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Favorite Concussion..

Keg stand accident in 14th grade. Been smelling yellow ever since. And all the 8s are purple.
 
Baseball bat to the forehead when I was about four. The kid with the bat was actually playing golf with it. The neighbor lady tried to stop the swelling with a metal spatula. I enjoyed the attention of all the neighbor ladies.
 
I must have been steadily concussed between my sophomore year and graduation in high school because I don't remember hardly any of it.

Or possibly the steady keggers and gatherings at the drive-in movies were a factor.
 
AllWeatherFan said:
Baseball bat to the forehead when I was about four. The kid with the bat was actually playing golf with it. The neighbor lady tried to stop the swelling with a metal spatula. I enjoyed the attention of all the neighbor ladies.

I don't remember this but the story goes my old man lined a foul ball off the side of my head during a neighborhood baseball game at our farm when I was 2. He said he thought I was dead when it hit. Out for a bit but woke up and was basically ok, he figured an inch lower probably would have done it.

An accident I'm sure. That's why I never felt bad about clipping some of his beer now and then.
 
driftwood said:
so far...
1st place: CDA
2nd place: BDizzle
3rd place: Tie: Geddes & Griz90

Are you kidding me. It's got to be that fat f$&King Bruno. No one else is even close.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FP54fuJhkWg
 
1st. Head off car bumper during a fight I lost badly.
2nd. 2 inch cast iron pipe that fell during a construction gig I did in college.
3rd. Tag football game of adults. Close lined running around the edge. Lights out as the back of my head hit the turf.
I don't remember shizzle anymore and that is the way my wife likes it!!
 
My first attempt at bull riding on the ranch. Our Charolais weren't made for buckin' but they could sure pile drive you into a lodgepole corral..... In under eight seconds.
 
First concussion was in 6th grade playing football at lunch. Got tackled with my arms trapped at my side and obviously hit my head on the ground.

Second was playing 6 man football and I jumped on a punt to keep it from rolling further and a defender's shin hit my helmet. Didn't seem like a big impact, but when watching the video, you could see how far the helmet flexed. Everything on the right side of the field was blurry and had rainbows. Wasn't going to be replaced, so I only told my team and we adjusted. Never told coach.

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Griz90 said:
I was a junior in high school. It was Sidney's first state championship team (1982) and I was the RB on the scout team and we were prepping for our conference game versus a very good Miles City Cowboy team. I got tackled low by DT Ronnie Paulson and high by DE Mike Jensen (father of new Griz QB Gresch Jensen) and all I remember after that was Coach Mike Gear standing over me asking how many fingers I see. My answer was something to the effect of "All I see is f$&@?!g stars!" They carried me off to the sidelines and that was it for that practice.


Man the eastern A was loaded back then..MC was always good...Glendive was a power also....those games must have been brutal, my dad was on the early 80s Glendive teams.....

Fun Fact...Sidney, Miles City and Glendive are the top 3 Class A state chipper holders....Sideney and MC each with 9 and Glendive with 8....
 
1. High school days, coming back from camping trip with the mayor's kids. I was car surfing on the hood when the driver hit the brakes sending me directly off the front of the huge Mercury station wagon. I remember falling under the front and rolling along behind it after the kid ran over me. They got me into the back seat where I promptly went to sleep and proceeded to sleep for the next 3 days.

2. At the birth of our first child I walked into the edge of one of those huge lights that illuminates the delivery room. I came to on the floor bleeding profusely. The doctor, who was sewing my wife up with one of those large halibut hooks asked me if I wanted him to work on me next.

3. This year, hauling my float tube out of Lake Alva, slipped in some of the copious mounds of goose shit. I ended up staring at my feet up in the air before my head hit and everything went black for a while. I finally managed to turn over and slipped again face first into the poop trying to stand up.
 
As a 14 year old kid playing football on frozen Missoula dirt in January. Went high to catch a pass, sneaky little bastard defender took my feet out and I fell on my back and my head bounced, well not really, on the icy ground. Found myself walking home with my entire body spasming in pain and crying like a 4 year old girl.
 
bgbigdog said:
driftwood said:
so far...
1st place: CDA
2nd place: BDizzle
3rd place: Tie: Geddes & Griz90

Are you kidding me. It's got to be that fat f$&King Bruno. No one else is even close.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FP54fuJhkWg

I guess everyone is a critic of a legit synesthete. Dozens suffer each year!
 
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