My Christmas Gift to You, eGrizzers : Irony

[NorthEndZoneDan]

Isn't it ironic that the best new poster is also the best looking one?

Isn't ironic that it's Christmas day, and there is no typical eGriz behavior going on today?

Digger, I don’t think Fat Bruno is a new poster, just devastatingly attractive which adds allure to his shit-on-your-parade regardless of topic posts.

Isn’t it ironic that you suggested there was no typical eGriz behavior but then Bruno took a moment away from brushing the Christmas cookie crumbs from the crevices of his man boobs long enough to sprinkle a bit of his trademark negativity?

I just spit good whiskey all over the floor

MAJOR party foul...on Christmas even. I hope to God it was Scotch, not bourbon.

Tullamore. Clearly your major party foul, crackin o the wise without a license.

 

[Ringneck]

The ultimate irony here is that none of the situations described by Alanis Morisette in that song were actually examples of irony.

Word.
Bad luck? Yes. Ironic? No.
I'm glad someone else noticed that!

 

[DrainBramage]

just the right amount of Christmas cheer

 

[reinell30]

wut? Chris is.... engaged? I sure hope she knows how to tie a fly!



PS Great post!

She is a beautiful young lady! He always brought beautiful young ladies to the tailgate. Always look forward to his visits.

Because you were glad to see him or the beautiful ladies he associated with during his younger days?

Both!

 

[Griz#64]

Keep your nose clean and don't F__k up. An Aggie

 

[BadlandsGrizFan]

I suppose it’s a general rule that, like baseball, there’s no crying in football. Admittedly, beautiful moments (like that App State, Miller to Farris TD catch and the “how ‘bout that red-headed kid” sign) always make me cry. But you know what there is in football? Irony; a shit-ton of irony.

Isn’t it ironic that due to the stance of a dude named Colin, the NFL went to the Dems in the divorce (at least for a while)?

Isn’t it ironic that the poster who questions the viewpoints of everyone else has a god damned broken question mark (bqm)

Isn’t it ironic that one year ago this month, eGrizzers posted a thread about Hauck coming here but it was all sarcasm, tongue-in-cheek because, of course that was never going to happen?

Isn’t it ironic that a pervasive tone of bullying and misogyny that was so bad that it even offended most of you hard-ass bastards was forcibly shut down by the very person who led the charge on crassness?

Isn’t it ironic that a Missoulian guest column supporting Hauck and condemning harassment drew angry messages to the writer from men on BOTH the anti-Hauck and pro-Hauck camps?

Isn’t it ironic that this newly-returning female poster who is probably too soft, prefers to post philosophy, sarcasm and innuendo is good buds with the stats-and-facts, one-upping, often intolerant, heavily trolled lawyer dude that you like to pick on?

Isn’t it ironic that BW, trying to disassociate himself from a past mouthy moment actually drew more attention to it, causing many of us to search for our more embarrassing, mouthy, maybe drunken posts?

Isn’t it ironic that Chris is engaged to a Bobcat?

Isn’t it ironic that the veteran posters here who tout the abilities and potential of young players and recruits also harass the shit out of young, enthusiastic posters who are likely their classmates?

Isn’t it ironic that I pointed that out, but still find the taunting hilarious?

Isn’t it ironic that this game of football draws so much political ire, controversy, excitement, camaraderie, discussion, infighting, hope, careers, lessons, community…..yet there are clueless people out there who still use the phrase, “it’s just a game?”

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jne9t8sHpUc[/youtube]

Isnt it Ironic....that two posts have been made this year on this same song....

I beat you to it a couple months ago my friend. LOL

 

[CDAGRIZ]

I suppose it’s a general rule that, like baseball, there’s no crying in football. Admittedly, beautiful moments (like that App State, Miller to Farris TD catch and the “how ‘bout that red-headed kid” sign) always make me cry. But you know what there is in football? Irony; a shit-ton of irony.

Isn’t it ironic that due to the stance of a dude named Colin, the NFL went to the Dems in the divorce (at least for a while)?

