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Hauck not staying retired redefines his legacy

IF he had said I am retiring to take a job at Illinois, I would be reacting differently. He lied. He goes on the record crying about how hard it is to be a head coach, doesn't want to deal with the Portal, NIL, how he is going to "go to the lake this summer"... yeah apparently he meant Lake Michigan and not Flathead lake. He is a hypocrite, that's why I am upset about it. It's like it's impossible for people to actually be truthful and honest. Also, he will poach a couple of our players. you can bet on that.

I get to watch the Bucks steam roll his defense in September so that will be fun. I won't be surprised if they hand 60+ on them.
 
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IF he had said I am retiring to take a job at Illinois, I would be reacting differently. He lied. He goes on the record crying about how hard it is to be a head coach, doesn't want to deal with the Portal, NIL, how he is going to "go to the lake this summer"... yeah apparently he meant Lake Michigan and not Flathead lake. He is a hypocrite, that's why I am upset about it. It's like it's impossible for people to actually be truthful and honest. Also, he will poach a couple of our players. you can bet on that.
Exactly. The Hauck apologist are exhausting on this forum.
 
I chuckled at your first para and what Rainey had reported. As many of us have said all along, Hauck is and has been a very good and successful coach, was in demand by others before he left UM, and was obviously in demand the minute he left UM. Also, it appears from what was reported in the press was that Illinois was attracted to him because of the 3-3-5.
Both posts here are spot on. Its been remarkable seeing the transition of the neggies in their hauck hatred. And to hear an elite coaching staff covet his 3-3-5 defensive coaching philosophy, that everyone hates so much, is even more hilarious.
 
IF he had said I am retiring to take a job at Illinois, I would be reacting differently. He lied. He goes on the record crying about how hard it is to be a head coach, doesn't want to deal with the Portal, NIL, how he is going to "go to the lake this summer"... yeah apparently he meant Lake Michigan and not Flathead lake. He is a hypocrite, that's why I am upset about it. It's like it's impossible for people to actually be truthful and honest. Also, he will poach a couple of our players. you can bet on that.

I get to watch the Bucks steam roll his defense in September so that will be fun. I won't be surprised if they hand 60+ on them.
Don’t see how he could retire to take Ill job. Timing not right. My friend got call from Bobby the first night and talked to him for an hour the next day. Never said or hinted about any new job. They are great friends. Bobby said he will be at lake in July. He doesn’t go to Flathead.
 
Hilarious. He literally said *exactly* what was going on. Retiring from head coaching, wants to stay in football as he still think he adds value, and that his phone had been ringing. Nothing about that is misleading.
He said the Griz are dominate. Dominate is not 2-6 against your heated rival.

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IF he had said I am retiring to take a job at Illinois, I would be reacting differently. He lied. He goes on the record crying about how hard it is to be a head coach, doesn't want to deal with the Portal, NIL, how he is going to "go to the lake this summer"... yeah apparently he meant Lake Michigan and not Flathead lake. He is a hypocrite, that's why I am upset about it. It's like it's impossible for people to actually be truthful and honest. Also, he will poach a couple of our players. you can bet on that.

I get to watch the Bucks steam roll his defense in September so that will be fun. I won't be surprised if they hand 60+ on them.
Now, that was good!

Gawd! What's next? I feel like I just had a piano shoved up my ass.
 
What I will forever remember is Hauck losing all the big games, and making many of the little games surprisingly close, for such an "elite" coach. NDSU had elite coaches, one after another, year in and out, with much lower quality venue.
What about all the losses to the team Hauck refers to as “the neighbors”? It has been decades since a UM coach other than Hauck lost 3x to the neighbors, Hauck lost 8 times to the neighbors. 3x in past 14 months, 2x in the last year with one of them being in the semis to give the Cats a chance to win the chipper.
 
What I will forever remember is Hauck losing all the big games, and making many of the little games surprisingly close, for such an "elite" coach. NDSU had elite coaches, one after another, year in and out, with much lower quality venue.
He didn't lose all the big games. He won most of them. You just want to define games he lost as the only big games.
 
What about all the losses to the team Hauck refers to as “the neighbors”? It has been decades since a UM coach other than Hauck lost 3x to the neighbors, Hauck lost 8 times to the neighbors. 3x in past 14 months, 2x in the last year with one of them being in the semis to give the Cats a chance to win the chipper.
What about it? What about the neighbors loses to the Dakota schools and to UM in 2023? I evaluate teams and coaches by their wins, not just by their losses.
 
IF he had said I am retiring to take a job at Illinois, I would be reacting differently. He lied. He goes on the record crying about how hard it is to be a head coach, doesn't want to deal with the Portal, NIL, how he is going to "go to the lake this summer"... yeah apparently he meant Lake Michigan and not Flathead lake. He is a hypocrite, that's why I am upset about it. It's like it's impossible for people to actually be truthful and honest. Also, he will poach a couple of our players. you can bet on that.

I get to watch the Bucks steam roll his defense in September so that will be fun. I won't be surprised if they hand 60+ on them.
You're right, this is your problem. I suggest you get the fuck over it.
 
Baloney. BH 2.0 will be remembered for saving UM football from the miserable Bob Stitt fiasco.

And 13-2 is dominant. It just so happens that MSU has improved dramatically. UM would have won in Missoula this year but for a few tough breaks, then everything would have been different. Give Bobby some credit and wish him well. It’s the decent and gracious way to act.
Absolutely spot on. Well said Blue Pony.
 
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