My Christmas Gift to You, eGrizzers : Irony

[CFallsGriz]

Anywhodles, CFalls, CDA, and Ordigger: PM so I know where we meet for that drink...

Anywhere on the South side :thumb:

 

[Fat Bruno]

Alright, Hemingway ... I keep dropping bread crumbs for the illiterate moron, but it doesn't help. I'll spell it out for you like your special ed teacher did ... or probably still does. The comma precedes the sarcastic name; the colon precedes the word in question. If you still need help, go somewhere else. Teaching fools is not my thing.

Not the way you wrote it....still two words. Better go back and read it, or try again. Okay Tolstoy? “If you look for perfection, you'll never be content.” And, “In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you.”

Hahaha ... so your defense, Trumpkin, is, "Who are you going to believe, me or your lying eyes?" Here's the actual sentence: "Here's a word for you to look up, Tolstoy: Projection." A comma is required before a "direct address," as when you call someone by a name, any name. How are you, Bob? You make the same mistake above when you fail to put a comma before Tolstoy ... hence your confusion, which you cling to like CFalls does to her tiny clit. Tolstoy, in that context is a "direct address." AFTER that, there is the ONE word in question.

 

[Fat Bruno]

Well, it looks like Bruno has elevated the conversation, once again.

 

[ordigger]

Alright, Hemingway ... I keep dropping bread crumbs for the illiterate moron, but it doesn't help. I'll spell it out for you like your special ed teacher did ... or probably still does. The comma precedes the sarcastic name; the colon precedes the word in question. If you still need help, go somewhere else. Teaching fools is not my thing.

Not the way you wrote it....still two words. Better go back and read it, or try again. Okay Tolstoy? “If you look for perfection, you'll never be content.” And, “In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you.”

Hahaha ... so your defense, Trumpkin, is, "Who are you going to believe, me or your lying eyes?" Here's the actual sentence: "Here's a word for you to look up, Tolstoy: Projection." A comma is required before a "direct address," as when you call someone by a name, any name. How are you, Bob? You make the same mistake above when you fail to put a comma before Tolstoy ... hence your confusion, which you cling to like CFalls does to her tiny clit. Tolstoy, in that context is a "direct address." AFTER that, there is the ONE word in question.

You can spin it anyway you wish, your grammar is flawed - and it's still 2 words. I know it's hard to accept the truth Donald.

 

[ordigger]

Well, it looks like Bruno has elevated the conversation, once again.

All that Fat Bruno and Cat Grad have done is proved they are like fish, in a barrel. They keep taking the bait without learning their lessons.

 

[CatGrad-UMGradStu]

Damn English teachers. Screwed up more teenager's ability to communicate clearly than any one elder demographic in American society...almost as bad for our youth as an economics professor and all their jibberish...

 

[Fat Bruno]

Alright, Hemingway ... I keep dropping bread crumbs for the illiterate moron, but it doesn't help. I'll spell it out for you like your special ed teacher did ... or probably still does. The comma precedes the sarcastic name; the colon precedes the word in question. If you still need help, go somewhere else. Teaching fools is not my thing.

Not the way you wrote it....still two words. Better go back and read it, or try again. Okay Tolstoy? “If you look for perfection, you'll never be content.” And, “In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you.”

Hahaha ... so your defense, Trumpkin, is, "Who are you going to believe, me or your lying eyes?" Here's the actual sentence: "Here's a word for you to look up, Tolstoy: Projection." A comma is required before a "direct address," as when you call someone by a name, any name. How are you, Bob? You make the same mistake above when you fail to put a comma before Tolstoy ... hence your confusion, which you cling to like CFalls does to her tiny clit. Tolstoy, in that context is a "direct address." AFTER that, there is the ONE word in question.

You can spin it anyway you wish, your grammar is flawed - and it's still 2 words. I know it's hard to accept the truth Donald.

Ah, the impregnable ignorance defense. Excellent! It fits you perfectly. Now, let me correct your last piece of illiterate babble. You can spin it any way you wish; your grammar is flawed -- and it's still two words. I know it's hard to accept the truth, Donald.

I count three errors in one sentence, simpleton. Note the comma before simpleton, simpleton ... de rigueur, don't you know? There's another excuse for you to use the dictionary ... an opportunity I'm sure you'll diligently forego.

 

[Fat Bruno]

Well, it looks like Bruno has elevated the conversation, once again.

All that Fat Bruno and Cat Grad have done is proved they are like fish, in a barrel. They keep taking the bait without learning their lessons.

Digger is the perfect moniker for you. You just can't stop boring in deeper. But, keep shoveling, shit bird ... I'm enjoying watching you prolong your misery.

 

[CatGrad-UMGradStu]

Well, it looks like Bruno has elevated the conversation, once again.

