snap said:Fat Bruno said:PlayerRep said:Fat Bruno said:As I said, "Is there anything you won't excuse?" A guy who is being chased deciding not to run any longer and to make a stand against people threatening him is NOT committing assault and it's utterly ridiculous to say he is. That is as simple a case of self defense as you could make. I like how, suddenly, the guy is "coming at" them by not running anymore. I hope you don't have to go up against too many juries with your blithe and whimsical, integrity free changing of your stories, that way. They'd laugh your ass out of the court room. You're not a rep; you're a dishonest rationalizer.
I haven't made any excuses. If the guy turns around, puts up his fists, is big/muscular, and has already hit you/friends in the house--or calls you an N-er, says threatening things, throws a punch or pulls a weapon--then it's perfectly fine to defends oneself. Just depends on the actual facts. Running after someone is not the end of the story.
I have never lost case in court, just for the record.
Haha ... as I said ... your blithe and whimsical changing of the stories. I'm still back at your original, unabridged and unedited version where the guy just turned around to face the guys who were chasing him. Now, you add a bunch more horse shit to cover your ass ... which badly needs covering. Never lost a case, eh, Perry? ... so, a new world record, eh? And, all that between thousands of house parties -- where everyone must imagine that you're really a young dude who's only disguised as the dirty old man -- perpetual entertainment of lofty sports figures "at the lake house," and virtually living on this board! Impressive shit, dude.
You're just pissed cause PR is living the baller life and partying his tits off.
You're right, alas. That's why I have to wear a much larger Man Bra than he does.