CDA: POY Award time

[CDAGRIZ]

Thank you gentleman for the kind words!! Unfortunately, the bi-laws of the Brinty Awards are very straightforward on this matter. As the owner and executor of Brinty Awards Inc., myself and family members are not eligible to receive the award. This includes my new Russian mail order bride (Lubeya); her two sisters (Inya & Onya); their good for nothing brother Vlad; and their mother Susan. Also included in the list of those ineligible for the award is Mursa Uajor. We're not related but he's a dick. The provision was put in place after Snap became a megalomaniac shorty after winning the inaugural Brinty.

I'm traveling for the holidays and will be back home on Tuesday. I'll list what I have bookmarked this year. As always, please post personal favorites to the list!!

Fucking Vlad. Like he would ever post anything Brinty-worthy anyway. He's too busy ripping Popov vodka and hoping Rocky IV ends differently "this time around."

I can't prove it but I strongly suspect he cut the toes off his own left foot in a failed attempt to get SSI for diabetes.

I wouldn't put that past Vlad. He's the kind of guy who wouldn't let Rudy dress in his place against GA Tech.

 

[Ursa Major]

Thank you gentleman for the kind words!! Unfortunately, the bi-laws of the Brinty Awards are very straightforward on this matter. As the owner and executor of Brinty Awards Inc., myself and family members are not eligible to receive the award. This includes my new Russian mail order bride (Lubeya); her two sisters (Inya & Onya); their good for nothing brother Vlad; and their mother Susan. Also included in the list of those ineligible for the award is Mursa Uajor. We're not related but he's a dick. The provision was put in place after Snap became a megalomaniac shorty after winning the inaugural Brinty.

I'm traveling for the holidays and will be back home on Tuesday. I'll list what I have bookmarked this year. As always, please post personal favorites to the list!!

Fucking Vlad. Like he would ever post anything Brinty-worthy anyway. He's too busy ripping Popov vodka and hoping Rocky IV ends differently "this time around."

I can't prove it but I strongly suspect he cut the toes off his own left foot in a failed attempt to get SSI for diabetes.

I wouldn't put that past Vlad. He's the kind of guy who wouldn't let Rudy dress in his place against GA Tech.

I shouldn't complain, he pretty much just stays in his bedroom in the basement, eating cabbage, drinking vodka and watching his VHS tapes of the Bolshoi Ballet.

 

[CDAGRIZ]

Fucking Vlad. Like he would ever post anything Brinty-worthy anyway. He's too busy ripping Popov vodka and hoping Rocky IV ends differently "this time around."

I can't prove it but I strongly suspect he cut the toes off his own left foot in a failed attempt to get SSI for diabetes.

I wouldn't put that past Vlad. He's the kind of guy who wouldn't let Rudy dress in his place against GA Tech.

I shouldn't complain, he pretty much just stays in his bedroom in the basement, eating cabbage, drinking vodka and watching his VHS tapes of the Bolshoi Ballet.

That's so Vlad. In the end, you should be proud you got Lubeya. Slick deal. She's the least abrasive of the brood; the "Tokyo Rose" of the Kremlin, if you will.

 

[Ursa Major]

I can't prove it but I strongly suspect he cut the toes off his own left foot in a failed attempt to get SSI for diabetes.

I wouldn't put that past Vlad. He's the kind of guy who wouldn't let Rudy dress in his place against GA Tech.

I shouldn't complain, he pretty much just stays in his bedroom in the basement, eating cabbage, drinking vodka and watching his VHS tapes of the Bolshoi Ballet.

That's so Vlad. In the end, you should be proud you got Lubeya. Slick deal. She's the least abrasive of the brood; the "Tokyo Rose" of the Kremlin, if you will.

I've got it pretty good. The one thing that I don't get is their table manners. Susan frequently makes these tiny cabbage rolls for dinner. They are very good but whenever she serves them Lubeya and her sisters look at me and laugh. I just don't get it. Apparently it must be some type of respectful compliment in their culture.

 

[EverettGriz]

This is Ursa's and CDA's board. The rest of us outta pay rent.

 

[CDAGRIZ]

I wouldn't put that past Vlad. He's the kind of guy who wouldn't let Rudy dress in his place against GA Tech.

I shouldn't complain, he pretty much just stays in his bedroom in the basement, eating cabbage, drinking vodka and watching his VHS tapes of the Bolshoi Ballet.

That's so Vlad. In the end, you should be proud you got Lubeya. Slick deal. She's the least abrasive of the brood; the "Tokyo Rose" of the Kremlin, if you will.

