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NEW JERSEYS

My vote is to bring these back. These are perfection!

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Oddly, I was once a door to door salesman traveling the country, and knocked on The Situation's family door long before he was famous. I had no idea it was him until years later I saw a video of where he was from and him leaving his parents' house and it all clicked into place.
Door to door salesman. Man, you have had to develop the hide of a Rhinoceros.
 
It is probably cost prohibitive. With our aged fanbase they would have to triple the number of portable defibrillators available at the stadium.
I can picture this, now. Boomer Goomer clutches his chest while sitting in his NEZ seat, and collapses. Out comes the AED, and "Shock indicated!" is heard from the little box. Operator #1 shouts, "CLEAR!", and presses the button, 400 J are delivered, not only to him, but to the rest of the row, and possibly the row in front of them, taking out 20-30 more 'former' Griz fans. I've seen someone who wasn't clear at the right moment. Didn't kill him, but...he wasn't quite the same afterwards.
 
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