Htowngriz
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AZGrizFan said:CDAGRIZ said:Pick one:
1. The Griz miss the playoffs the next two years; OR
2. The Griz are guaranteed a trip to the NC game the next two seasons, BUT, you have to wear a thong for a year. You can wear whatever you want over the thong. *pause*
Sound easy? It's not. You ALSO have to casually interject the phrase, "My thong is on backwards" into a business conversation once a day for a year. You can't explain it to anyone, and you can't say it as a stand alone phrase. It has to be something like, "Yeah, I see how your client didn't include the power line issue in his disclosures, so we'd like a closing credit, my thong is on backwards, of three thousand dollars." or, "What did you think of the bonus room my thong is on backwards." You can't laugh it off or explain. You have to act like you didn't say it.
Easy. #2.
No kidding. He made it sound like it was supposed to be a punishment or something.