Choate to Texas Now?

[MikeyGriz]

What point? You can’t even pick out a single fact to dispute—so you literally have no point to prove. Good god, I realize trains drive themselves and only in one direction with no turns, but do they actually require students to read over at that miserable wind-blown mud hole you call a college?

And I wish that son of a bitch I have as a neighbor was imaginary. But, like cancer, you cannot simply wish away something so heinous. He has the incredible ability to knock on my door the moment he needs something, but somehow is nowhere to be found when the tables are turned. Two weeks ago I had to help him move a freezer into his basement (his third freezer in the house), but do you think that asshole would take a pass down my driveway when he’s out plowing? Hell no

Edit: forgot the SW ref:
And you talk about your sinkin’ and what a hole you’re in. You expect for me to love you when you hate yourself, my friend?

IDK why it just popped into my head, but I feel like your hick Bobcat neighbor wears suspenders. Not like dress suspenders, but Stihl or Husqvarna suspenders. If not him, then definitely someone close to him. Reno H. Sales almost certainly leads all of CFB in suspenders per capita on gameday. It feels like a fanbase that sits in a wood-paneled cabin with a woodstove cranked up and munches on some Chex Mix they picked up "in town" while laughing hysterically at the Red Green Show. They don't have dogs. They have hounds.

Here now! Let's not diss teh Red Green Show! :lol:

 

[SACCAT66]

What point? You can’t even pick out a single fact to dispute—so you literally have no point to prove. Good god, I realize trains drive themselves and only in one direction with no turns, but do they actually require students to read over at that miserable wind-blown mud hole you call a college?

And I wish that son of a bitch I have as a neighbor was imaginary. But, like cancer, you cannot simply wish away something so heinous. He has the incredible ability to knock on my door the moment he needs something, but somehow is nowhere to be found when the tables are turned. Two weeks ago I had to help him move a freezer into his basement (his third freezer in the house), but do you think that asshole would take a pass down my driveway when he’s out plowing? Hell no

Edit: forgot the SW ref:
And you talk about your sinkin’ and what a hole you’re in. You expect for me to love you when you hate yourself, my friend?

IDK why it just popped into my head, but I feel like your hick Bobcat neighbor wears suspenders. Not like dress suspenders, but Stihl or Husqvarna suspenders. If not him, then definitely someone close to him. Reno H. Sales almost certainly leads all of CFB in suspenders per capita on gameday. It feels like a fanbase that sits in a wood-paneled cabin with a woodstove cranked up and munches on some Chex Mix they picked up "in town" while laughing hysterically at the Red Green Show. They don't have dogs. They have hounds.

Nobody in Bozeman has "hounds". They have rescue dogs, and they will let you know it is a rescue dog every 10 seconds... And every one of those dogs has an Instagram page.

 

[PlayerRep]

IDK why it just popped into my head, but I feel like your hick Bobcat neighbor wears suspenders. Not like dress suspenders, but Stihl or Husqvarna suspenders. If not him, then definitely someone close to him. Reno H. Sales almost certainly leads all of CFB in suspenders per capita on gameday. It feels like a fanbase that sits in a wood-paneled cabin with a woodstove cranked up and munches on some Chex Mix they picked up "in town" while laughing hysterically at the Red Green Show. They don't have dogs. They have hounds.

Nobody in Bozeman has "hounds". They have rescue dogs, and they will let you know it is a rescue dog every 10 seconds... And every one of those dogs has an Instagram page.

That made me chuckle. Have you ever seen my photos and trophies at Bozeman high?

 

[PlayerRep]

Multi-million dollar expansion and renovation going on now too.

Not even Mickey Mantle could have hit that one any harder. 600 footer. Oops, this is the football forum, so 80 yard field goal. :thumb:
Argh, I aiin't got no lake house neither, but jeezus, put your envy away. You did serve up a nice gimme, though. Kinda reminds me of the scene from 'Little Nicky' where Hitler chooses a small pinapple(to get shoved up his ass), and the devil shakes his head 'no', then has him come back with a really big one. Bend over, argh! :lol:

Glad someone got the comment. Pretty good for a tourist.

 

[SACCAT66]

Nobody in Bozeman has "hounds". They have rescue dogs, and they will let you know it is a rescue dog every 10 seconds... And every one of those dogs has an Instagram page.

That made me chuckle. Have you ever seen my photos and trophies at Bozeman high?

Um...No, but never looked real hard. Lots of pictures of individual players. I more look at my brothers ones of his and my classmates.

 

[SaskGriz]

That made me chuckle. Have you ever seen my photos and trophies at Bozeman high?

Um...No, but never looked real hard. Lots of pictures of individual players. I more look at my brothers ones of his and my classmates.

It was a few years back, the "photo" is a cave painting and the trophy is a mastodon.

 

[SACCAT66]

Um...No, but never looked real hard. Lots of pictures of individual players. I more look at my brothers ones of his and my classmates.

It was a few years back, the "photo" is a cave painting and the trophy is a mastodon.

I was going to make a "Cameras weren't invented yet" joke. Well played sir.

 

[tourist]

Nobody in Bozeman has "hounds". They have rescue dogs, and they will let you know it is a rescue dog every 10 seconds... And every one of those dogs has an Instagram page.

They are EMOTIONAL SUPPORT ANIMALS. People afraid of flying, or their shadow, bring them along because they are, well, what they are. Think this one through, Bozeman, Bobscats, MSU. Pieces fit together like a jigsaw puzzle. They are what they are. Little brother is a scaredy cat.

scaredy-cat noun
English Language Learners Definition of scaredy-cat
informal : someone who is very afraid of something.

BOO!

 

[tourist]

Not even Mickey Mantle could have hit that one any harder. 600 footer. Oops, this is the football forum, so 80 yard field goal. :thumb:
Argh, I aiin't got no lake house neither, but jeezus, put your envy away. You did serve up a nice gimme, though. Kinda reminds me of the scene from 'Little Nicky' where Hitler chooses a small pinapple(to get shoved up his ass), and the devil shakes his head 'no', then has him come back with a really big one. Bend over, argh! :lol:

Glad someone got the comment. Pretty good for a tourist.

I don't pay much attention to baseball, but whomever is the biggest hitter in MLB would have the same chance of the long ball if presented with a T-Ball. Look up T-Ball, argh!

 

[PlayerRep]

That made me chuckle. Have you ever seen my photos and trophies at Bozeman high?

Um...No, but never looked real hard. Lots of pictures of individual players. I more look at my brothers ones of his and my classmates.

The photos, even a decade ago, were faded and essentially gray and white. Now, they are in the bowels of the schools. Look for the photos of Rick Ogle and me, inside backers in the 6-2 D.

 

[SACCAT66]

Um...No, but never looked real hard. Lots of pictures of individual players. I more look at my brothers ones of his and my classmates.

The photos, even a decade ago, were faded and essentially gray and white. Now, they are in the bowels of the schools. Look for the photos of Rick Ogle and me, inside backers in the 6-2 D.

Most from 90's till now are still in good shape. I will take a look tomorrow at the game I am calling.

 

[MikeyGriz]

The photos, even a decade ago, were faded and essentially gray and white. Now, they are in the bowels of the schools. Look for the photos of Rick Ogle and me, inside backers in the 6-2 D.

Most from 90's till now are still in good shape. I will take a look tomorrow at the game I am calling.

The 1890's? Aren't those tintypes instead of photos?

 

[PlayerRep]

The photos, even a decade ago, were faded and essentially gray and white. Now, they are in the bowels of the schools. Look for the photos of Rick Ogle and me, inside backers in the 6-2 D.

Most from 90's till now are still in good shape. I will take a look tomorrow at the game I am calling.

Try turning the 9 upside down.

 

[SACCAT66]

Most from 90's till now are still in good shape. I will take a look tomorrow at the game I am calling.

Try turning the 9 upside down.

Maybe I should have clarified... Pictures of people that are now in their 90's are still in good shape.

 

[SaskGriz]

Try turning the 9 upside down.

Maybe I should have clarified... Pictures of people that are now in their 90's are still in good shape.

:clap:

 

[bigsky33]

The list of quality candidates to replace Choate is getting very deep. Colter is doing a great job getting the info on these guys.

 

[garizzalies]

 

[garizzalies]

Isn’t national signing day like next week? So does the committee have to rush this decision? That presser will rival Choacheses’.

Even if they do find some schmoe to take over in time, he’s going to be like, “ah yeah this next kid looks good too, I know nothing about him either, and never met him, just found out about him 5mins ago, but trust me he’s gonna be great.”

And if they don’t make the hire in time, one of the assistants will have to cover the presser and he would be like, “this kid is going to be great; I probably won’t be around by the time he is, but trust me...hey am I getting paid extra for this?”

Wow did Choach ever leave them in a lurch. Could there be a worse time to leave?

 

[bigsky33]

Isn’t national signing day like next week? So does the committee have to rush this decision? That presser will rival Choacheses’.

Even if they do find some schmoe to take over in time, he’s going to be like, “ah yeah this next kid looks good too, I know nothing about him either, and never met him, just found out about him 5mins ago, but trust me he’s gonna be great.”

And if they don’t make the hire in time, one of the assistants will have to cover the presser and he would be like, “this kid is going to be great; I probably won’t be around by the time he is, but trust me...hey am I getting paid extra for this?”

Wow did Choach ever leave them in a lurch. Could there be a worse time to leave?

They pretty much filled their recruiting quota during the early signing period. I am sure it will have some impact, but any time a head coach leaves there is going to be fall-out. The key is they are getting a lot of very excellent candidates to replace Choate that will be able to minimize the disruption. I didn't see any schmoe"s on the list!

 

[garizzalies]

Like who? Jerry Glanville? :lol:

And how the hell do you know who the committee is “getting”? Do you believe everything your drug dealer tells you?

My neighbor is convinced it’s going to be some FBS assistant. He’s an engineer but somehow sucks at simple math. Put a dollar sign in the equation and he forgets how to add.

And I told him, “didn’t Choach just prove it’s dumb to leave FBS? He was the only coach to not get fired/retired in 60 years and still got passed over for his dream FBS HC job. Do you think the next coach will go undefeated vs The Griz? I’m sure there’s a huge line of FBS assistants going outside from the lockers across campus to the field—just like how the players have to “promenade” to the game—for that inevitable dead-end job.”