I’ve done a lot of thinking, consulted many texts, talked to at least three oracles, and I can see clearly now.
I think I’m rooting for sloppiest football game ever played where both teams look like complete trash and both coaching staffs quit at halftime. Maybe a bench clearing brawl but where the players fight their own teams. And then a sh*tstorm. A literal cloud of sh*t will roll in and open up directly over RHS and rain the sh*t of 10,000 alcoholics who have been eating nothing but Taco Bell and Denny’s Grand Slams all week on the crowd. The crowd leaves because everyone is covered in the aforementioned sh*t, but some lunatic has already started a fire in the tailgate area. Uh-oh! What’s the closest source of water? That’s right, the Sh*t Pond. Helicopters come in with buckets and dump MSU Shi*twater all over the exiting crowd. A classic double sh*t shower for the ages.
Back inside RHS, the Bizon win it 6-0 on a last second scoop and score when MSU was just trying to kneel it and go to OT.