Isn’t it ironic that the poster who questions the viewpoints of everyone else has a god damned broken question mark (bqm)

Isn’t it ironic that one year ago this month, eGrizzers posted a thread about Hauck coming here but it was all sarcasm, tongue-in-cheek because, of course that was never going to happen?

Isn’t it ironic that a pervasive tone of bullying and misogyny that was so bad that it even offended most of you hard-ass bastards was forcibly shut down by the very person who led the charge on crassness?

Isn’t it ironic that a Missoulian guest column supporting Hauck and condemning harassment drew angry messages to the writer from men on BOTH the anti-Hauck and pro-Hauck camps?

Isn’t it ironic that this newly-returning female poster who is probably too soft, prefers to post philosophy, sarcasm and innuendo is good buds with the stats-and-facts, one-upping, often intolerant, heavily trolled lawyer dude that you like to pick on?

Isn’t it ironic that BW, trying to disassociate himself from a past mouthy moment actually drew more attention to it, causing many of us to search for our more embarrassing, mouthy, maybe drunken posts?

Isn’t it ironic that Chris is engaged to a Bobcat?

Isn’t it ironic that the veteran posters here who tout the abilities and potential of young players and recruits also harass the shit out of young, enthusiastic posters who are likely their classmates?

Isn’t it ironic that I pointed that out, but still find the taunting hilarious?

Isn’t it ironic that this game of football draws so much political ire, controversy, excitement, camaraderie, discussion, infighting, hope, careers, lessons, community…..yet there are clueless people out there who still use the phrase, “it’s just a game?”

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jne9t8sHpUc[/youtube]

Isnt it Ironic....that two posts have been made this year on this same song....

I beat you to it a couple months ago my friend. LOL

I remember that one.

 

[Fat Bruno]

Isn't it ironic that the best new poster is also the best looking one?

Isn't ironic that it's Christmas day, and there is no typical eGriz behavior going on today?

Digger, I don’t think Fat Bruno is a new poster, just devastatingly attractive which adds allure to his shit-on-your-parade regardless of topic posts.

Isn’t it ironic that you suggested there was no typical eGriz behavior but then Bruno took a moment away from brushing the Christmas cookie crumbs from the crevices of his man boobs long enough to sprinkle a bit of his trademark negativity?

I just spit good whiskey all over the floor

Isn’t it (actually) ironic that the biggest ass kisser, most desperate ingratiator, most squirmingly eager to fit in toady that I’ve seen since army days whenever some insecure, new guy would be sent over to the old platoon, would not be courting the favor of Egriz’s most beloved figure, Fat Bruno?

As for North End’s little accident, he would not know good whiskey from bad piss, and the rancid pablum he spit up from his perch in the high chair was nothing more that the usual fetid contents of his primitive lizard gizzard, all too often emptied by him on mommie’s sparking floor.

 

[reinell30]

Every one needs to leave FatBruno writing style alone. I am a military man and I write many reports. Lots of his colorful vocabulary comes in quite handy when I am at a loss for words. Simple fix, login to EGriz and find his posts and alakazaam a masterpiece is created.

 

[GGNez]

Isn’t it (actually) ironic that the biggest ass kisser, most desperate ingratiator, most squirmingly eager to fit in toady that I’ve seen since army days whenever some insecure, new guy would be sent over to the old platoon, would not be courting the favor of Egriz’s most beloved figure, Fat Bruno?

As for North End’s little accident, he would not know good whiskey from bad piss, and the rancid pablum he spit up from his perch in the high chair was nothing more that the usual fetid contents of his primitive lizard gizzard, all too often emptied by him on mommie’s sparking floor.

I just did a safety meeting on the dangers of mommie's sparking floor, most often caused by malfunctioning hover boards at Christmastime. Thanks for bringing this up. Be careful out there, eGriz posters.

P.S. Please like me.

