Denver Airport

[CDAGRIZ]

He won't get into a bathroom on this flight, they'll all be full of Bison fans doing their version of the Mile High Club, which is deep fat frying a turkey at 20,000 feet.

He has to beat them there! Are you giving up on him now!? He can make it, damn it!

You saying he can get around one in the aisle? I have doubts...

YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE!!! We can get him through this, but I need your buy-in. I can't have you killing me with your god damned negativity. I'm an idea man.

 

[snap]

Seems like we should have heard from him by now.

 

[CDAGRIZ]

Seems like we should have heard from him by now.

Remember when the Apollo 13 re-entry took longer than any re-entry? He's going to make it even if he has to land that fucker himself.

 

[snap]

OK CDA, I guess everything's okey dokey and we should just sit back and do nothing...WHILE OUR FRIEND IS OUT THERE IN THE WIND LIKE A FUCKING MAPLE BAR!

 

[jodcon]

Seems like we should have heard from him by now.

Remember when the Apollo 13 re-entry took longer than any re-entry? He's going to make it even if he has to land that f***[*] himself.

I don't know man, I don't like the looks of this...

 

[CDAGRIZ]

OK CDA, I guess everything's okey dokey and we should just sit back and do nothing...WHILE OUR FRIEND IS OUT THERE IN THE WIND LIKE A FUCKING MAPLE BAR!

Should we get the jet? I feel like you are suggesting that we get the jet. Listen, even if Reynaldo can get it fueled in time, we have, what, 45 minutes to intercept? That's not going to work at all. AZ has to survive, and we are stuck on the ground. I still think my plan was solid. I didn't see a whole lot of other people suggesting survival strategies before takeoff.

 

[jodcon]

Serious question, if a plane is flying North and hits a downdraft and is grossly overweight and ends up going down...

...what happens to the tickets at Will Call?

 

[brewskis]

Is f***[*] crawling with NDSU fans. And all these cocksuckers are on MY flight tonight. I'd have figured they'd drive to Minneapolis and fly direct. Wtf?? They just LOOK snooty, sittin' there all smug and cocksure. I hope we pound them a new one Saturday!!!!

Big rigs are required for ground transport for a family of four NoDaks, when you account for stops at weigh stations and every Golden Corral between Missoula and Fargo, they would miss the game.

 

[CDAGRIZ]

Serious question, if a plane is flying North and hits a downdraft and is grossly overweight and ends up going down...

...what happens to the tickets at Will Call?

You bite your tongue. AZ and the Fats will land safely (maybe a bit roughly), and with minimal flesh loss, at MSO or I will eat my hat.

 

[snap]

Sorry for flying off the handle on you like that CDA. I know AZ can handle himself up there but I just hate feeling so helpless.

AZ. If you can see this, I'm sorry for comparing you to a maple bar. I just get so damn emotional.

 

[CDAGRIZ]

Sorry for flying off the handle on you like that CDA. I know AZ can handle himself up there but I just hate feeling so helpless.

AZ. If you can see this, I'm sorry for comparing you to a maple bar. I just get so damn emotional.

Dude, no worries. Emotions run high at a time like this. To be fair, the maple bar comparison was semi-accurate.

 

[jodcon]

I wish he would've given an ETA, this is like a good book you can't put down.

 

[kurtismichael]

This is entertaining! But really, AZ we're worried, let us know when you land safely, or at least what's left of you.

 

[CDAGRIZ]

I wish he would've given an ETA, this is like a good book you can't put down.

I think he's on GoJet (the cheap fucker that he is). They are already over WYO. I feel like he's OK.
http://flightaware.com/live/flight/GJS3661

 

[jodcon]

I wish he would've given an ETA, this is like a good book you can't put down.

I think he's on GoJet (the cheap f***[*] that he is). They are already over WYO. I feel like he's OK.
http://flightaware.com/live/flight/GJS3661

Huh speed 420 of a planned 447...wonder why that is?

 

[snap]

Question for all: What was your favorite "AZ Moment"? I'm posting this as an open question. I'll be sharing some of my favorites as this thread develops. One thing's for sure - he was a hell of a good man.

 

[CDAGRIZ]

I wish he would've given an ETA, this is like a good book you can't put down.

I think he's on GoJet (the cheap f***[*] that he is). They are already over WYO. I feel like he's OK.
http://flightaware.com/live/flight/GJS3661

Huh speed 420 of a planned 447...wonder why that is?

Great point. We all know why. Let's just hope and pray (where is mtgrizrule) that the flight can descend into MSO at the right trajectory. The pilots have probably never had an issue like this. C'mon, AZ! We are all rooting for you!

 

[jodcon]

Question for all: What was your favorite "AZ Moment"? I'm posting this as an open question. I'll be sharing some of my favorites as this thread develops. One thing's for sure - he was a hell of a good man.

Probably the tequila and chimi basket he sent me...oh wait that never showed up. Fucker.

 

[kurtismichael]

I wish he would've given an ETA, this is like a good book you can't put down.

I think he's on GoJet (the cheap f***[*] that he is). They are already over WYO. I feel like he's OK.
http://flightaware.com/live/flight/GJS3661

Huh speed 420 of a planned 447...wonder why that is?

Great point. We all know why. Let's just hope and pray (where is mtgrizrule) that the flight can descend into MSO at the right trajectory. The pilots have probably never had an issue like this. C'mon, AZ! We are all rooting for you!

Is it reasonable to hope that the NODAKs' girth surrounding him will actually save him from any crash impact.

 

[CDAGRIZ]

Question for all: What was your favorite "AZ Moment"? I'm posting this as an open question. I'll be sharing some of my favorites as this thread develops. One thing's for sure - he was a hell of a good man.

You are a damned naysayer! He's going to make it! That said, when he posted about the pre-boarding of the NoDaks, that was my favorite. The most recent funny he made . . . that's how . . . sniff . . . I like to remember him.








Until I meet him in person, damn it! HE'S GETTING THROUGH THIS!
I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.