On this momentous occasion..

[MrTitleist]

This post is a total farce. No way any of it's true. For instance if Alpha carried your golf team to a win, it would have been a tournement of the little sisters of the poor.

I'll let you guys judge which of the above statements I made are true.

 

[EverettGriz]

I'll go with "this is my 10,000th post and end it there.

 

[grizindabox]

This post is a total farce. No way any of it's true. For instance if Alpha carried your golf team to a win, it would have been a tournement of the little sisters of the poor.

I'll let you guys judge which of the above statements I made are true.

I scanned through looking for a reference to "small penis" but did not see one....so I give up...

 

[horribilisfan8184]

This post is a total farce. No way any of it's true. For instance if Alpha carried your golf team to a win, it would have been a tournement of the little sisters of the poor.

I'll let you guys judge which of the above statements I made are true.

You are 189 days late on this thread/post.

 

[MrTitleist]

This post is a total farce. No way any of it's true. For instance if Alpha carried your golf team to a win, it would have been a tournement of the little sisters of the poor.

I'll let you guys judge which of the above statements I made are true.

You are 189 days late on this thread/post.

No way this hits 17 pages.

 

[Buttegrizzle]

But we still haven't played anyone good. Er. Wait a sec. I may be drunk posting again. Congrats on 10k Mr. T!

 

[UMcheer2000]

This post is a total farce. No way any of it's true. For instance if Alpha carried your golf team to a win, it would have been a tournement of the little sisters of the poor.

I'll let you guys judge which of the above statements I made are true.

You are 189 days late on this thread/post.

No way this hits 17 pages.

Sure won't hit 10k pages...

 

[cclarkblues]

I met Titleist at homecoming. He made me mainline Fireball. Things have been strange and fuzzy ever since.

 

[Hammer]

I'd like to announce that Growler, AtlantaGriz1, monte is a character, and countless other names have been run by me and Chris for years. We thought of it one night over beers at the Mo Club. We were like, "How can we drive clicks to this website? Oh, I know! Be a total dickbag to people!" Boom, 10 years later we've banned ourselves 26 times and broke website traffic records every single year. You're welcome. Also, how do you think we came up with the "running out of the back of the Mo Club" story?

I would also like to announce that I'm the father, creator, and brains behind Ashley Schaeffer. It was pretty easy to pin it on a couple of posters here using our "moderator powers".. it's a good cover story. Sorry to disappoint ya, pard.

AlphaGriz1 and I consult on every single post he makes before he makes them. We go over a daily game plan of what he's planning to post, we write up a mock tirade and boom. We wait for some mod to drop the hammer on us. We've made it a drinking game. We came up with some great material in Vegas this past spring while funnywater was busy shitting his guts out after some ill-advised nachos at Gilly's. Putter, AG1, and funnywater thought they were all doin' MrT a favor by trying to score him a number from a couple of married girls. BOY HOW THE TIDE TURNED.. and by that I mean food poisoning for all. I hope them misleading wenches got food poisoning too.

Speaking of putter.. hope the lil' fella's wife lets him come play again.. after she found out how awful the company was he hasn't been seen since.

I am not Ron Ash. No one wants to be Ron Ash.

Ursa.. despite being 0-5 I have not started cutting myself again.

Everett can attest to that, my wrists were still good after the North Dakota game when he was force feeding me beers in Mill Creek.

bwahlberg eats sugar for every meal, that's why his posts are so accurate.

Bob Stitt is going to make some of you look really silly in a year or two. And by that I mean welcome to a new era of dominance.

Even though our defense, offense, special teams, coaches, running backs, and everyone else suck, amirite growler?

Confession: Hammer carried our golf team at the GSA golf scramble in Butte.

Confession: AlphaGriz1 carried our golf team to a victory at the ButteGriz golf scramble at Fairmont.

Is that all? Good. Now I can be off of my posting hiatus.

CDA, this post was for you brother. RIP.

Here's to 10000 more posts on eGriz (and I still won't even have caught up to the dearly departed Grizbacker1, who is sailing the high seas in his yacht).

Actually, I was just a caddy and cart driver, and a damn fine one at that!!! The little fiasco finding our first hole was an anomaly. But after that my caddying was spot on, as Im sure Mr T and Funnywater will attest.
Actually our team was carried by our very attractive blond partner. Minus her admission that she would "flip sides" for Jennifer Anniston (what woman wouldn't?) her game was spot on. The grapefruit shandys hardly had an effect. Then she laid her eyes on Travis DeCuire at the dinner afterwards. If I ever seen a woman smitten in my life it was at that moment. She told me she had never "went black" in her life but was about to. After about a 20 minute talk between her and TD she left the place. After a tiny incident with a stop sign, she made it home ok. Im thinking TD had a night of wild drunken sex that night, and he was wasn't even there!!

 

[Hammer]

I met Titleist at homecoming. He made me mainline Fireball. Things have been strange and fuzzy ever since.

and no drink is complete until he sees bubbles. KurtisMichael has it down pat. I hate cinnamon(minus cinnamon rolls) so its tough on me.

 

[GRZFTBL]

I can attest to AG1 consulting one for posting. He's tried to get me to start shit on here before but I couldn't do it. Too nice a guy, I guess.

Leads me to believe AG1 is a bad dude. But a fun one to drink with. :thumb: I'll keep his number, for now.

And Mr T, are you urbandeer on Twitter?

 

[cclarkblues]

I met Titleist at homecoming. He made me mainline Fireball. Things have been strange and fuzzy ever since.

and no drink is complete until he sees bubbles. KurtisMichael has it down pat. I hate cinnamon(minus cinnamon rolls) so its tough on me.

I like a man that will take one for the team. :thumb:

 

[uofmman1122]

What a twist.