 

[IdaGriz01]

... I just did a safety meeting on the dangers of mommie's sparking floor, most often caused by malfunctioning hover boards at Christmastime. Thanks for bringing this up. Be careful out there, eGriz posters.

P.S. Please like me.

You seem very likable, so that works.

Just a FYI: More often than not, I make it to the Jackson Hole Writers' Conference in Jackson, Wyoming. (Late June schedule, if you've never been, you might give it a try. Pricey, but good information and lots of simpatico people for a writer to rub elbows with.) A few years back, one of the workshops/panels was on commonly mis-used words and phrases. "Irony/ironic" generated a lot of heat during the discussions ... although "consensus of opinion" also drew considerable ire, as I recall :lol: .

 

[GGNez]

... I just did a safety meeting on the dangers of mommie's sparking floor, most often caused by malfunctioning hover boards at Christmastime. Thanks for bringing this up. Be careful out there, eGriz posters.

P.S. Please like me.

You seem very likable, so that works.

Just a FYI: More often than not, I make it to the Jackson Hole Writers' Conference in Jackson, Wyoming. (Late June schedule, if you've never been, you might give it a try. Pricey, but good information and lots of simpatico people for a writer to rub elbows with.) A few years back, one of the workshops/panels was on commonly mis-used words and phrases. "Irony/ironic" generated a lot of heat during the discussions ... although "consensus of opinion" also drew considerable ire, as I recall :lol: .

Thanks for the info, Ida. I'm putting the Jackson Hole Writers' Conference on my list of new things to try in 2018.

The misuse of "irony" pales in comparison to the annoyance I feel over the abuse and overuse of "literally." People literally say literally when they mean figuratively. It literally makes my head explode.

Happy New Year!!

 

[ordigger]

... I just did a safety meeting on the dangers of mommie's sparking floor, most often caused by malfunctioning hover boards at Christmastime. Thanks for bringing this up. Be careful out there, eGriz posters.

P.S. Please like me.

You seem very likable, so that works.

Just a FYI: More often than not, I make it to the Jackson Hole Writers' Conference in Jackson, Wyoming. (Late June schedule, if you've never been, you might give it a try. Pricey, but good information and lots of simpatico people for a writer to rub elbows with.) A few years back, one of the workshops/panels was on commonly mis-used words and phrases. "Irony/ironic" generated a lot of heat during the discussions ... although "consensus of opinion" also drew considerable ire, as I recall :lol: .

Thanks for the info, Ida. I'm putting the Jackson Hole Writers' Conference on my list of new things to try in 2018.

The misuse of "irony" pales in comparison to the annoyance I feel over the abuse and overuse of "literally." People literally say literally when they mean figuratively. It literally makes my head explode.

Happy New Year!!

That is literally insane.

 

[Fat Bruno]

... I just did a safety meeting on the dangers of mommie's sparking floor, most often caused by malfunctioning hover boards at Christmastime. Thanks for bringing this up. Be careful out there, eGriz posters.

P.S. Please like me.

You seem very likable, so that works.

Just a FYI: More often than not, I make it to the Jackson Hole Writers' Conference in Jackson, Wyoming. (Late June schedule, if you've never been, you might give it a try. Pricey, but good information and lots of simpatico people for a writer to rub elbows with.) A few years back, one of the workshops/panels was on commonly mis-used words and phrases. "Irony/ironic" generated a lot of heat during the discussions ... although "consensus of opinion" also drew considerable ire, as I recall :lol: .

Simpatico, my petite ass … and a pack of pretenders. I was thrown out of there 3 years ago for using words that were too large for them.

 

[ordigger]

... I just did a safety meeting on the dangers of mommie's sparking floor, most often caused by malfunctioning hover boards at Christmastime. Thanks for bringing this up. Be careful out there, eGriz posters.

P.S. Please like me.

You seem very likable, so that works.

