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Hi ladies, it's time for my yearly visit...

VandalPride97 said:
Idaho is my favorite team, but I've always cheered for Montana when they're not playing Idaho or embarrassing me by getting rolled by the F'ing kittens.

Here are the keys to the game for Montana:
  • Get really drunk. Maybe roofie yourselves. Your goal is to sidestep PTSD from this loss by making sure you don't remember it.
  • Stretch out them buttholes because you're going to get pounded for four straight quarters. Whether you want lube or not is a personal question that you should decide individually.
  • Prepare for the press to start questioning whether you belong in the top 10 after we leave your field looking like Jonestown.
  • Ah Yat? Never heard of her.
  • Fortunately, we are traveling to Montana for this one, so the feds can't accuse us of trafficking your team across state lines for a beatdown.
  • FFS will you just patch up the glory holes in your stadium bathrooms? It's figgin' weird.
Good luck. Hoping for a good game with no injuries and we're going to feel bad about snapping that 3-0 record against the murderer's row of Central Washington, Something Indiana and a surprisingly frisky North Dakota. Do they still run the option?
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Vandal Pride? Is that a warning that you are marching outside the stadium before the game?

We appreciate the travel planning alert.

Of course you don't know Ah Yat, you ran away from his daddy in 1996, but be prepared to meet the new and improved version, what every father wants his son to be. Ooooops, sorry, I bet that's an embarrassing subject for you.

Too bad Wallace ain't what it used to be, I'm sure you could use the extra cash on the long trip home, but I'll bet you can find a trucker in the Wal-Mart parking lot in Kellogg to make due.
 
HelenaHandBasket said:
He must frequent the same orchard as billingsgriz.
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Your mom needs to up her game--her comebacks are getting to be pretty boring and lame, like you : ( !!!

And don't be abusing your gerbils anymore--you could could go to jail for doing that, ya perv. !!! Remember, you're no Richard Gere !!!
 
billingsgriz said:
Your mom needs to up her game--her comebacks are getting to be pretty boring and lame, like you : ( !!!

And don't be abusing your gerbils anymore--you could could go to jail for doing that, ya perv. !!! Remember, you're no Richard Gere !!!
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Your juvenile humor is what is getting lame. You must be a hit at the middle school dance.
 
Griz in Texas said:
Vandal Pride? Is that a warning that you are marching outside the stadium before the game?

We appreciate the travel planning alert.

Of course you don't know Ah Yat, you ran away from his daddy in 1996, but be prepared to meet the new and improved version, what every father wants his son to be. Ooooops, sorry, I bet that's an embarrassing subject for you.

Too bad Wallace ain't what it used to be, I'm sure you could use the extra cash on the long trip home, but I'll bet you can find a trucker in the Wal-Mart parking lot in Kellogg to make due.F'ing
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I ran away from Ya Hat's daddy, but it was because I was running away with his mommy. What a F'ing life lesson that was. I knew it was over when I caught her perfectly queefing "Up With Montanta" like it was an Appalachian whistling contest.

I put a sign saying "Return to Missoula" around her neck and left her tied to a parking meter downtown with $20 for kibble expenses.
 
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97’s shit talk is strong. About time there was a decent foe who showed up. I find it hilarious. 97 you better run your ass over to the drug store in the morning son. Get some of those medicated tucks pads. Going to need them after the ass whooping the spuds get tomorrow night. It won’t be pretty and I don’t believe the story about Ah Yat’s Mom. Rumor has it you were on a hard bender (again) and ended up with a Rottweiler in your bed. You do you bud.
 
Copper Griz said:
97’s shit talk is strong. About time there was a decent foe who showed up. I find it hilarious. 97 you better run your ass over to the drug store in the morning son. Get some of those medicated tucks pads. Going to need them after the ass whooping the spuds get tomorrow night. It won’t be pretty and I don’t believe the story about Ah Yat’s Mom. Rumor has it you were on a hard bender (again) and ended up with a Rottweiler in your bed. You do you bud.
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The Rottweiler's name was Hildgard and she was a good dog. Then Ah Yat's mom wanted a boom boom three way and went into heat. I hell no'd my way out of there, but then 9 months later..... well, now, you know. He's your F'ing QB.
 
I’m just thankful the game is in Missoula. Is it true that in the early 70’s the Kibble Dome and Steve Holt Arena were born as conjoined identical twins and later surgically separated into individual quonset huts?

God, imagine being that closely associated to Idaho State University?

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Ursa Major said:
I’m just thankful the game is in Missoula. Is it true that in the early 70’s the Kibble Dome and Steve Holt Arena were born as conjoined identical twins and later surgically separated into individual quonset huts?

God, imagine being that closely associated to Idaho State University?

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They effed up the New Idaho Stadium with that dam roof. The intent was for upper decks on north and south sidelines.
 
LowellVandal said:
They effed up the New Idaho Stadium with that dam roof. The intent was for upper decks on north and south sidelines.
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Yeah it’s just a bad deal. You get stuck with legacy decisions like a dome and then it cascades into more bad decisions ‘to fix’ the original mistake. Getting rid of the plastic dune buggy seats and putting in skylights isn’t going to ‘fix’ Holt Arena.

Domes are for assholes. They were brought to us by a generation of decision makers that drank too much Canadian blended whiskey and abused benzos.
 
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