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Hi ladies, it's time for my yearly visit...

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VandalPride97

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Idaho is my favorite team, but I've always cheered for Montana when they're not playing Idaho or embarrassing me by getting rolled by the F'ing kittens.

Here are the keys to the game for Montana:
  • Get really drunk. Maybe roofie yourselves. Your goal is to sidestep PTSD from this loss by making sure you don't remember it.
  • Stretch out them buttholes because you're going to get pounded for four straight quarters. Whether you want lube or not is a personal question that you should decide individually.
  • Prepare for the press to start questioning whether you belong in the top 10 after we leave your field looking like Jonestown.
  • Ah Yat? Never heard of her.
  • Fortunately, we are traveling to Montana for this one, so the feds can't accuse us of trafficking your team across state lines for a beatdown.
  • FFS will you just patch up the glory holes in your stadium bathrooms? It's figgin' weird.
Good luck. Hoping for a good game with no injuries and we're going to feel bad about snapping that 3-0 record against the murderer's row of Central Washington, Something Indiana and a surprisingly frisky North Dakota. Do they still run the option?
 
VandalPride97 said:
Idaho is my favorite team, but I've always cheered for Montana when they're not playing Idaho or embarrassing me by getting rolled by the F'ing kittens.

Here are the keys to the game for Montana:
  • Get really drunk. Maybe roofie yourselves. Your goal is to sidestep PTSD from this loss by making sure you don't remember it.
  • Stretch out them buttholes because you're going to get pounded for four straight quarters. Whether you want lube or not is a personal question that you should decide individually.
  • Prepare for the press to start questioning whether you belong in the top 10 after we leave your field looking like Jonestown.
  • Ah Yat? Never heard of her.
  • Fortunately, we are traveling to Montana for this one, so the feds can't accuse us of trafficking your team across state lines for a beatdown.
  • FFS will you just patch up the glory holes in your stadium bathrooms? It's figgin' weird.
Good luck. Hoping for a good game with no injuries and we're going to feel bad about snapping that 3-0 record against the murderer's row of Central Washington, Something Indiana and a surprisingly frisky North Dakota. Do they still run the option?
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Only thing Im worried about is if y'all are bringing the ski masks and PVC pipes.
 
Mr. Potato Head 🥔 made a funny : )

Are you " Gereing" up and bringing your. gerbils in their little ugly black and gold "I" sweaters for you and your fellow Spuds' pre and post-game entertainment this year or leaving them home in Moscow, Boise, Coeur d'Alene, etc. ?
 
VPride is by far my favorite poster from a different school, not a troll like so many others, just great trash talk. What message boards were made for. It’s not spud week until he shows up, almost like our Griz Granny. Been waiting all week to see if the O-ring guy would show up and he did not disappoint.
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VandalPride97 said:
Idaho is my favorite team, but I've always cheered for Montana when they're not playing Idaho or embarrassing me by getting rolled by the F'ing kittens.

Here are the keys to the game for Montana:
  • Get really drunk. Maybe roofie yourselves. Your goal is to sidestep PTSD from this loss by making sure you don't remember it.
  • Stretch out them buttholes because you're going to get pounded for four straight quarters. Whether you want lube or not is a personal question that you should decide individually.
  • Prepare for the press to start questioning whether you belong in the top 10 after we leave your field looking like Jonestown.
  • Ah Yat? Never heard of her.
  • Fortunately, we are traveling to Montana for this one, so the feds can't accuse us of trafficking your team across state lines for a beatdown.
  • FFS will you just patch up the glory holes in your stadium bathrooms? It's figgin' weird.
Good luck. Hoping for a good game with no injuries and we're going to feel bad about snapping that 3-0 record against the murderer's row of Central Washington, Something Indiana and a surprisingly frisky North Dakota. Do they still run the option?
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we owed you from 2023...
 
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