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Let's Do This!!!

To what should Hauck's band of modern-day gladiators burst onto the field?

  • Taking Care of Business by B.T.O. (Spine-tinglingly awesome)!!

    Votes: 4 10.5%
  • Casino Royale by Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass (Mind-numbingly lame).

    Votes: 5 13.2%
  • Literally anything would be better than either of these options.

    Votes: 29 76.3%

  • Total voters
    38
CDAGRIZ said:
Cotton-eyed Hoe said:
CDAGRIZ said:
Cotton-eyed Hoe said:
Alright, Griz fans, let's settle this thing once and for all. Do we want to usher in the next phase of Hauckian dominance with some awesome Tunnel Tunery (1st poll option), or plumb new depths of lame (2nd poll option)? Do we storm onto the field, breathing fire and drinking deep from a chalice of liquid swagger? Or do we send the punter out, quaking in his cleats, waving a white flag? An enraged grizzly bear, foaming at the mouth, and daring his hapless opponent to take a step closer vs. a monkey dressed up like a little cowboy, tearing around the field on the back of a border collie?

The choice is yours...


My, my, how the turntables have . . . changed around. It appears that HA and the TJB might have equal support, and some continue to straddle the double edged sword. Any thoughts now that the shoe has dropped onto the other foot?

Oh, I see. You and your dorky friend have talked your great-grandkids into creating accounts and supporting your lame agenda. HA and the TJB couldn't hold Randy Bachman and Fred Turner's jocks, and you know it, but because you're, like, 150 years old, anything goes? This thing is far from over...

Talk to me when Fred Turner is the "A" in A&M Records, and I'll believe he can make tunnel runners like Alpert.

Fred Turner has forgotten more about creating spine-tingling tunnel thumpers than your boy has ever known. Wanna eat a hot dog while rollerblading through the 'burbs and playing grab-ass with your gal? HA is a fine soundtrack. Wanna have your mind melted? Wanna be utterly helpless to do anything other than scream your fu*king head off? To be shirtless in your living room because Fred and Randy don't know how to fuck around?? BTO, motherfu*ker, BTO!!
 
Cotton-eyed Hoe said:
CDAGRIZ said:
Cotton-eyed Hoe said:
CDAGRIZ said:
My, my, how the turntables have . . . changed around. It appears that HA and the TJB might have equal support, and some continue to straddle the double edged sword. Any thoughts now that the shoe has dropped onto the other foot?

Oh, I see. You and your dorky friend have talked your great-grandkids into creating accounts and supporting your lame agenda. HA and the TJB couldn't hold Randy Bachman and Fred Turner's jocks, and you know it, but because you're, like, 150 years old, anything goes? This thing is far from over...

Talk to me when Fred Turner is the "A" in A&M Records, and I'll believe he can make tunnel runners like Alpert.

Fred Turner has forgotten more about creating spine-tingling tunnel thumpers than your boy has ever known. Wanna eat a hot dog while rollerblading through the 'burbs and playing grab-ass with your gal? HA is a fine soundtrack. Wanna have your mind melted? Wanna be utterly helpless to do anything other than scream your fu*king head off? To be shirtless in your living room because Fred and Randy don't know how to f*** around?? BTO, motherfu*ker, BTO!!

Has it really come to this? BTO vs Herb Albert for the tunnel run. Herb was never caught stuttering....He wins...
 
CV Griz Fan said:
Cotton-eyed Hoe said:
CDAGRIZ said:
Cotton-eyed Hoe said:
Oh, I see. You and your dorky friend have talked your great-grandkids into creating accounts and supporting your lame agenda. HA and the TJB couldn't hold Randy Bachman and Fred Turner's jocks, and you know it, but because you're, like, 150 years old, anything goes? This thing is far from over...

Talk to me when Fred Turner is the "A" in A&M Records, and I'll believe he can make tunnel runners like Alpert.

Fred Turner has forgotten more about creating spine-tingling tunnel thumpers than your boy has ever known. Wanna eat a hot dog while rollerblading through the 'burbs and playing grab-ass with your gal? HA is a fine soundtrack. Wanna have your mind melted? Wanna be utterly helpless to do anything other than scream your fu*king head off? To be shirtless in your living room because Fred and Randy don't know how to f*** around?? BTO, motherfu*ker, BTO!!

Has it really come to this? BTO vs Herb Albert for the tunnel run. Herb was never caught stuttering....He wins...

HA and I thank you for your vote.
 
