telling the wife...

[Kokanee]

Tell her now and if she bitches tell her she is starting to sound a lot like your ex-wife.

 

[Kokanee]

I agree with Alpha. Quit being a puss. Man up, tell her you wear the pants and......wait, hang on.....



Crap, my wife's coming...gotta go!

Geddes must be at your house.

 

[Paytonlives]

Just be a man and tell her "Im going to a football game, yes there will probably be a strip club or two and I expect sandwiches when I get home....oh and dont forget to wheel the garbage can to the curb. You will hear from me when you hear from me."


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And then be prepared to NEVER GET LAID AGAIN!!!

 

[Pin2Win]

Just be a man and tell her "Im going to a football game, yes there will probably be a strip club or two and I expect sandwiches when I get home....oh and dont forget to wheel the garbage can to the curb. You will hear from me when you hear from me."


:thumb:

And then be prepared to NEVER GET LAID FOR THE FIRST TIME!!!

fify

 

[Griz2k]

I agree with Alpha. Quit being a puss. Man up, tell her you wear the pants and......wait, hang on.....



Crap, my wife's coming...gotta go!

Geddes must be at your house.

I was wondering whose pants those were.

 

[ALPHAGRIZ1]

Just be a man and tell her "Im going to a football game, yes there will probably be a strip club or two and I expect sandwiches when I get home....oh and dont forget to wheel the garbage can to the curb. You will hear from me when you hear from me."


:thumb:

And then be prepared to NEVER GET LAID AGAIN!!!

If she is gonna be like that find a younger hotter version and bang it like a drum set. I won't tolerate being held hostage by some split tail.



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[poorgriz]

Just be a man and tell her "Im going to a football game, yes there will probably be a strip club or two and I expect sandwiches when I get home....oh and dont forget to wheel the garbage can to the curb. You will hear from me when you hear from me."


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You've obviously never played the (marriage) game.

 

[BDizzle]

Just be a man and tell her "Im going to a football game, yes there will probably be a strip club or two and I expect sandwiches when I get home....oh and dont forget to wheel the garbage can to the curb. You will hear from me when you hear from me."


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You've obviously never played the (marriage) game.

He played it once. He either one or lost...depends on how you look at it.

 

['68griz]

Just be a man and tell her "Im going to a football game, yes there will probably be a strip club or two and I expect sandwiches when I get home....oh and dont forget to wheel the garbage can to the curb. You will hear from me when you hear from me."


:thumb:

You've obviously never played the (marriage) game.

And lost....

 

[AllWeatherFan]

Always be truthful with your spouse. Unless she asks if these pants make her look fat.

 

[Copper Griz]

Tell her you are going to Vegas with three friends who make an annual trip to visit strip clubs and party. Wait three days and then tell her you changed your mind and decided to go to Missoula to watch the game instead. She will be so happy! :thumb:

 

[ALPHAGRIZ1]

Just be a man and tell her "Im going to a football game, yes there will probably be a strip club or two and I expect sandwiches when I get home....oh and dont forget to wheel the garbage can to the curb. You will hear from me when you hear from me."


:thumb:

You've obviously never played the (marriage) game.

He played it once. He either one or lost...depends on how you look at it.

I have never been married.....not that fu*king stupid.

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[Appaholic]

Ya probably won't get laid for a month or two after you get home but it will be worth it!!!!!

That might be a valid concern if the thread title was "telling the girlfriend..." However, given the title, the outcome you fear was probably a given regardless. BTW, I informed my wife last week as well.... :lol:

 

[Appaholic]

Just be a man and tell her "Im going to a football game, yes there will probably be a strip club or two and I expect sandwiches when I get home....oh and dont forget to wheel the garbage can to the curb. You will hear from me when you hear from me."


:thumb:

And then be prepared to NEVER GET LAID AGAIN!!!

Again, read the title of the thread.....a very real possibility regardless. So enjoy the tailgate & game.... :thumb:

 

[behappp]

A recently married man goes to his new bride and tells her that he is going to fly to Missoula to watch his beloved Mountaineers play the Grizzlies.

She politely replies, "I know that when we were dating a couple of years ago you flew there to watch the football game in the dead of December. But now that we're married, I think its time to put me and my needs ahead of your football team."

He gives her a long hard look and says, "You're beginning to sound like my ex-wife"

She is stunned and replies,"I never knew you were married before."




He quickly answers - "I wasn't!"