CAN’T BE DONE! It is our duty as eGriz users to immediately inform anyone who remotely expresses a sentiment that even slightly hints at the desire to move up that (a) It costs money, (b) Bobs come with, and (c) It requires a conference invite.
The three factors above are not understood as given by literally everyone who posts on this board. Accordingly, all three can and should be used repeatedly as amazingly effective “gotchas” when some unhinged dreamer gets a clue and expresses any sort of desire for the Griz to move up.
Example:
DREAMER: It would be cool to move up!
SUPER SMART: Pssh. Get yer checkbook! BOR must approve it, and nobody invited us!
DREAMER: Oh, for reals, playa? Never mind, then. It wouldn’t be cool to move up at all now that you’ve given me this information I missed the first 43,000 times it was posted. I’ll just go back to stacking this wet dirt clod atop this other wet dirt clod and then doing that in reverse in perpetuity until I drop dead. Good thing I don’t make any decisions! Whew!
SUPER SMART: Yeah, a lot of people don’t know this stuff. Only insiders like me. [insert idiom usually reserved for a campfire or tubing on a slow river].