BWahlberg said:
The bottom of every conference sucks, even the SEC - there's always got to be some crappy teams in a conference, it's just the way things shake out.
Moving up to the MAC or Sun Belt would probably make us one of those lower-tier teams, hooray. Pac-12/Big-12 fodder in the OOC, less home games, long travel once in-conference, no real rivals, no playoffs, losing record, probably big financial losses, half full stadium. Sounds enticing... :|
Have to agree, and I got thinking about the notion of the “conference doormat.” So, just for the fun of it, I looked over some data from ESPN. I stuck with the “Power Five” conferences, since that seemed like where the discrepancy would really stick out. Of course, conference re-alignment complicated things somewhat, but I tried to manage.
In the (new)
American Athletic Conference (previously Big East), we find the following
UConn (counting 9 years in conference, 1 year independent): They had have two years with a winning conference record, but have managed an average record of 3-4. Not exactly a doormat, but not so hot either.
South Florida (8 years in conference, 2 years previously in C-USA): Overall, they do have 3 years with a winning record in conference, but the last one was six years ago. Since then, their average record in conference is 2-7. Verdict: Doormat candidate.
Syracuse (all 10 years): Does not seem terrible at first ... they’ve had 3 winning records out of the 10 years. But their average conference record is 2-5 for the decade. Worse yet, in the seven years they did not have a winning record, they won just 7 conference games (i.e. 1-6 average record). Verdict: Conference doormat.
The
ACC was more stable during this last decade. We’ll look at two of the better bad teams on the conference first.
Maryland: Two seasons out of ten with winning records in conference, typical 3-5. Still, out of the last four years, twice they won only one conference game, and once only two. Verdict: Doormat candidate, at least.
Virginia: Somewhat better, with three winning conference records in ten years and a typical record of 3.5-4.5. But again, during the past four years, they’ve had three where they only won 1 or 2 conference games. Verdict: Doormat candidate, at least.
Duke: Did not once in the last ten years win more than 3 conference games, and three time did not win any. Overall average 1.2-6.8 (call it 1-7). Verdict: Definitely a conference doormat. (But they play good basketball.)
The
Big 12 has also had some upheaval, of course (but succeeded in dumping a doormat

).
Baylor has done better in the last three years, but they still have only one winning conference record in the last decade. Overall record 2.4-5.8. In the seven years before their recent “success,” they won just 10 conference games. Verdict: Doormat that may be recovering.
Kansas: One winning conference record in ten years, did not win any conference games in 2012 or 2011. Overall 2.3-5.8 (i.e. 2-8). Verdict: Doormat.
Iowa State: No winning conference records in the decade, although did manage 4-4 records in 2004 and 2005. Overall 2.6-5.7. Verdict: Doormat.
The
Big Ten has some also.
Purdue: Two winning records during the decade, plus two with 4-4 in conference. Overall 3.7-4.3. Verdict: Not quite a doormat, but a team that most reasonably-good opponents would expect to beat.
Minnesota: Has had only one winning season in conference in the last decade, and that was in 2003. Overall record 2.8-5.2 (call it 3-5) for the ten years, but drops to 2-8 for the past six. Verdict: Doormat.
Illinois: One winning conference season in the decade. Overall 2-5 in conference. Verdict: Doormat.
Indiana: No winning conference records in the decade -- in fact, has only won 11 conference games in 10 years (Ouch!). Verdict: Doormat.
The
Pac-12 even managed to add a doormat recently. (Since Colorado played in the Big 12, another power conference, I moved their previous record over).
Arizona: Two winning seasons in conference out of the last ten years. Overall 3.3-5.3. They have improved, compared to winning only 5 conference games in 2003 thru 2005. Verdict: Not quite a doormat, but close.
Colorado: One winning conference record in ten years, although did manage 4-4 a couple times. Overall 2.9-5.1 (played 9 conference games the past two years). However, their record for the most recent five years is 1.8-6.6 (2-7), so they’ve gotten worse. Verdict: Doormat.
Washington State: They also only have one winning conference season in the last ten years, and that was back in 2003. Overall 2.3-6.3. And, like Colorado, they’ve gotten worse, averaging 1-8 for the past five years. Verdict: Doormat.
Last, but not least, the
SEC has some too.
Vanderbilt: Vandy actually ended with a winning (5-3) conference record last year. But that was their only one in the entire decade, which was otherwise dismal, ending at 2-6 overall, even with the better 2012 season. Verdict: Doormat. (But perhaps they’ve started a turn-around.)
Ole Miss: They have managed two winning seasons in conference in the past ten years, including a great 7-1 record in 2003. Overall 2.6-5.4. But it has been downhill since, averaging 2-6 for the past nine years, and they have won only 4 SEC games in the last three years. Verdict: Doormat.
Kentucky: It’s been 7 years since they have managed a break-even (4-4) record in conference, with no winning seasons at all during the decade. Overall 2-6. Verdict: Doormat.