 

[MrTitleist]

I can attest to AG1 consulting one for posting. He's tried to get me to start shit on here before but I couldn't do it. Too nice a guy, I guess.

Leads me to believe AG1 is a bad dude. But a fun one to drink with. :thumb: I'll keep his number, for now.

And Mr T, are you urbandeer on Twitter?

I cannot take credit for that.

 

[LongTimeCatFan]

Welcome back Mr T! Even though you're a mod, a little short, and a lightweight, you're an ok dude.

 

[horribilisfan8184]

I'd like to announce that Growler, AtlantaGriz1, monte is a character, and countless other names have been run by me and Chris for years. We thought of it one night over beers at the Mo Club. We were like, "How can we drive clicks to this website? Oh, I know! Be a total dickbag to people!" Boom, 10 years later we've banned ourselves 26 times and broke website traffic records every single year. You're welcome. Also, how do you think we came up with the "running out of the back of the Mo Club" story?

I would also like to announce that I'm the father, creator, and brains behind Ashley Schaeffer. It was pretty easy to pin it on a couple of posters here using our "moderator powers".. it's a good cover story. Sorry to disappoint ya, pard.

AlphaGriz1 and I consult on every single post he makes before he makes them. We go over a daily game plan of what he's planning to post, we write up a mock tirade and boom. We wait for some mod to drop the hammer on us. We've made it a drinking game. We came up with some great material in Vegas this past spring while funnywater was busy shitting his guts out after some ill-advised nachos at Gilly's. Putter, AG1, and funnywater thought they were all doin' MrT a favor by trying to score him a number from a couple of married girls. BOY HOW THE TIDE TURNED.. and by that I mean food poisoning for all. I hope them misleading wenches got food poisoning too.

Speaking of putter.. hope the lil' fella's wife lets him come play again.. after she found out how awful the company was he hasn't been seen since.

I am not Ron Ash. No one wants to be Ron Ash.

Ursa.. despite being 0-5 I have not started cutting myself again.

Everett can attest to that, my wrists were still good after the North Dakota game when he was force feeding me beers in Mill Creek.

bwahlberg eats sugar for every meal, that's why his posts are so accurate.

Bob Stitt is going to make some of you look really silly in a year or two. And by that I mean welcome to a new era of dominance.

Even though our defense, offense, special teams, coaches, running backs, and everyone else suck, amirite growler?

Confession: Hammer carried our golf team at the GSA golf scramble in Butte.

Confession: AlphaGriz1 carried our golf team to a victory at the ButteGriz golf scramble at Fairmont.

Is that all? Good. Now I can be off of my posting hiatus.

CDA, this post was for you brother. RIP.

Here's to 10000 more posts on eGriz (and I still won't even have caught up to the dearly departed Grizbacker1, who is sailing the high seas in his yacht).

Actually, I was just a caddy and cart driver, and a damn fine one at that!!! The little fiasco finding our first hole was an anomaly. But after that my caddying was spot on, as Im sure Mr T and Funnywater will attest.
Actually our team was carried by our very attractive blond partner. Minus her admission that she would "flip sides" for Jennifer Anniston (what woman wouldn't?) her game was spot on. The grapefruit shandys hardly had an effect. Then she laid her eyes on Travis DeCuire at the dinner afterwards. If I ever seen a woman smitten in my life it was at that moment. She told me she had never "went black" in her life but was about to. After about a 20 minute talk between her and TD she left the place. After a tiny incident with a stop sign, she made it home ok. Im thinking TD had a night of wild drunken sex that night, and he was wasn't even there!!

If Bison fans ever see this pic you big boys are in trouble....or at least would look at home in green and gold.

 

[CDAGRIZ]

It's very sad to hear that you guys decided to let Hammer golf and burn his redshirt this year.

If I've ever said it (and I would be surprised if I did), you play your best players, and you play to win the game. Sure, Hammer might rock few el hosels, laterals, and snap fades once in a while, but the dude has a solid hybrid game, and knows how to get the ball in the hole. He's sneaky long when he hits it semi-straight and almost long.

But the main thing is: his short game is top fucking notch. I even saw him be able to chip with two big fat naked bikers having sex in the woods off of 17. He hit it off of Frankenstein's fat foot to about 10 feet. Sure, real estate speculation might be his hobby, but he's not about to let his reign at the top to be ruined by some freak, sideshow clown. He eats pieces of shit like you for breakfast.

Oh sure, and in 2019 all the crybaby bedwetters will be saying, "We could sure use a big hitter like Hammer for that deep smash mouth shot down the middle of the fairway right now." Or, "Hammer would have smoked that 120' put. We putt like old people screw. I wish he had another year of eligibility!" I've seen this episode before. I say give him another year to put on some more weight and learn the game.

A fair point. If there is one thing Hammer hates, it's burning redshirts. That said, the team needed his hybrid game and his putter to win in the short term. Imagine if they didn't play him! I can just hear the boo birds crowing about how we should have burned his redshirt for that scramble. He was game ready weight wise as a true fleshman. As an aside, I think Hammer only showed up because he heard the word "scramble." Rumors are circulating that he dedicated his performance to the late Chubbs Peterson. CHOKE ON THAT, BABAY! HAMMER! In a word: Legend.

 

[Bear Axed]

Being a "bed wetter" isn't always a bad thing......

Jut Sayin'

 

[CDAGRIZ]

I can attest to AG1 consulting one for posting. He's tried to get me to start shit on here before but I couldn't do it. Too nice a guy, I guess.

Leads me to believe AG1 is a bad dude. But a fun one to drink with. :thumb: I'll keep his number, for now.

And Mr T, are you urbandeer on Twitter?

I cannot take credit for that.

Whatever, pard. :roll: