EverettGriz said:
TCCGRIZ said:
Kokanee said:
Is he any good and if so why is he not already here? Did Stitt not offer?
Stitt and I believe green visited Robby , sat him down and Green talked to him. Bobby was there and the Stitt told Robby "it's amazing running out of the tunnel" Robby said "well coach I do know what it's like ,my dad coached there" Stitt tells him "well its different now "
The guy that told me this is a good friend of the family .
Take it for what it's worth but I believe it's why he went the NAU route
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Was Bobby hiding behind the couch too?
Somewhere in San Diego, circa December 2016:
*Knock on the door*
BH: "Robby, will you get the door? I'm downstairs working on this damn washing machine again!"
*Robby opens door. A man in a green hat is standing on the front porch. It's Bob Stitt, future former head coach at Montana.*
RH: "Dad...you might want to come up here for this."
BH: "In a minute! I can't find where the pump seal for this machine is in this f'ing manual, stupid Maytag company..."
RH: "No, Dad...you need to come up..."
*Bobby takes the last lukewarm sip off his can of High Life, pissed the store was out of bottles. High Life is way better in a bottle.*
BH: (Grumbling to him self, but loud enough to be heard) "I swear, if it's another Jehovah on my property I'm going to burn down their Kingdom Hall."
*Heads upstairs*
Bob Stitt: "Good evening, sir. My name is Coach Stitt." (Extends hand)
BH: "Your hands are soft and small, like a toddler."
BS: "I'm here to speak with Robby about educational and athletic opportunities at the University of Montana."
BH: "Your green hat makes you look like a leprechaun."
BS: "As you know, Montana is a unique place. We have many offerings..."
*Hauck cuts him off*
BH: "I was conceived at the Lumberjack outside of Lolo in the 1960's. I don't need some out of state flatlander preaching Montana to me."
BS: "Mr. Hauck, you were a fantastic coach
once, and I'm not here to dwell or dig up the 2014 hiring process. I simply would like to talk to Robby about his future playing defense for the Griz. I think we have a very tough unit that Robby would fit in well with."
BH: "I've seen your defense. The only tough thing about your defense is watching it. Are you wearing perfume? Man, I swear I smell perfume. Robby, you smell perfume?"
RH: "No, Dad."
BH: "Hmmm, maybe I have some High Life leftover on my upper lip then. Anyway, Coach-and I use the term "coach" loosely-what I'm getting at is Hauck's don't suck. Robby, do you suck?"
RH: "No, Dad."
BS: "If I may, Coach Semore was in his first year..."
BH: "Robby, go to the kitchen and eat your creatine. Me and Coach Stitt here are going step outside."
*Robby goes to the kitchen, the two men step outside*
At this juncture of the story the author got bored typing on a phone and decided to press the submit button and go about the day.