He Never Played the Game

[MsMaroon]

I played the game briefly. Then, one day, flat on my face in the mud, with three or four 250 lb people on top of me and my head, and not getting off quickly enough to suit me, the wind knocked out of me, and somebody's knee violating my sense of personal privacy, I took the moment to reflect "what am I doing here?"

May I just say how much I admire and like UMGriz75?