CV Griz Fan said:
Cotton-eyed Hoe said:
CDAGRIZ said:
Cotton-eyed Hoe said:
Oh, I see. You and your dorky friend have talked your great-grandkids into creating accounts and supporting your lame agenda. HA and the TJB couldn't hold Randy Bachman and Fred Turner's jocks, and you know it, but because you're, like, 150 years old, anything goes? This thing is far from over...

Talk to me when Fred Turner is the "A" in A&M Records, and I'll believe he can make tunnel runners like Alpert.

Fred Turner has forgotten more about creating spine-tingling tunnel thumpers than your boy has ever known. Wanna eat a hot dog while rollerblading through the 'burbs and playing grab-ass with your gal? HA is a fine soundtrack. Wanna have your mind melted? Wanna be utterly helpless to do anything other than scream your fu*king head off? To be shirtless in your living room because Fred and Randy don't know how to f*** around?? BTO, motherfu*ker, BTO!!

Has it really come to this? BTO vs Herb Albert for the tunnel run. Herb was never caught stuttering....He wins...

...the award for lamest, most snooze-inducing tunnel tunery ever! Time for an injection of something fresh and exciting; a little sumpthin' called BTO, baby!
 
Cotton-eyed Hoe said:
CDAGRIZ said:
Cotton-eyed Hoe said:
CDAGRIZ said:
My, my, how the turntables have . . . changed around. It appears that HA and the TJB might have equal support, and some continue to straddle the double edged sword. Any thoughts now that the shoe has dropped onto the other foot?

Oh, I see. You and your dorky friend have talked your great-grandkids into creating accounts and supporting your lame agenda. HA and the TJB couldn't hold Randy Bachman and Fred Turner's jocks, and you know it, but because you're, like, 150 years old, anything goes? This thing is far from over...

Talk to me when Fred Turner is the "A" in A&M Records, and I'll believe he can make tunnel runners like Alpert.

Fred Turner has forgotten more about creating spine-tingling tunnel thumpers than your boy has ever known. Wanna eat a hot dog while rollerblading through the 'burbs and playing grab-ass with your gal? HA is a fine soundtrack. Wanna have your mind melted? Wanna be utterly helpless to do anything other than scream your fu*king head off? To be shirtless in your living room because Fred and Randy don't know how to fuck around?? BTO, motherfu*ker, BTO!!

Maybe I'd rather raise a family on the virtues of Tastee-Freez/Weinerschitzel/Variflex/Nordica than a satanic cult that promotes the likes of BTO tunes. BTO is a joke band. In other words, it is a band that is a joke. There was a time when this country stood for something. We ate steaks. Steaks. Now, you're all soft avocado farmers who pickle vegetables for fun and talk about "taking care of business." Makes me sick. Pthew!

A vote for Herb is a vote for America. Write that down.
 
CDAGRIZ said:
Cotton-eyed Hoe said:
CDAGRIZ said:
Cotton-eyed Hoe said:
Oh, I see. You and your dorky friend have talked your great-grandkids into creating accounts and supporting your lame agenda. HA and the TJB couldn't hold Randy Bachman and Fred Turner's jocks, and you know it, but because you're, like, 150 years old, anything goes? This thing is far from over...

Talk to me when Fred Turner is the "A" in A&M Records, and I'll believe he can make tunnel runners like Alpert.

Fred Turner has forgotten more about creating spine-tingling tunnel thumpers than your boy has ever known. Wanna eat a hot dog while rollerblading through the 'burbs and playing grab-ass with your gal? HA is a fine soundtrack. Wanna have your mind melted? Wanna be utterly helpless to do anything other than scream your fu*king head off? To be shirtless in your living room because Fred and Randy don't know how to f*** around?? BTO, motherfu*ker, BTO!!

Maybe I'd rather raise a family on the virtues of Tastee-Freez/Weinerschitzel/Variflex/Nordica than a satanic cult that promotes the likes of BTO tunes. BTO is a joke band. In other words, it is a band that is a joke. There was a time when this country stood for something. We ate steaks. Steaks. Now, you're all soft avocado farmers who pickle vegetables for fun and talk about "taking care of business." Makes me sick. Pthew!

Hey you! I concur....lol
 
CV Griz Fan said:
CDAGRIZ said:
Cotton-eyed Hoe said:
CDAGRIZ said:
Talk to me when Fred Turner is the "A" in A&M Records, and I'll believe he can make tunnel runners like Alpert.