Just a FYI: More often than not, I make it to the Jackson Hole Writers' Conference in Jackson, Wyoming. (Late June schedule, if you've never been, you might give it a try. Pricey, but good information and lots of simpatico people for a writer to rub elbows with.) A few years back, one of the workshops/panels was on commonly mis-used words and phrases. "Irony/ironic" generated a lot of heat during the discussions ... although "consensus of opinion" also drew considerable ire, as I recall :lol: .

Simpatico, my petite ass … and a pack of pretenders. I was thrown out of there 3 years ago for using words that were too large for them.

Well if you didn't take so damn long looking them up in your dictionary, they wouldn't have thrown you out.

 

[CFallsGriz]

Isn’t it (actually) ironic that the biggest ass kisser, most desperate ingratiator, most squirmingly eager to fit in toady that I’ve seen since army days whenever some insecure, new guy would be sent over to the old platoon, would not be courting the favor of Egriz’s most beloved figure, Fat Bruno?

As for North End’s little accident, he would not know good whiskey from bad piss, and the rancid pablum he spit up from his perch in the high chair was nothing more that the usual fetid contents of his primitive lizard gizzard, all too often emptied by him on mommie’s sparking floor.

I just did a safety meeting on the dangers of mommie's sparking floor, most often caused by malfunctioning hover boards at Christmastime. Thanks for bringing this up. Be careful out there, eGriz posters.

P.S. Please like me.

Well GG, I'll say this...

You're in the top 23 in overall Internet likeability, as relates to eGriz.com. If I were to hazard a guess (and, for sanity's sake, please remember I'm spitballing here), I'd say Fat Brunette is solidly in the top 1 for Internet dis-likeability. Again, that's merely a layman's calculation, but I feel it's semi-accurate. If you're looking to attain Brunette's elite status, simply bring the mis-placed hubris, ad-hominem insults and protracted, ridiculously wordy paragraphs of well-crafted nonsense that no one has the patience to finish.

As to the "safety meetings" you referenced above, suffice to say none is complete without a DD, or as the kids say,"the Uber app." Been having those meetings for years... :thumb:

Honestly tho it's nice to have a woman's voice on here who also gets it (careful or the brunette will label you some sub- type of message board sycophant).

 

[Fat Bruno]

... I just did a safety meeting on the dangers of mommie's sparking floor, most often caused by malfunctioning hover boards at Christmastime. Thanks for bringing this up. Be careful out there, eGriz posters.

P.S. Please like me.

You seem very likable, so that works.

Just a FYI: More often than not, I make it to the Jackson Hole Writers' Conference in Jackson, Wyoming. (Late June schedule, if you've never been, you might give it a try. Pricey, but good information and lots of simpatico people for a writer to rub elbows with.) A few years back, one of the workshops/panels was on commonly mis-used words and phrases. "Irony/ironic" generated a lot of heat during the discussions ... although "consensus of opinion" also drew considerable ire, as I recall :lol: .

Simpatico, my petite ass … and a pack of pretenders. I was thrown out of there 3 years ago for using words that were too large for them.

Well if you didn't take so damn long looking them up in your dictionary, they wouldn't have thrown you out.

Here's a word for you to look up, Tolstoy: Projection.

 

[Fat Bruno]

Isn’t it (actually) ironic that the biggest ass kisser, most desperate ingratiator, most squirmingly eager to fit in toady that I’ve seen since army days whenever some insecure, new guy would be sent over to the old platoon, would not be courting the favor of Egriz’s most beloved figure, Fat Bruno?

As for North End’s little accident, he would not know good whiskey from bad piss, and the rancid pablum he spit up from his perch in the high chair was nothing more that the usual fetid contents of his primitive lizard gizzard, all too often emptied by him on mommie’s sparking floor.

I just did a safety meeting on the dangers of mommie's sparking floor, most often caused by malfunctioning hover boards at Christmastime. Thanks for bringing this up. Be careful out there, eGriz posters.

P.S. Please like me.

Well GG, I'll say this...

