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Hermason in trouble...ugh

G-BEARS said:
Whitted? Who came in for him against Panhandle?
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whitted did not play in this game......it was gamboa part of the time...he played linebacker as well and #39-jake dallaserra
 
ALPHAGRIZ1 said:
BWahlberg said:
Have you ever got so drunk you lost your shirt and thought you were in South Dakota?
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Yeah, damn near every Saturday................
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And about every 3rd or 4th time you actually wake up in South Dakota?? 8-)
 
Interesting Whitted didn't play against Panhandle. He played against Appy and NoDak and was listed on this week's depth chart.

Also kind of funny how many people said Samson quit the team. He played a TON against Panhandle for a guy who wasn't enrolled at the UM back in Auguts like it was reported on here :lol:
 
havgrizfan said:
Also kind of funny how many people said Samson quit the team. He played a TON against Panhandle for a guy who wasn't enrolled at the UM back in Auguts like it was reported on here :lol:
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Samson tended to some family issues back home and he got approval to miss fall camp. He joined the team again when the school year began again.
 
rimrockgriz said:
Griz2k said:
Guess I have it all wrong. Here I was proud of the fact that I've never been arrested. What a loser I am!
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I'm a f.....g loser too. However, I'm mighty f.....g lucky also... :egriz:
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Oh wait, I almost forgot..... I got an m.i.p. once. I am in the cool kid club!! :party:
 
BWahlberg said:
Have you ever got so drunk you lost your shirt and thought you were in South Dakota?
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I know a guy who went on a bender (which wasn't unusual) and woke up in a parking lot in Minnesota. Drove there and doesn't remember it. No bullshit.
 
cclarkblues said:
The REALLY stupid thing is getting caught...


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I might steal that sign myself, I know a few peoples houses it would look good on.
 
ALPHAGRIZ1 said:
No............no you are not
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While in the military I got so drunk I didn't know where I was and whizzed all over my new roommate's desk in the middle of the night. Does that count?
 
Tokyogriz said:
Most great Criminal Masterminds started out with sign vandalism. Its the gateway crime.
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...and don't forget unpaid parking tickets. Put them together and its lethal injection time.
 
jodcon said:
BWahlberg said:
Have you ever got so drunk you lost your shirt and thought you were in South Dakota?
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I know a guy who went on a bender (which wasn't unusual) and woke up in a parking lot in Minnesota. Drove there and doesn't remember it. No bullshit.
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Same here, I know a guy from Anaconda that went out drinking on a Thursday.....woke up in Houston Tx in a car he's never seen. He was broke...called his dad for money to get back home and ended up getting a job there for 2 years because his dad said no.
 
Ok, so I just watched the news and saw the sign. That thing was soooo rotten at the ground level of the posts, it could have fallen over and killed somebody or even worse.

Here's my theory (oh, right, this is egriz, so not a theory, cause I was f in there man ;) )

I think he was walking along, minding his business, drunk as hell. Decided to take a break, you know catch his breath, cause breathing is hard to do when you're drunk. So he sees this sign. It looks like a sturdy sign, I mean its GOT 2 posts. Decides to lean up on it and it snaps clean off. Hermy thinks, "Damn, I must be Super Man Tonight. Isht, man, it just snapped like a toothpick." He flexes his arm looks at his minuscule bicep, gives it a kiss, and yells, "Super Man's gun show, One night only!" Then proceeds to rip that half of the sign away from the other half. Once he gets it away, he begins to go all BAM BAM with the thing. He does this for 20 minutes.

Finally, MPD, drives by after they just left the donut shop and see this white kid WAILING on this post. Amped up on sugar, they get giddy and one of them says to the other, "Lets get that Meth Head Cracka."

By the time MPD reaches Hermy, he's no longer super man, HE'S BAM BAM and yelling BAM BAM while swinging that post. MPD yells, "Son, put the post down!" "No, BAM BAM." Was the reply. Finally, after MPD laughed so hard, BAM BAM complied and walked over them. They cuff him and stuff him.

The moral of the story is this:

DON'T TOUCH OTHER PEOPLE'S RICKETY ASS ISHT! You'll get blamed for breaking it even if you just sneeze on it.
 
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