I've got it pretty good. The one thing that I don't get is their table manners. Susan frequently makes these tiny cabbage rolls for dinner. They are very good but whenever she serves them Lubeya and her sisters look at me and laugh. I just don't get it. Apparently it must be some type of respectful compliment in their culture.

Hmmm, that's curious. I think you are correct. They must be showing respect for your relationship with Lubeya because the cabbage rolls resemble her ring finger. Those gals are obviously giddy about your long-standing relationship with Lubeya. It's Susan's green spinach card-shaped squares that I'd be more worried about.

I'd stay with Lubeya, though. She seems like an Old Fashioned girl. Gripping.

 

[bgbigdog]

All this talk of Russian girlfriends reminded me of a backpacking trip across the steps when I graduated. In those days, everyone was traveling across Europe, but no one was going to the USSR or the satellites, so I decided Europe could wait. Give me mother Russia. That's a saying - I'm Scottish, but look great in fur.

My advice is to consider your situation carefully UM, because the chances of having a long-lasting relationship with a Russian girl are, well, less than optimal. Here's why...

They are too beautiful for you. The dedication that Russian women have to looking beautiful is just scary. For the majority of them life is like a podium, and so they have to look sparkling even on the way to get a newspaper or walking the dog. My sometimes trip companion Mina wore high heels every day and didn't worry about the lack of comfort as soon as I told her it looks great. (We seldom got more than a couple of kilometers on those days, which is why I finally had to put her on the cabbage truck home). Also, she never appeared anywhere outside her apartment in Kiev wearing same outfit twice. When I asked her why she cares so much about her appearance, she looked surprised: “Why would I choose to not look beautiful? Beauty is power and respect. How is anyone going to notice your rich inner world if you don’t attract attention?” Then she would invariably ask, "How are my boobs today?" Majestic, like the Urals" I would always say. The worst thing for me was going out with a Russian girl meant you'd either have to dress up and put a lot of effort in looking nice, or everyone will be looking at you and wondering, how did a pretty lady like her end up with me?

You might get Russian parents in law, and this is dangerous. As you've already noted visiting with your girlfriend’s parents will be accompanied with feasts (soups, meat, soups with meat, salads consisting of 50% mayo, potatoes, potatoes, bliny with mince and more potatoes, and then a cake for dessert. As it is not polite to not finish your meal in Russia, you will have to deal with all that volume of food. You’d expect help from your beloved, but when it comes to hospitality, all Russians tend to become unreasonable and overfeed their guests until it is hard to move. She will probably offer you another piece of pie. Is dating a Russian girl worth putting on a lot of weight?

And don’t forget the initiation: the dad will most likely test you at some point. You should prove that the family can trust you with their precious child. Tests are different in each family. For example, my friend Jacques had to drink a full bottle of vodka with his girlfriends dad. Otherwise he would be considered too weak to protect her in danger. Lucky Jacques passed the test successfully, mostly because his girlfriend hid his shoes before the test, but had to celebrate it with more cabbage, potatoes & cake.

They are too independent. Nekrasov, a Russian 19th century poet said: “a Russian woman can stop a galloping horse and enter the burning house.” This is a powerful image of an independent woman who doesn’t really need any help or protection from men. Come to think of it, that probably works in Missoula as well, so never mind.

Finally, did I mention all that Russian food? For many Russian women cooking is a way to show their love, so be prepared for food experiments. At first the cuisine might seem absolutely normal and even a little boring. But when you get to eat Russian food more often than during occasional visit to her parents, you will have more and more questions. What is that weird purple salad? Beetroot with herring? Pancakes with caviar? Why is she putting cabbage in pies (and everywhere else)? How many variations of pickles are there on Earth? Fermented rye bread drink…well, that one is surprisingly decent! You might hate most of the meals, but occasionally there will be something great (e.g, the Russian salad because there is no cabbage in there).

By the way, cabbage is a staple in the Russian woman's diet because they all believe it makes their boobs grow larger. You should definitely encourage it if @ all possible. Hope this helps.

 

[TheRadiers]

CDA, are you joking? He's too much of of a cat fan! He has a fetish for Bozeman can't get enough of that place!

 

[CDAGRIZ]

CDA, are you joking? He's too much of of a cat fan! He has a fetish for Bozeman can't get enough of that place!

No, I'm not joking. And don't ever call Ursa a Cat fan again. He hates losers.

