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The Beer Hunter

jodcon said:
Ursa Major said:
BTW, dibs on the lazy boy.

I've arranged bringing in theater seating and a 80" 4k.

Found a credit card in the kitchen.

Maybe go into the first garage, and stream the fucking thing on the 10.5x8 golf impact screen. I’ll pm you the laptop password. I’d just be happy that someone can enjoy it after I was dragged out here. And, another thing: fuck a fucking splash pad. Run through the sprinkler like a god damned American, or keep your clothes dry.
 
I will not rest until The Beer Hunter in La Quinta, CA is taken off the list of Griz viewing locations unless and until the establishment personally atones by gifting me a Billy Mayfair autographed golf bag from the wall.
 
The bigger question, really, is do they have freshly baked cookies in the lobby? I freaking hate it when they are all gone.
 
The game is only streaming in Ca..take your laptop and a hdmi cable and plug it into one of their tvs!
 
The game is only streaming in Ca..take your laptop and a hdmi cable and plug it into one of their tvs!
 
CDA--quick question. Where do you keep the cleaning supplies? Someone (i.e. Jodcon) can't run a simple slant pattern and after diving for the ball inadvertently spilt his pomegranate cosmo on your wedding album.
 
Ursa Major said:
CDA--quick question. Where do you keep the cleaning supplies? Someone (i.e. Jodcon) can't run a simple slant pattern and after diving for the ball inadvertently spilt his pomegranate cosmo on your wedding album.

On a side note, it appears you married up. Way up.
 
jodcon said:
Ursa Major said:
CDA--quick question. Where do you keep the cleaning supplies? Someone (i.e. Jodcon) can't run a simple slant pattern and after diving for the ball inadvertently spilt his pomegranate cosmo on your wedding album.

On a side note, it appears you married up. Way up.

Yup.

Destination wedding? I love the porn star stash.
 
You guys had better stay out of the master bedroom and focus on the second half. There’s nothing interesting in that room.
 
Ursa Major said:
Does anyone know how to get rid of sulphuric acid stain?

Alright, fine. Go into the master bedroom. In the closet, there will be a trap door. Under there, next to the gold bars, will be a telephone with one button and a pin pad. Pick up the receiver, press the button, and follow the directions on the pin pad (it really doesn’t matter what you punch in). When Antonio rings the front doorbell, don’t answer. He will ring it twice. Wait 22 minutes and check the front doorstep.
 
bgbigdog said:
jodcon said:
Ursa Major said:
CDA--quick question. Where do you keep the cleaning supplies? Someone (i.e. Jodcon) can't run a simple slant pattern and after diving for the ball inadvertently spilt his pomegranate cosmo on your wedding album.

On a side note, it appears you married up. Way up.

Yup.

Destination wedding? I love the porn star stash.

She had a condition, and it’s since been rectified.
 
CDAGRIZ said:
Ursa Major said:
Does anyone know how to get rid of sulphuric acid stain?

Alright, fine. Go into the master bedroom. In the closet, there will be a trap door. Under there, next to the gold bars, will be a telephone with one button and a pin pad. Pick up the receiver, press the button, and follow the directions on the pin pad (it really doesn’t matter what you punch in). When Antonio rings the front doorbell, don’t answer. He will ring it twice. Wait 22 minutes and check the front doorstep.

DDT--Who knew?

Heloise can go fuck herself :thumb:
 
Ursa Major said:
CDAGRIZ said:
Ursa Major said:
Does anyone know how to get rid of sulphuric acid stain?

Alright, fine. Go into the master bedroom. In the closet, there will be a trap door. Under there, next to the gold bars, will be a telephone with one button and a pin pad. Pick up the receiver, press the button, and follow the directions on the pin pad (it really doesn’t matter what you punch in). When Antonio rings the front doorbell, don’t answer. He will ring it twice. Wait 22 minutes and check the front doorstep.

DDT--Who knew?

Heloise can go fuck herself :thumb:

Talk to Pete Abelard, and I’m sure he’d tell you she did, on occasion.
 
CDAGRIZ said:
Ursa Major said:
CDAGRIZ said:
Ursa Major said:
Does anyone know how to get rid of sulphuric acid stain?

Alright, fine. Go into the master bedroom. In the closet, there will be a trap door. Under there, next to the gold bars, will be a telephone with one button and a pin pad. Pick up the receiver, press the button, and follow the directions on the pin pad (it really doesn’t matter what you punch in). When Antonio rings the front doorbell, don’t answer. He will ring it twice. Wait 22 minutes and check the front doorstep.

DDT--Who knew?

Heloise can go fuck herself :thumb:

Talk to Pete Abelard, and I’m sure he’d tell you she did, on occasion.

Every time PA got a snoot full he couldn't stop talking about it. He even showed me a couple of x-rated paintings to prove it.
 
Well, now I'm jealous of CDA for a number of reasons:

He's drinking in the desert.
Evidently he has a hot wife.
TBH didn't subject him to that colossal piece of shit the rest of us suffered through.
 
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