You're in the top 23 in overall Internet likeability, as relates to eGriz.com. If I were to hazard a guess (and, for sanity's sake, please remember I'm spitballing here), I'd say Fat Brunette is solidly in the top 1 for Internet dis-likeability. Again, that's merely a layman's calculation, but I feel it's semi-accurate. If you're looking to attain Brunette's elite status, simply bring the mis-placed hubris, ad-hominem insults and protracted, ridiculously wordy paragraphs of well-crafted nonsense that no one has the patience to finish.

As to the "safety meetings" you referenced above, suffice to say none is complete without a DD, or as the kids say,"the Uber app." Been having those meetings for years... :thumb:

Honestly tho it's nice to have a woman's voice on here who also gets it (careful or the brunette will label you some sub- type of message board sycophant).

I thought the psychiatric intervention had cured you of your obsession with me. That was a start, but nothing will ever help with your stalwart triteness.

 

[CFallsGriz]

Isn’t it (actually) ironic that the biggest ass kisser, most desperate ingratiator, most squirmingly eager to fit in toady that I’ve seen since army days whenever some insecure, new guy would be sent over to the old platoon, would not be courting the favor of Egriz’s most beloved figure, Fat Bruno?

As for North End’s little accident, he would not know good whiskey from bad piss, and the rancid pablum he spit up from his perch in the high chair was nothing more that the usual fetid contents of his primitive lizard gizzard, all too often emptied by him on mommie’s sparking floor.

I just did a safety meeting on the dangers of mommie's sparking floor, most often caused by malfunctioning hover boards at Christmastime. Thanks for bringing this up. Be careful out there, eGriz posters.

P.S. Please like me.

Well GG, I'll say this...

You're in the top 23 in overall Internet likeability, as relates to eGriz.com. If I were to hazard a guess (and, for sanity's sake, please remember I'm spitballing here), I'd say Fat Brunette is solidly in the top 1 for Internet dis-likeability. Again, that's merely a layman's calculation, but I feel it's semi-accurate. If you're looking to attain Brunette's elite status, simply bring the mis-placed hubris, ad-hominem insults and protracted, ridiculously wordy paragraphs of well-crafted nonsense that no one has the patience to finish.

As to the "safety meetings" you referenced above, suffice to say none is complete without a DD, or as the kids say,"the Uber app." Been having those meetings for years... :thumb:

Honestly tho it's nice to have a woman's voice on here who also gets it (careful or the brunette will label you some sub- type of message board sycophant).

I thought the psychiatric intervention had cured you of your obsession with me. That was a start, but nothing will ever help with your stalwart triteness.

I'm obsessed with single-malts, Grizzlies and making money, in no particular order. You, madam, are simply an amusing diversion.

 

[Fat Bruno]

I just did a safety meeting on the dangers of mommie's sparking floor, most often caused by malfunctioning hover boards at Christmastime. Thanks for bringing this up. Be careful out there, eGriz posters.

P.S. Please like me.

Well GG, I'll say this...

You're in the top 23 in overall Internet likeability, as relates to eGriz.com. If I were to hazard a guess (and, for sanity's sake, please remember I'm spitballing here), I'd say Fat Brunette is solidly in the top 1 for Internet dis-likeability. Again, that's merely a layman's calculation, but I feel it's semi-accurate. If you're looking to attain Brunette's elite status, simply bring the mis-placed hubris, ad-hominem insults and protracted, ridiculously wordy paragraphs of well-crafted nonsense that no one has the patience to finish.

As to the "safety meetings" you referenced above, suffice to say none is complete without a DD, or as the kids say,"the Uber app." Been having those meetings for years... :thumb:

Honestly tho it's nice to have a woman's voice on here who also gets it (careful or the brunette will label you some sub- type of message board sycophant).

I thought the psychiatric intervention had cured you of your obsession with me. That was a start, but nothing will ever help with your stalwart triteness.

I'm obsessed with single-malts, Grizzlies and making money, in no particular order. You, madam, are simply an amusing diversion.

If hanging your simple ass out there for me to kick, every time, is your idea of diversion, then be my guest, but we'll have to add morbid self abuse to your dull psychological profile.