Bobby Hauck.
For those of you who know him or have met him, I hear he's a great guy.
But for many of us, far from the home front, we only communicate with Bobby through his press conferences.
To say he plays those close to the vest cheats the vest. So dour! Head down, memorizing stats. Did I say press conference? It's usually more like a wake. Okay, scraps for a future opponent. But you wonder: Did he lose a loved one? Have Covid? Or does he, like many coaches, just have it out for the press.
When, lo! This year, everything seems different! None of the normal Coachspeak: "This will be a character-building year for our student athletes." Or: "We're a young team. I'll look for growth from week to week." Or: "Yes, I know my job is on the line. That's what any coach signs up for."
Instead, Hauck touts this team like he's strip-club barker. Buttons are popping off that vest. "Come on in! See this show! We've got the talent!"
Team be good?
For those of you who know him or have met him, I hear he's a great guy.
But for many of us, far from the home front, we only communicate with Bobby through his press conferences.
To say he plays those close to the vest cheats the vest. So dour! Head down, memorizing stats. Did I say press conference? It's usually more like a wake. Okay, scraps for a future opponent. But you wonder: Did he lose a loved one? Have Covid? Or does he, like many coaches, just have it out for the press.
When, lo! This year, everything seems different! None of the normal Coachspeak: "This will be a character-building year for our student athletes." Or: "We're a young team. I'll look for growth from week to week." Or: "Yes, I know my job is on the line. That's what any coach signs up for."
Instead, Hauck touts this team like he's strip-club barker. Buttons are popping off that vest. "Come on in! See this show! We've got the talent!"
Team be good?