 

[Grizzlies1982]

All this talk of Russian girlfriends reminded me of a backpacking trip across the steps when I graduated. In those days, everyone was traveling across Europe, but no one was going to the USSR or the satellites, so I decided Europe could wait. Give me mother Russia. That's a saying - I'm Scottish, but look great in fur.

My advice is to consider your situation carefully UM, because the chances of having a long-lasting relationship with a Russian girl are, well, less than optimal. Here's why...

They are too beautiful for you. The dedication that Russian women have to looking beautiful is just scary. For the majority of them life is like a podium, and so they have to look sparkling even on the way to get a newspaper or walking the dog. My sometimes trip companion Mina wore high heels every day and didn't worry about the lack of comfort as soon as I told her it looks great. (We seldom got more than a couple of kilometers on those days, which is why I finally had to put her on the cabbage truck home). Also, she never appeared anywhere outside her apartment in Kiev wearing same outfit twice. When I asked her why she cares so much about her appearance, she looked surprised: “Why would I choose to not look beautiful? Beauty is power and respect. How is anyone going to notice your rich inner world if you don’t attract attention?” Then she would invariably ask, "How are my boobs today?" Majestic, like the Urals" I would always say. The worst thing for me was going out with a Russian girl meant you'd either have to dress up and put a lot of effort in looking nice, or everyone will be looking at you and wondering, how did a pretty lady like her end up with me?

You might get Russian parents in law, and this is dangerous. As you've already noted visiting with your girlfriend’s parents will be accompanied with feasts (soups, meat, soups with meat, salads consisting of 50% mayo, potatoes, potatoes, bliny with mince and more potatoes, and then a cake for dessert. As it is not polite to not finish your meal in Russia, you will have to deal with all that volume of food. You’d expect help from your beloved, but when it comes to hospitality, all Russians tend to become unreasonable and overfeed their guests until it is hard to move. She will probably offer you another piece of pie. Is dating a Russian girl worth putting on a lot of weight?

And don’t forget the initiation: the dad will most likely test you at some point. You should prove that the family can trust you with their precious child. Tests are different in each family. For example, my friend Jacques had to drink a full bottle of vodka with his girlfriends dad. Otherwise he would be considered too weak to protect her in danger. Lucky Jacques passed the test successfully, mostly because his girlfriend hid his shoes before the test, but had to celebrate it with more cabbage, potatoes & cake.

They are too independent. Nekrasov, a Russian 19th century poet said: “a Russian woman can stop a galloping horse and enter the burning house.” This is a powerful image of an independent woman who doesn’t really need any help or protection from men. Come to think of it, that probably works in Missoula as well, so never mind.

Finally, did I mention all that Russian food? For many Russian women cooking is a way to show their love, so be prepared for food experiments. At first the cuisine might seem absolutely normal and even a little boring. But when you get to eat Russian food more often than during occasional visit to her parents, you will have more and more questions. What is that weird purple salad? Beetroot with herring? Pancakes with caviar? Why is she putting cabbage in pies (and everywhere else)? How many variations of pickles are there on Earth? Fermented rye bread drink…well, that one is surprisingly decent! You might hate most of the meals, but occasionally there will be something great (e.g, the Russian salad because there is no cabbage in there).

By the way, cabbage is a staple in the Russian woman's diet because they all believe it makes their boobs grow larger. You should definitely encourage it if @ all possible. Hope this helps.

I appreciate you sharing your insight. I'll talk to my wife and see how she feels about me hooking up with a Russian girl, or eating cabbage. I'll keep everyone posted.

Though beetroot with herring just might be a deal breaker. :ugeek:

 

[grizfan95]

Who was the author of the hilarious NDSU fans airplane story? That thread was pure gold.

 

[CV Griz Fan]

All this talk of Russian girlfriends reminded me of a backpacking trip across the steps when I graduated. In those days, everyone was traveling across Europe, but no one was going to the USSR or the satellites, so I decided Europe could wait. Give me mother Russia. That's a saying - I'm Scottish, but look great in fur.

My advice is to consider your situation carefully UM, because the chances of having a long-lasting relationship with a Russian girl are, well, less than optimal. Here's why...