All that Fat Bruno and Cat Grad have done is proved they are like fish, in a barrel. They keep taking the bait without learning their lessons.

Interesting, your use of the comma. Brings to mind how Jefferson dropped the comma in the Second Amendment; what do you suppose Madison thought of that tactic?

 

[ordigger]

Well, it looks like Bruno has elevated the conversation, once again.

All that Fat Bruno and Cat Grad have done is proved they are like fish, in a barrel. They keep taking the bait without learning their lessons.

Digger is the perfect moniker for you. You just can't stop boring in deeper. But, keep shoveling, shit bird ... I'm enjoying watching you prolong your misery.

Cast, throw, reel him in.....again, and again. To bad you're not really that smart. I think the type of fish you are ... is a sucker. Notice how I perfectly left flaws in the sentence, only to have you try to correct. Really; I cant fix stupid. Nor do I want to.

 

[ordigger]

Not the way you wrote it....still two words. Better go back and read it, or try again. Okay Tolstoy? “If you look for perfection, you'll never be content.” And, “In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you.”

Hahaha ... so your defense, Trumpkin, is, "Who are you going to believe, me or your lying eyes?" Here's the actual sentence: "Here's a word for you to look up, Tolstoy: Projection." A comma is required before a "direct address," as when you call someone by a name, any name. How are you, Bob? You make the same mistake above when you fail to put a comma before Tolstoy ... hence your confusion, which you cling to like CFalls does to her tiny clit. Tolstoy, in that context is a "direct address." AFTER that, there is the ONE word in question.

You can spin it anyway you wish, your grammar is flawed - and it's still 2 words. I know it's hard to accept the truth Donald.

Ah, the impregnable ignorance defense. Excellent! It fits you perfectly. Now, let me correct your last piece of illiterate babble. You can spin it any way you wish; your grammar is flawed -- and it's still two words. I know it's hard to accept the truth, Donald.

I count three errors in one sentence, simpleton. Note the comma before simpleton, simpleton ... de rigueur, don't you know? There's another excuse for you to use the dictionary ... an opportunity I'm sure you'll diligently forego.

 

[Fat Bruno]

Well, it looks like Bruno has elevated the conversation, once again.

All that Fat Bruno and Cat Grad have done is proved they are like fish, in a barrel. They keep taking the bait without learning their lessons.

Digger is the perfect moniker for you. You just can't stop boring in deeper. But, keep shoveling, shit bird ... I'm enjoying watching you prolong your misery.

Cast, throw, reel him in.....again, and again. To bad you're not really that smart. I think the type of fish you are ... is a sucker. Notice how I perfectly left flaws in the sentence, only to have you try to correct. Really; I cant fix stupid. Nor do I want to.

Good stuff, buddy. At least you're creative in covering your ass. I'd even give you some credit for it if you hadn't shown yourself to be an illiterate moron previously. "... perfectly left flaws..." That's classic. Your problems go far beyond bad grammar.

 

[ordigger]

All that Fat Bruno and Cat Grad have done is proved they are like fish, in a barrel. They keep taking the bait without learning their lessons.

Digger is the perfect moniker for you. You just can't stop boring in deeper. But, keep shoveling, shit bird ... I'm enjoying watching you prolong your misery.

Cast, throw, reel him in.....again, and again. To bad you're not really that smart. I think the type of fish you are ... is a sucker. Notice how I perfectly left flaws in the sentence, only to have you try to correct. Really; I cant fix stupid. Nor do I want to.

Good stuff, buddy. At least you're creative in covering your ass. I'd even give you some credit for it if you hadn't shown yourself to be an illiterate moron previously. "... perfectly left flaws..." That's classic. Your problems go far beyond bad grammar.

Hook.......Line......and Sinker! You take the bait every time, and you call me a moron. Ha! Bye Bye

 

[Fat Bruno]

Digger is the perfect moniker for you. You just can't stop boring in deeper. But, keep shoveling, shit bird ... I'm enjoying watching you prolong your misery.

Cast, throw, reel him in.....again, and again. To bad you're not really that smart. I think the type of fish you are ... is a sucker. Notice how I perfectly left flaws in the sentence, only to have you try to correct. Really; I cant fix stupid. Nor do I want to.

Good stuff, buddy. At least you're creative in covering your ass. I'd even give you some credit for it if you hadn't shown yourself to be an illiterate moron previously. "... perfectly left flaws..." That's classic. Your problems go far beyond bad grammar.

Hook.......Line......and Sinker! You take the bait every time, and you call me a moron. Ha! Bye Bye

Riiiiiight. Let me "take the bait" one more time, since it’s been so much fun this far. I doubt that the adolescent, “Uh, I made the stupid mistake on purpose, I rilly did,” thing works very well for anyone after fifth grade. Time to evolve and get a copy of Strunk and White. Want mine? I’ve been done with it for decades.