Fred Turner has forgotten more about creating spine-tingling tunnel thumpers than your boy has ever known. Wanna eat a hot dog while rollerblading through the 'burbs and playing grab-ass with your gal? HA is a fine soundtrack. Wanna have your mind melted? Wanna be utterly helpless to do anything other than scream your fu*king head off? To be shirtless in your living room because Fred and Randy don't know how to f*** around?? BTO, motherfu*ker, BTO!!

Maybe I'd rather raise a family on the virtues of Tastee-Freez/Weinerschitzel/Variflex/Nordica than a satanic cult that promotes the likes of BTO tunes. BTO is a joke band. In other words, it is a band that is a joke. There was a time when this country stood for something. We ate steaks. Steaks. Now, you're all soft avocado farmers who pickle vegetables for fun and talk about "taking care of business." Makes me sick. Pthew!

Hey you! I concur....lol

You two need to get a room. Meanwhile, the forward-thinking, rational and clear-minded wing of Griz Nation will stay busy calibrating stoke meters, stocking up on maroon and silver face paint, and continuing to apply pressure on the Missoula city council to replace that stupid peace sign with a 3 story tall silhouette of Bobby H. on a horse, holding one of those spears that has feathers...you know the one I'm referring to. This force is irresistible.
 
CDAGRIZ said:
Easy decision, youngblood.
Herb had a LONG career of producing bangers that inspire greatness.
BTO was a flash in the pan that made one song about a long bowel movement.
Randy Bachman was hardly a flash in the pan.
 
CV Griz Fan said:
Cotton-eyed Hoe said:
CDAGRIZ said:
Cotton-eyed Hoe said:
Oh, I see. You and your dorky friend have talked your great-grandkids into creating accounts and supporting your lame agenda. HA and the TJB couldn't hold Randy Bachman and Fred Turner's jocks, and you know it, but because you're, like, 150 years old, anything goes? This thing is far from over...
Talk to me when Fred Turner is the "A" in A&M Records, and I'll believe he can make tunnel runners like Alpert.
Fred Turner has forgotten more about creating spine-tingling tunnel thumpers than your boy has ever known. Wanna eat a hot dog while rollerblading through the 'burbs and playing grab-ass with your gal? HA is a fine soundtrack. Wanna have your mind melted? Wanna be utterly helpless to do anything other than scream your fu*king head off? To be shirtless in your living room because Fred and Randy don't know how to f*** around?? BTO, motherfu*ker, BTO!!
Has it really come to this? BTO vs Herb Albert for the tunnel run. Herb was never caught stuttering....He wins...
If it has to be a HA tune, let's use The Lonely Bear.
 
Remedy from Seether is a perfect song choice for tunnel run. Then Brother Osborn song, "It ain't my fault."
 
kemajic said:
CDAGRIZ said:
Easy decision, youngblood.
Herb had a LONG career of producing bangers that inspire greatness.
BTO was a flash in the pan that made one song about a long bowel movement.
Randy Bachman was hardly a flash in the pan.

Randy Bachman is no Herb Alpert. Checkers v. chess, if you will.
 
CDAGRIZ said:
kemajic said:
CDAGRIZ said:
Easy decision, youngblood.
Herb had a LONG career of producing bangers that inspire greatness.
BTO was a flash in the pan that made one song about a long bowel movement.
Randy Bachman was hardly a flash in the pan.

Randy Bachman is no Herb Alpert. Checkers v. chess, if you will.
Depends on whether you prefer guitars to trumpets and whether you are in an elevator or not.
 
"Also Sprach Zarathrustra," Richard Strauss: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFPwm0e_K98
Watch opening of "Space Odyssey, 2001," movie by Stanley Kubrik. Or,

"Ride of the Valkyries," Richard Wagner: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGU1P6lBW6Q
Already cited in another thread of this topic. Or,

"1812 Overture (Finale)," Piotr Tchaikovsky: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2W1Wi2U9sQ
Start at 1:25.

"Oh, these are too old," you say? What the hell's the matter w/ you? UM is a UNIVERSITY, for god's sake! Studying the old to understand the present and future is UM's business, & what the Griz represent! These are classics, still raising your hairs on end. Go Grizzz!
 
kemajic said:
CDAGRIZ said:
kemajic said:
CDAGRIZ said:
Easy decision, youngblood.
Herb had a LONG career of producing bangers that inspire greatness.
BTO was a flash in the pan that made one song about a long bowel movement.
Randy Bachman was hardly a flash in the pan.

Randy Bachman is no Herb Alpert. Checkers v. chess, if you will.
Depends on whether you prefer guitars to trumpets and whether you are in an elevator or not.

Or a tunnel, or a bathroom . . .
 
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