They are too beautiful for you. The dedication that Russian women have to looking beautiful is just scary. For the majority of them life is like a podium, and so they have to look sparkling even on the way to get a newspaper or walking the dog. My sometimes trip companion Mina wore high heels every day and didn't worry about the lack of comfort as soon as I told her it looks great. (We seldom got more than a couple of kilometers on those days, which is why I finally had to put her on the cabbage truck home). Also, she never appeared anywhere outside her apartment in Kiev wearing same outfit twice. When I asked her why she cares so much about her appearance, she looked surprised: “Why would I choose to not look beautiful? Beauty is power and respect. How is anyone going to notice your rich inner world if you don’t attract attention?” Then she would invariably ask, "How are my boobs today?" Majestic, like the Urals" I would always say. The worst thing for me was going out with a Russian girl meant you'd either have to dress up and put a lot of effort in looking nice, or everyone will be looking at you and wondering, how did a pretty lady like her end up with me?

You might get Russian parents in law, and this is dangerous. As you've already noted visiting with your girlfriend’s parents will be accompanied with feasts (soups, meat, soups with meat, salads consisting of 50% mayo, potatoes, potatoes, bliny with mince and more potatoes, and then a cake for dessert. As it is not polite to not finish your meal in Russia, you will have to deal with all that volume of food. You’d expect help from your beloved, but when it comes to hospitality, all Russians tend to become unreasonable and overfeed their guests until it is hard to move. She will probably offer you another piece of pie. Is dating a Russian girl worth putting on a lot of weight?

And don’t forget the initiation: the dad will most likely test you at some point. You should prove that the family can trust you with their precious child. Tests are different in each family. For example, my friend Jacques had to drink a full bottle of vodka with his girlfriends dad. Otherwise he would be considered too weak to protect her in danger. Lucky Jacques passed the test successfully, mostly because his girlfriend hid his shoes before the test, but had to celebrate it with more cabbage, potatoes & cake.

They are too independent. Nekrasov, a Russian 19th century poet said: “a Russian woman can stop a galloping horse and enter the burning house.” This is a powerful image of an independent woman who doesn’t really need any help or protection from men. Come to think of it, that probably works in Missoula as well, so never mind.

Finally, did I mention all that Russian food? For many Russian women cooking is a way to show their love, so be prepared for food experiments. At first the cuisine might seem absolutely normal and even a little boring. But when you get to eat Russian food more often than during occasional visit to her parents, you will have more and more questions. What is that weird purple salad? Beetroot with herring? Pancakes with caviar? Why is she putting cabbage in pies (and everywhere else)? How many variations of pickles are there on Earth? Fermented rye bread drink…well, that one is surprisingly decent! You might hate most of the meals, but occasionally there will be something great (e.g, the Russian salad because there is no cabbage in there).

By the way, cabbage is a staple in the Russian woman's diet because they all believe it makes their boobs grow larger. You should definitely encourage it if @ all possible. Hope this helps.

I appreciate you sharing your insight. I'll talk to my wife and see how she feels about me hooking up with a Russian girl, or eating cabbage. I'll keep everyone posted.

Though beetroot with herring just might be a deal breaker. :ugeek:

The deal breaker on Russian Women should always be the need, or lack there of, for orthodontics.......Maybe lack of leg shaving. Eating beets? Not a chance....

 

[EverettGriz]

I dated a Russian major in college.

I'm not sure how that's really relevant, except that she was ridiculously hot and the sex was fantastic. So I bring it up as often as possible.

 

[mtgrizrule]

I dated a Russian major in college.

I'm not sure how that's really relevant, except that she was ridiculously hot and the sex was fantastic. So I bring it up as often as possible.

FYI,one has to bring it up for sex to be fantastic. :thumb: :lol:

 

[CDAGRIZ]

Who was the author of the hilarious NDSU fans airplane story? That thread was pure gold.

That would be our friend AZ.

 

[Potomac Griz]

I can't seem to get the image of the book cover to paste.
http://imagizer-cv.imageshack.us/v2/302x350q90/912/gQ0YzI.jpg

EDIT: Shit, now that doesn't even work. There has to be a way to find this.

Here ya go:

 

[CDAGRIZ]

You're the man, PG!

 

[AZGrizFan]

Who was the author of the hilarious NDSU fans airplane story? That thread was pure gold.

That would be our friend AZ.

 

[cclarkblues]

I can't seem to get the image of the book cover to paste.
http://imagizer-cv.imageshack.us/v2/302x350q90/912/gQ0YzI.jpg

EDIT: Shit, now that doesn't even work. There has to be a way to find this.

Here ya go:

So is it "Forward" or "Foreword"?

 

[Buttegrizzle]

Ursa could literally win it every year......

Ursa or CDA. Those are two funny sumbitches.

Co-Champions? It would be fitting since they are posting within the BSC. Or maybe a BSC style OT shootout is in order. Start with a serious topic like, say, "Rob Ash's Pants..." One post each please...for the win.