garizzalies said:
CDA,
Long-time caller, first-time listener. I'm a little nervous; I can't believe I got through.
I wanted to ask a question that has puzzled me my whole life:
Why do the bobcats suck so bad?
And a follow-up, if I may:
Why do bobcat fans think they won a NC in 1984 when there is no video evidence of such an event?
I'll hang up and listen off air. THANK you for all you do!
Garizzalies, this is one great question that people often ask me. It has baffled scholars, analysts, therapists, and analrapists for decades. The general consensus is that the Bobcats suck so bad because they are not only lil' bro, but very, very lil'. Like when the parents have an "accident" when the eldest is in high school. Mom didn't know she still had to take the necessary precautions, etc. The result is a State College so far behind the flagship in every way, that lil' bro cares mostly about itself compared to big bro as opposed to itself compared to the world in general.
Think about the other State Colleges: Washington State, Oregon State, Michigan State, Oklahoma State, and so on. They have seen success against their bigger bros in certain years, but don't equate their self worth with how they are doing against said big bros. The Bobcats are a different feline. They would rather the Griz miss the playoffs than they make the playoffs. It's a classic lil' bro syndrome that they exacerbate by logging onto eGriz with any good MSU news, but really exacerbate by logging onto eGriz to post about any bad Griz news. Unless and until they can feel like their own person, they will always suck.
As for your second question, which, I might add, is a great question often asked of me, the Bobcat faithful subscribe to the George Costanza mentality that "it's not a lie, if you believe it." It has become easier and easier for them to believe in the 1984 NC myth as the decades go by. A true critical thinker, like yourself, will question the veracity of NC tales with absolutely no video evidence. It's a lofty claim, and the fact that the 1984 Championship in every other sport (including, but certainly not limited to, the 1984 Iowa H.S. Girls' basketball championship) has video evidence, simply underscores the incredible claims regarding the '84 MSU fable. The truth is: the average Bobcat fan cannot separate the ballad of Humpty Dumpty from the Iran-Contra Affair. Both occurred in their minds.
I hope these answers find you well.
-CDA