CDAGRIZ said:OK, guys, I'm still a bit downtrodden from Saturday night, but I'll do my level best.
Pick one:
1. The Griz finish the regular season with only one loss, including a blowout win over the Cats. The Griz then breeze through the playoffs into the national championship game. You are all flown out to scenic Frisco, TX on a private jet and given VIP treatment with lodging and tickets for your families (and Luke's goldfish, "Data Point") to watch the Griz win a national championship on a last second pick-6. BUT, you have to wear 7-inch high heels wherever you go for one (1) year. No cheating with platforms. Something like this:
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No loopholes. They are made in your size, and they must be worn everywhere you go outside of your homes (Mike's glamping trips, Brint's showings, and whatever Luke does). And, you can't tell anyone why you're doing it. You can only reply, "They're just more comfortable".
OR
2. The Griz lose to the Cats and miss the playoffs the next three (3) years.
Edited for clarity.