned on when they point out obvious things, so most of the crowd just silently watches and wonders. But hey, 7-3 right? Maybe a playoff berth if you beat the Cats?

Here's what's going to happen Saturday, and the best part is Stitt will do it to himself. Air Napoleon will have his guys sprinting to the line every down, probably score some early but eventually the 3 and outs will come because he'll send in his usual bullshit playbook and outthink himself. Eventually what that will mean is the big Cat offensive line wearing down the Griz defense and Murray and company will run wild...again...because our line is much better than most and your defense will be on the field for 40 minutes like always. And Saturday night everbody will be calling for Semore and Stitts head except the apologists who will lobby for a 12-year extension.

You have two world class ski hills within an hour of your village. Other than that you should not exist. Your town is named after a cart path, and a second rate one at that. Your "university" is a glorified agricultural college, your top sport is rodeo. All your decent (not good) bars are located in strip malls- which is cheesier than a tuxedo from KMart. Speaking of Kmart, not sure if you have one. Bozeman reminds me of Harlem Montana, except Harlem's Albertsons is better. The only good thing to ever come out of Bozeman is I-90. FTC!

Says the guy who lives in Saskatchewan, talk about a wasteland. At least Alberta has Banff, Calgary, and Edmonton.

Here's a joke which is more true than anything...Why do Canadians only do it doggy style? So they can both watch the hockey game aye.

I actually kinda like this guy :thumb:

+1

 

[Stop_HammerTime69]

Kind of an ironic title, doncha think?

 

[AZGrizFan]

Oh you're looking to get points on this game? The mighty Griz juggernaut needs points against the terrible Cats?

I guess it's actually getting closer to a pick em so not much of a stretch though.

Still not this Growler dude though.

Well, you're so all-fired confident I figured you'd be willing to put your money where your fatass mouth is.

Guess not.

Figures. :lol:

Can't bet with anybody on here, nobody evers pays it sounds like. Over is the bet anyway, won't be a lot of stops either way.

I pay. But I wouldn't expect a 'scat fan to.

 

[SoldierGriz]

You guys slay me. I think some of you are actually convinced you're a good team.

Never mind you haven't beat anybody worth a damn.

Oh but you almost beat EWU right? Yeah they would have put 70 on you if Gubrud wasn't a half-click off in the first half, but I suppose guys wide open in the endzone don't matter if the QB misses them, it was probably a Semore scheme.

Oh but the comeback against Weber right? Another 70 if they hadn't taken their foot off the gas, or does that only count in games like the UNC game? "We eased up after halftime on UNC, but Weber was going full-out and we had them on the ropes". Sure.

Oh but NAU right? This is the best one of all. Cookus rams it down your throat in 3 minutes but "they wouldn't have scored any more if he would have been in there". What a joke, he would have lit it up like a pinball machine and everybody knows it but the delusional ones on here.

About a dozen of you get it, but they are quickly turned on when they point out obvious things, so most of the crowd just silently watches and wonders. But hey, 7-3 right? Maybe a playoff berth if you beat the Cats?

Here's what's going to happen Saturday, and the best part is Stitt will do it to himself. Air Napoleon will have his guys sprinting to the line every down, probably score some early but eventually the 3 and outs will come because he'll send in his usual bullshit playbook and outthink himself. Eventually what that will mean is the big Cat offensive line wearing down the Griz defense and Murray and company will run wild...again...because our line is much better than most and your defense will be on the field for 40 minutes like always. And Saturday night everbody will be calling for Semore and Stitts head except the apologists who will lobby for a 12-year extension.

I can accept quite a bit of this. But your assumptions are based on a false appreciation of the MSU defense, which is pretty poor. Delusional is expecting that defense to keep Montana from scoring and scoring a lot. It will come down to who can score the most. And don't expect a naïve UM defense like last year.

Cookus rammed it down our throat? Did he put any points on the board before he excused himself? Of course your lame argument could be reversed if either Phillips or Jensen had been available. We found a way to win with a receiver at QB. Finding a way to win may be the difference between being 7-3 and 4-6. I think the game is a tossup.

+1. cat offensive line and tailback are very good. Their defense is not - particularly their secondary. GJ is going to rip them apart. Griz score 40+. Just gotta hold murray and lasane to 39.

Compared to what, your shutdown defense? They have really turned the corner right? Or is it more that they have played a UND team down half the starters, shut down Weber the second half (first half must have been an outlier), played against a QB who never takes a snap, and most recently played a team that has given up after Halloween? That's a quality portfolio, how's the rest of their body of work? Still letting receivers get behind them 6 times a game?

This should be an easy game to defend, we have a QB who can run, a decent RB, and 1 receiver. That's it. Semore Butts should be able to stop that cold, but he won't. We'll have to pass more than last year, but someone will be wide open deep as usual because that's what you do and Semore will be shitting his pants packing the line trying to stop the bleeding.

Where do I mention the griz had a "shut-down" defense. I said Semore has to hold them to under 40. I'm on (broken) record posting my disappointment with the defense.

 

[CatsTruckGriz]

Valid point Soldier, I focused on the wrong wording there. Glad you are realistic, it needs to run off on some others.
Thanks for your service by the way since it was just Veterans Day.

 

[CatsTruckGriz]

Oh you're looking to get points on this game? The mighty Griz juggernaut needs points against the terrible Cats?

I guess it's actually getting closer to a pick em so not much of a stretch though.

Still not this Growler dude though.

Well, you're so all-fired confident I figured you'd be willing to put your money where your fatass mouth is.

Guess not.

Figures. :lol:

Can't bet with anybody on here, nobody evers pays it sounds like. Over is the bet anyway, won't be a lot of stops either way.

I pay. But I wouldn't expect a 'scat fan to.

Why wouldn't I pay, I have a job that pays actual money unlike the ones you get there like Fine Arts and Blunt Rolling and shit like that, or have those programs gone away now that enrollment has dropped to 4 digits?

 

[SoldierGriz]

Valid point Soldier, I focused on the wrong wording there. Glad you are realistic, it needs to run off on some others.
Thanks for your service by the way since it was just Veterans Day.

Thanks.

 

[BadlandsGrizFan]

Well, you're so all-fired confident I figured you'd be willing to put your money where your fatass mouth is.

Guess not.

Figures. :lol:

Can't bet with anybody on here, nobody evers pays it sounds like. Over is the bet anyway, won't be a lot of stops either way.

I pay. But I wouldn't expect a 'scat fan to.

Why wouldn't I pay, I have a job that pays actual money unlike the ones you get there like Fine Arts and Blunt Rolling and shit like that, or have those programs gone away now that enrollment has dropped to 4 digits?

Blunt Rolling can be quite lucrative.

 

[CatsTruckGriz]

Can't bet with anybody on here, nobody evers pays it sounds like. Over is the bet anyway, won't be a lot of stops either way.

I pay. But I wouldn't expect a 'scat fan to.

Why wouldn't I pay, I have a job that pays actual money unlike the ones you get there like Fine Arts and Blunt Rolling and shit like that, or have those programs gone away now that enrollment has dropped to 4 digits?

Blunt Rolling can be quite lucrative.

Possibly depending on your quality control processes. I wouldn't hire that 420 guy in that spot for sure.