1. High school days, coming back from camping trip with the mayor's kids. I was car surfing on the hood when the driver hit the brakes sending me directly off the front of the huge Mercury station wagon. I remember falling under the front and rolling along behind it after the kid ran over me. They got me into the back seat where I promptly went to sleep and proceeded to sleep for the next 3 days.
2. At the birth of our first child I walked into the edge of one of those huge lights that illuminates the delivery room. I came to on the floor bleeding profusely. The doctor, who was sewing my wife up with one of those large halibut hooks asked me if I wanted him to work on me next.
3. This year, hauling my float tube out of Lake Alva, slipped in some of the copious mounds of goose shit. I ended up staring at my feet up in the air before my head hit and everything went black for a while. I finally managed to turn over and slipped again face first into the poop trying to stand up.