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Meanwhile over in kittenville

Ursa Major said:
wbtfg said:
Grisly Fan said:
How much does it cost for a coach to buy out of press conference?

Apparently the cost is 1 emergency appendectomy. Hard to have a press conference from a hospital room
Bobby would have postponed the surgery until after the season. :coffee: :coffee: :coffee:

Bobby would have the surgery on the field!
 
reinell30 said:
Ursa Major said:
wbtfg said:
Grisly Fan said:
How much does it cost for a coach to buy out of press conference?

Apparently the cost is 1 emergency appendectomy. Hard to have a press conference from a hospital room
Bobby would have postponed the surgery until after the season. :coffee: :coffee: :coffee:

Bobby would have the surgery on the field!

I once saw bobby eat a seagull whole
 
reinell30 said:
Ursa Major said:
wbtfg said:
Grisly Fan said:
How much does it cost for a coach to buy out of press conference?

Apparently the cost is 1 emergency appendectomy. Hard to have a press conference from a hospital room
Bobby would have postponed the surgery until after the season. :coffee: :coffee: :coffee:

Bobby would have the surgery on the field!

Bobby would have performed the surgery himself at halftime or during an extended tv timeout.
 
Ursa Major said:
reinell30 said:
Ursa Major said:
wbtfg said:
Apparently the cost is 1 emergency appendectomy. Hard to have a press conference from a hospital room
Bobby would have postponed the surgery until after the season. :coffee: :coffee: :coffee:

Bobby would have the surgery on the field!

Bobby would have performed the surgery himself at halftime or during an extended tv timeout.

Or just rubbed some dirt on it.
 
horribilisfan8184 said:
Ursa Major said:
reinell30 said:
Ursa Major said:
Bobby would have postponed the surgery until after the season. :coffee: :coffee: :coffee:

Bobby would have the surgery on the field!

Bobby would have performed the surgery himself at halftime or during an extended tv timeout.

Or just rubbed some dirt on it.

Given that he has five, and possibly six, appendices, Bobby would have simply jettisoned the inflamed one like an old school rocket shedding a fuel tank into the ocean.
 
Ursa Major said:
reinell30 said:
Ursa Major said:
wbtfg said:
Apparently the cost is 1 emergency appendectomy. Hard to have a press conference from a hospital room
Bobby would have postponed the surgery until after the season. :coffee: :coffee: :coffee:

Bobby would have the surgery on the field!

Bobby would have performed the surgery himself at halftime or during an extended tv timeout.

And make that appendix run laps and do up downs for conduct detrimental to the team.
 
Ursa Major said:
reinell30 said:
Ursa Major said:
wbtfg said:
Apparently the cost is 1 emergency appendectomy. Hard to have a press conference from a hospital room
Bobby would have postponed the surgery until after the season. :coffee: :coffee: :coffee:

Bobby would have the surgery on the field!

Bobby would have performed the surgery himself at halftime or during an extended tv timeout.

This is the kind of entertainment we need. Should send this to BDizzle so he can put it on the fan advisory board for improvement. What a show this would be....
 
reinell30 said:
Ursa Major said:
reinell30 said:
Ursa Major said:
Bobby would have postponed the surgery until after the season. :coffee: :coffee: :coffee:

Bobby would have the surgery on the field!

Bobby would have performed the surgery himself at halftime or during an extended tv timeout.

This is the kind of entertainment we need. Should send this to BDizzle so he can put it on the fan advisory board for improvement. What a show this would be....
Bobby would have used a cleat for the incision, a tee to hold the incision open, tape scissors for the cutting and then sprayed tough-skin on it to close it up - all during a tv timeout - then jumped up and chewed someones a** for missing a block.
Go Griz!
 
PDXGrizzly said:
I love that BH has turned into the Montana version of Chuck Norris.

Pretty cool to see how Norris got to ride Bobby's coattails on those memes from 15 years ago.
 
DuCharme said:
Who is this Nuff and why do they carry so much credence?!

He's legendary...

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If Bobby had a problem with one appendix, he'd just rip all of them out with his bare hand and throw them into the visitors' section.
 
I got a couple legit questions for the Cat People. Seriously. Not trolling

I asked earlier and didn’t get an answer: is TA left handed? Did he break his throwing hand?

Also, the paper today said the Cats sent an email to fans explaining Choach’s illness and that the fans, “may have noticed from (Choach’s) halftime interview that he was not normal.” I’m trying really hard not to make any jokes about Choach’s surgery, because apparently it’s still too soon. But I gotta know: what did he say during halftime?

And a follow-up question if I may: what does he sound like when he is “normal”?
 
garizzalies said:
I got a couple legit questions for the Cat People. Seriously. Not trolling

I asked earlier and didn’t get an answer: is TA left handed? Did he break his throwing hand?

Also, the paper today said the Cats sent an email to fans explaining Choach’s illness and that the fans, “may have noticed from (Choach’s) halftime interview that he was not normal.” I’m trying really hard not to make any jokes about Choach’s surgery, because apparently it’s still too soon. But I gotta know: what did he say during halftime?

And a follow-up question if I may: what does he sound like when he is “normal”?
Troy is a righty. Broken bone is the left hand.

people were overreacting to choates halftime speech. we played awful. didn't do much of anything good. fans we're pissed. he came out and gave coachspeak and people didn't like it. i guess they wanted him to come out, take all the blame, say the coaches weren't prepared, etc. he didn't. he said they played poorly. had too many errors. missed some assignments. said it's not easy playing the #3 team in the country with your backup qb.

not sure what the problem was. none of what he said was untrue. people wanted more fire i guess. in light of the news of how shitty he was feeling...now people are "giving him a pass"....

perfect example of why players and coaches don't give a fuck what guys on message boards say because no one knows what is going on on the inside. :idea:
 
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