Silenoz
Well-known member
We have to be just dominating on every conceivable metric. Post counts, troll counts, insane post counts, incoherent rambling counts, posts made in all caps, everything - there is no way anyone else is even close.
Do the Cats even have a single tier one caricatur-I mean poster? I'll admit SAC is kind of funny, iltc is almost painfully polite at times, and 2506's penchant for gay pornography is amusing, but there isn't really anything that can touch any of our top guys. EWU has BlackFalkin, but he seldom makes his presence known. NDSU has JBB and lakesbison and MPLSBISON, but it's a pretty significant drop-off after that. Everyone else has like 14 fans total so it goes without saying that it's a complete mismatch compared to us.
eGriz on the other hand? Unparalleled depth and the ability to reload. We lose a character like Growler or Alpha, and without missing a beat some other insane person steps in to fill their void. Bitching out Reese Phillips on Twitter? We have that guy. Thousands of posts all composed in "zen?" He's doing it in his sleep. A mod who is simultaneously the biggest asshat troll of all time? Still going strong. Some guy (apparently) throwing literal shit onto the playing field? Someone get that man an eGriz account.
And of course our ultimate trump card: PlayerRep. His catalog of work speaks for itself. The dude has somehow coined at least five hundred idioms still in use to this day. There was some insane lawyer a few years ago named Obie (Georgia Southern maybe?), but even that guy flamed out in record time. Whereas PR has been burning steadily for decades now.
I say we move up to the next level of message boards. Shaggy Bevo? Tiger Droppings? We need to aspire to that level of craziness.
Do the Cats even have a single tier one caricatur-I mean poster? I'll admit SAC is kind of funny, iltc is almost painfully polite at times, and 2506's penchant for gay pornography is amusing, but there isn't really anything that can touch any of our top guys. EWU has BlackFalkin, but he seldom makes his presence known. NDSU has JBB and lakesbison and MPLSBISON, but it's a pretty significant drop-off after that. Everyone else has like 14 fans total so it goes without saying that it's a complete mismatch compared to us.
eGriz on the other hand? Unparalleled depth and the ability to reload. We lose a character like Growler or Alpha, and without missing a beat some other insane person steps in to fill their void. Bitching out Reese Phillips on Twitter? We have that guy. Thousands of posts all composed in "zen?" He's doing it in his sleep. A mod who is simultaneously the biggest asshat troll of all time? Still going strong. Some guy (apparently) throwing literal shit onto the playing field? Someone get that man an eGriz account.
And of course our ultimate trump card: PlayerRep. His catalog of work speaks for itself. The dude has somehow coined at least five hundred idioms still in use to this day. There was some insane lawyer a few years ago named Obie (Georgia Southern maybe?), but even that guy flamed out in record time. Whereas PR has been burning steadily for decades now.
I say we move up to the next level of message boards. Shaggy Bevo? Tiger Droppings? We need to aspire to that level of craziness.