Cotton-eyed Hoe
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CDAGRIZ said:Cotton-eyed Hoe said:CDAGRIZ said:Cotton-eyed Hoe said:Alright, Griz fans, let's settle this thing once and for all. Do we want to usher in the next phase of Hauckian dominance with some awesome Tunnel Tunery (1st poll option), or plumb new depths of lame (2nd poll option)? Do we storm onto the field, breathing fire and drinking deep from a chalice of liquid swagger? Or do we send the punter out, quaking in his cleats, waving a white flag? An enraged grizzly bear, foaming at the mouth, and daring his hapless opponent to take a step closer vs. a monkey dressed up like a little cowboy, tearing around the field on the back of a border collie?
The choice is yours...
My, my, how the turntables have . . . changed around. It appears that HA and the TJB might have equal support, and some continue to straddle the double edged sword. Any thoughts now that the shoe has dropped onto the other foot?
Oh, I see. You and your dorky friend have talked your great-grandkids into creating accounts and supporting your lame agenda. HA and the TJB couldn't hold Randy Bachman and Fred Turner's jocks, and you know it, but because you're, like, 150 years old, anything goes? This thing is far from over...
Talk to me when Fred Turner is the "A" in A&M Records, and I'll believe he can make tunnel runners like Alpert.
Fred Turner has forgotten more about creating spine-tingling tunnel thumpers than your boy has ever known. Wanna eat a hot dog while rollerblading through the 'burbs and playing grab-ass with your gal? HA is a fine soundtrack. Wanna have your mind melted? Wanna be utterly helpless to do anything other than scream your fu*king head off? To be shirtless in your living room because Fred and Randy don't know how to fuck around?? BTO, motherfu*ker, BTO!!