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[Yukon]

...or a shitty host.

 

[CDAGRIZ]

I am. They’re in the pool, and I’m chilling on the side, talking to you, on eGriz. I went this morning to get some stuff for a practice run for Thanksgiving, so I’m gonna start on that in about two hours. I’m thinking about doing a turducken for the real day, but I’ve never done it, and don’t want to mess it up. Maybe I’ll do a backup tenderloin or something. What do you think?

I think you wish you were still living in Montana.

Boy, sometimes I do, for sure. COL, could probably retire earlier, and not to get political, but it’s probably a bit closer to where I fall on that stuff. When we go up to visit in the summer, we think “what are we doing living where we live?” Then, we come up for Xmas and can’t wait to get home. I didn’t grow up caring about weather and lifestyle, and I never thought I would. But it happened somewhere along the way. I guess it’s impossible to explain to someone who hasn’t lived in both climates. A visit or vacation is one thing, but it doesn’t get one to appreciate it on an every day basis. Also, anywhere inland is too hot, so I’m with you there. f*** that.

Anyway, the extended family is coming down for Thanksgiving, and that’s why I was asking about the aAaTurducken. It’s our first time hosting in the new house. I wouldn’t call it high stakes because it’s family, but I don’t want to mess something up for 17 people, you know?

You can’t catch trout in SoCal

Eh, Kern River. Not bad. My buddy flies a helo to his family’s place up there a couple times a year. Fun trip.

Caught a big smally yesterday from my garage.

 

[CDAGRIZ]

We know this nice NoDak family and they’re a bit portly, so they keep their home around 65 degrees, usually less. The husband told me he sweats anywhere over 70 degrees. Well my wife hates going over there because she freezes her ass off. We usually leave coats or sweatshirts on all night. How do you tell friends they’re too fat to chill with, literally?

That’s a tough one, seriously. I don’t really run across very many of the fats on the daily, but one of my buddies hurt his shoulder playing polo and had to have surgery about a year ago. He was laid up and couldn’t swim for a long time, so he started packing on the lbs. we’re talking a good 15 lbs over his target weight. Anyway, we were playing Pine Valley two months back and he wanted me to video his swing. I showed him the video, he didn’t like the way he looked, and he’s since lost all the weight.

So, I guess you could take your friend to Pine Valley, or even like Pelican Hill or something, and video his swing and show it to him. Really, it might not have to even be golf. It could be any activity, like sailing or some sort of beachfront resorting. Basically just keep shaming him as much as you can, but not in an obvious way. He has to come to terms with the fact that his bad choices affect everyone—financially and aesthetically. His choices are not your fault.

 

[CDAGRIZ]

We know this nice NoDak family and they’re a bit portly, so they keep their home around 65 degrees, usually less. The husband told me he sweats anywhere over 70 degrees. Well my wife hates going over there because she freezes her ass off. We usually leave coats or sweatshirts on all night. How do you tell friends they’re too fat to chill with, literally?

You sound like a shitty friend.

Nah, that’s a selfish host.
Anyway, another question on this Turducken: Do you usually go in-bird with the stuffing on a regular turkey? I never have because of the contamination risk, but on the Turducken, it seems like a must, right? BTW, what makes you the Turducken expert in the first place? Not accusing, just wondering how many you’ve done.

 

[Dillon]

We know this nice NoDak family and they’re a bit portly, so they keep their home around 65 degrees, usually less. The husband told me he sweats anywhere over 70 degrees. Well my wife hates going over there because she freezes her ass off. We usually leave coats or sweatshirts on all night. How do you tell friends they’re too fat to chill with, literally?

Actually my wife is the same way about sweaty & we do keep our home at 63 tops during day & 57 night. We have just became accustomed to that routine. Had some relatives move to Missoula & it DRIVES our relatives nuts! Oh Well!

 

[2011BisonAlumni]

We know this nice NoDak family and they’re a bit portly, so they keep their home around 65 degrees, usually less. The husband told me he sweats anywhere over 70 degrees. Well my wife hates going over there because she freezes her ass off. We usually leave coats or sweatshirts on all night. How do you tell friends they’re too fat to chill with, literally?

You sound like a shitty friend.

Nah, that’s a selfish host.
Anyway, another question on this Turducken: Do you usually go in-bird with the stuffing on a regular turkey? I never have because of the contamination risk, but on the Turducken, it seems like a must, right? BTW, what makes you the Turducken expert in the first place? Not accusing, just wondering how many you’ve done.

Why are you so obsessed with food? I thought the only thing SoCal guys like you ate were dicks?

Go drink a protein shake or eat a bowl of Kale.

 

[CDAGRIZ]

We know this nice NoDak family and they’re a bit portly, so they keep their home around 65 degrees, usually less. The husband told me he sweats anywhere over 70 degrees. Well my wife hates going over there because she freezes her ass off. We usually leave coats or sweatshirts on all night. How do you tell friends they’re too fat to chill with, literally?

