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[go4two]

Doerk: objection, your honor! Mr. Paoli just grabbed my nut sack!

Paoli: Sorry your honor, just checking to see if he has any?

 

[catdaddy7]

Dude,,,, You totally need an Altoid !!!!!

 

[granitegriz]

Dork: My political career is going to skyrocket...
Paymethe$: Back to the school board it is then?
Dork: I am obviously Chair material.
Paymethe$: Well, I am making a lot more $ than you will ever.

 

[GrizBear]

This will probably get out of hand pretty quickly knowing this board but I thought it had a chance of being funny before it turns south so here goes.......Caption this photo!

I'm about to show you how there'd be a MUCH larger than 1 mm laceration if I raped you.

 

[Geddes]

This will probably get out of hand pretty quickly knowing this board but I thought it had a chance of being funny before it turns south so here goes.......Caption this photo!

I'm about to show you how there'd be a MUCH larger than 1 mm laceration if I raped you.

Winner!

I mean you are a pig..

 

[granitegriz]

Alpha and GrizBear's are on a equally high level...well done.

 

[Paytonlives]

Squealllll like a pig!!!!!!

 

[gutterboy]

You can be my Huckleberry

 

[GrizSpartan]

Is that a booger hanging out of your left nostril or is it just a grey hair?

 

[ranco]

I want you in my belly

 

[Blgs Griz Fan]

Try that again with my client please use a condom. Oh ya, that's right the prosecution sweats bullets at the very mention of condom.

 

[TxGriz]

He says she just invited him over for a game of hide the wee wee.

 

[bigsky59]

"Got your season tickets yet?"

 

[OrgonGriz]

*** before you read my version of the caption this photo please read thinking of a Jersey, mob type accent.***

Listens herez yoouz little Guido, smugz bazdard....... my sh#t pilez bigga danz yoouz....sooz why dont yoouz take yourz lame mully bum..... da fu@k ouda my court room herez....beforrz I gottaz paste yoourz ass in fronta dees good folks herez...capeesh...

 

[grizrgood]

This will probably get out of hand pretty quickly knowing this board but I thought it had a chance of being funny before it turns south so here goes.......Caption this photo!

Is that a jelly donut in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? :come:

 

[66volvo]

Hey...I'm really interested in this "doggy style" stuff. You?

 

[grizbrokebacker1]

"Gwen Florio? Well, I mean she's no Nancy Grace or anything but still..."

"You know, PR is having a little get together at his place tonight. Said something about demonstrating the 'on knees and elbows' position?"

 

[Grisly Fan]

No one was sure if it was a cheap courtroom trick but there was short recess in the trial as they tried to figure out how to unglue a nose from a forehead.

 

[firstdown-montana...]

OMG! I "think" I just farted.

 

[TxGriz]

"Jordy wanted to do it doggie style so they could both watch the football game."