Is eGriz becoming a dominant message board?

[jodcon]

all the football devoid clowns that think they are funny. There isn't one thread on here that doesn't fall apart because of posters like argh, cda, ursus or all weather. These clowns add nothing and wreck everything they touch.

Agreed. Jackasses.

And yet, here you are...hanging with people you think are jackasses. You do have a choice, you know.

Anyone who doesn't like CDA is simply lacking the IQ points to understand....things. I would use bigger words and a more in-depth explanation but you just wouldn't get it.

Jodcon is a very bright and quick witted poster. You just have to catch him when he's not drunk. Best bet is 9AM-11:45AM weekdays. All bets are off on the weekends.

I would take Fridays off the availability list also. Not feeling the work thing on Fridays lately.

 

[jodcon]

Jodcon has the same initials as Jeremy Calhoun. And his last name is con.

I asked Hauck on Halloween if I could take the rest of the season off as a fan because I wasn't feeling like we were a playoff team, but come back next year and get box seats with an open bar tab and he told me to fuck off. And took a swing at me, which he missed because it was late in the game and he was gassed.

I feel this was wrong on his part.

 

[jodcon]

Jodcon has the same initials as Jeremy Calhoun. And his last name is con.

This explains a lot. Like why I subconsciously check my money belt after reading one of his posts.

Everett says you never carry cash, in fact he told me you having a wallet is like one of us having a fire suit...there's no reason for it. Unless CDA is around.

 

[GGNez]

all the football devoid clowns that think they are funny. There isn't one thread on here that doesn't fall apart because of posters like argh, cda, ursus or all weather. These clowns add nothing and wreck everything they touch.

Agreed. Jackasses.

And yet, here you are...hanging with people you think are jackasses. You do have a choice, you know.

Anyone who doesn't like CDA is simply lacking the IQ points to understand....things. I would use bigger words and a more in-depth explanation but you just wouldn't get it.

But I do have one question, are you implying that argh, ursus, and all weather are not likeable? Because I would be on board with that, in fact I would throw Everett and AZ into the mix too.

Meh....Ursus, all weather Everett and AZ are ok.

But don’t we all agree that argh is a f*cking delight (bqm)

 

[SeattleBobcat]

We have to be just dominating on every conceivable metric. Post counts, troll counts, insane post counts, incoherent rambling counts, posts made in all caps, everything - there is no way anyone else is even close.

Do the Cats even have a single tier one caricatur-I mean poster? I'll admit SAC is kind of funny, iltc is almost painfully polite at times, and 2506's penchant for gay pornography is amusing, but there isn't really anything that can touch any of our top guys. EWU has BlackFalkin, but he seldom makes his presence known. NDSU has JBB and lakesbison and MPLSBISON, but it's a pretty significant drop-off after that. Everyone else has like 14 fans total so it goes without saying that it's a complete mismatch compared to us.

eGriz on the other hand? Unparalleled depth and the ability to reload. We lose a character like Growler or Alpha, and without missing a beat some other insane person steps in to fill their void. Bitching out Reese Phillips on Twitter? We have that guy. Thousands of posts all composed in "zen?" He's doing it in his sleep. A mod who is simultaneously the biggest asshat troll of all time? Still going strong. Some guy (apparently) throwing literal shit onto the playing field? Someone get that man an eGriz account.

And of course our ultimate trump card: PlayerRep. His catalog of work speaks for itself. The dude has somehow coined at least five hundred idioms still in use to this day. There was some insane lawyer a few years ago named Obie (Georgia Southern maybe?), but even that guy flamed out in record time. Whereas PR has been burning steadily for decades now.

I say we move up to the next level of message boards. Shaggy Bevo? Tiger Droppings? We need to aspire to that level of craziness.

:clap: :lol: :thumb: thanks for the laugh this morning, great post.

 

[argh!]

Agreed. Jackasses.

And yet, here you are...hanging with people you think are jackasses. You do have a choice, you know.

Anyone who doesn't like CDA is simply lacking the IQ points to understand....things. I would use bigger words and a more in-depth explanation but you just wouldn't get it.

But I do have one question, are you implying that argh, ursus, and all weather are not likeable? Because I would be on board with that, in fact I would throw Everett and AZ into the mix too.

Meh....Ursus, all weather Everett and AZ are ok.

But don’t we all agree that argh is a f*cking delight (bqm)

geezus, the bqm was two computers ago. get with the times, granny. these days i'm on board the bobby trainwreck just like everybody else on egriz.