You sound like a shitty friend.

Nah, that’s a selfish host.
Anyway, another question on this Turducken: Do you usually go in-bird with the stuffing on a regular turkey? I never have because of the contamination risk, but on the Turducken, it seems like a must, right? BTW, what makes you the Turducken expert in the first place? Not accusing, just wondering how many you’ve done.

Why are you so obsessed with food? I thought the only thing SoCal guys like you ate were dicks?

Go drink a protein shake or eat a bowl of Kale.

So, you don’t know? You were the one who claimed to know everything about the Turducken, not me. What’s the deal, Butters?

 

[AZGrizFan]

We know this nice NoDak family and they’re a bit portly, so they keep their home around 65 degrees, usually less. The husband told me he sweats anywhere over 70 degrees. Well my wife hates going over there because she freezes her ass off. We usually leave coats or sweatshirts on all night. How do you tell friends they’re too fat to chill with, literally?

You sound like a shitty friend.

Nah, that’s a selfish host.
Anyway, another question on this Turducken: Do you usually go in-bird with the stuffing on a regular turkey? I never have because of the contamination risk, but on the Turducken, it seems like a must, right? BTW, what makes you the Turducken expert in the first place? Not accusing, just wondering how many you’ve done.

Why are you so obsessed with food? I thought the only thing SoCal guys like you ate were dicks?

Go drink a protein shake or eat a bowl of Kale.

Well, that escalated quickly.....

 

[grizindabox]

You sound like a shitty friend.

Nah, that’s a selfish host.
Anyway, another question on this Turducken: Do you usually go in-bird with the stuffing on a regular turkey? I never have because of the contamination risk, but on the Turducken, it seems like a must, right? BTW, what makes you the Turducken expert in the first place? Not accusing, just wondering how many you’ve done.

Why are you so obsessed with food? I thought the only thing SoCal guys like you ate were dicks?

Go drink a protein shake or eat a bowl of Kale.

Well, that escalated quickly.....

I hate how those guys always think everyone likes dicks just because they love dicks...sorta like pineapple on pizza.

 

[CDAGRIZ]

You sound like a shitty friend.

Nah, that’s a selfish host.
Anyway, another question on this Turducken: Do you usually go in-bird with the stuffing on a regular turkey? I never have because of the contamination risk, but on the Turducken, it seems like a must, right? BTW, what makes you the Turducken expert in the first place? Not accusing, just wondering how many you’ve done.

Why are you so obsessed with food? I thought the only thing SoCal guys like you ate were dicks?

Go drink a protein shake or eat a bowl of Kale.

Well, that escalated quickly.....

Right? Guy brags about Turducken knowledge, I ask about Turducken, and the guy says I only eat dicks ... and then tells me to eat something he just said I don’t eat.

Edit: Oh, and then, because he still can’t quite geeeeeeetttt iiiiiiiittttt, I bet he posts again.

 

[BadlandsGrizFan]

A nice first step. Now if they could play it in an actual football stadium, we might be on to something.

People that say this stuff must have never have been to that stadium, its very nice, newly renovated, and a perfect size for the game. Theres also not a bad seat in the place.

Frisco is one of the easiest places to fly into no matter where you are in the country with two great airports in DFW and Love.

Havent had turf issues for a few years now.

It’s a football game in a soccer stadium that looks, well, like a football game in a soccer stadium.


Look, if we are truly going to market this thing, shouldn’t it be played on a football field? Fcs thinking is so damn small.

Ive been to the actual game multiple times and it is a great venue and great atmosphere.

 

[hm.grwn.grizfan]

Might be the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen posted here. Who gives a f*** what the game “shows” like? The 16 people watching on TV, or the millions who catch the 20 second highlight clip at the tail end of the SC just before SVP comes on? I don’t think either group cares.

Exactly. In what f***[*] world do I live in where people would not only pick Frisco Texas over Las Vegas, but would go even farther and call Vegas the “dumbest thing ever posted”?!

Bizarro World

Hey, have you ever been to Frisco? They have a nearby airport and restaurants. Frisco has a place called Chili’s that has two-for-one appys during happy hour. Fancy some Italian? A little mom and pop called Buca di Beppo has you covered. Something fast and casual? There are two Taco Bells and a Jersey Mike’s. Shopping? Kohl’s will have almost anything you need, and if not, there’s a Target. Entertainment? Head over to the AMC 17 to see first-run movies, some in 3D.

Vegas can’t compete with that!

Vegas is overrated. 30 years ago it was cool but now it’s just another tourist trap.

Depends on what you’re into I guess. I go for the shows, and am never disappointed. Saw System of a Down there last year and had a blast.