cats close out LOSING SEASON by announcing ANOTHER! (2018)

[Brother Bear]

...and if you are going to bozeman this week you will want to get in your seats early in case they lite an extra fire cracker as the team runs through the chain link fence area onto the field or they decide to have some horses run around the stadium. Its such a great atmosphere, don't blink, you could miss it.

Also, don't mention to their fans you pick up on the odor that they smell like corn-dogs. You know what else is a bad thing to do? Holding your nose around them. They are real sensitive to that, too. Try holding your breath. But don't be obvious about it. Somehow if they know that you are trying not to breathe in the corn dog smell that is their stadium and fans, that also super offends them. They'll likely punch you for that if they catch on to what you're doing. When they get nervous they will start chanting about eating sh*t, and go cats go... again do not be obvious with your laughter. They will start telling you to just wait for next year and by the time they get done talking about how they should have won all the games they lost this year, the corn dog smell will be as strong as ever.

We'll punch you just for showing up because clearly you're a douche.

CDAGRIZ, you hero! :clap: :clap:

 

[Brother Bear]

Good lord BearAxed, you guys are good! :clap: :clap:

 

[PlayerRep]

Kinda seems like a shitty home schedule, if we're being honest. Only two decent teams, and they're back-to-back

I don't understand the amount of criticism of schedules or home schedules. I attend and watch games primarily to see my team play, not the opposition. Sure, competitive and big games are fun, but I like all of the games, unless perhaps if they are a lesser team and a big blowout. I don't mind those earlier in the season, because I like to see the young/new guys on my team play.

My view is that a large number of Griz fans like wins, more than anything else. Other posters have also said that. I like wins too, as the crowd is usually good and the post-game atmosphere is good at the stadium and downtown. Losses cause a large amount of complaining by Griz fans--way more than wins over lesser teams.

Scheduling isn't easy in the West. Few other FCS schools, and tougher to get even western D-II's these days. There are only so many choices. Scheduling years ahead of time also creates the risk that a pretty good or okay FCS, turns out to be bad in the particular year. It can go the other way too, as happened to the Cats this year. This even happens with conference teams. Look at UND this year. Everyone expected a big tough game, but UND had gone south.

Scheduling is absolutely tough. I never said it isn't. I'm mostly looking at the conference schedule. If I were one of the dozen season ticket holders Bozeman has, I'd be pretty pissed that the two biggest games are in back-to-back weeks and there's not really another decent home game.

Jeez, I wouldn't be "pissed". The conference does the scheduling, and looks at travel partners, and doesn't schedule for the fans of the schools. Why waste any energy on being pissed about something like that? And, like with UND, what if one of those teams turns out to be worse than expected.

 

[Ursa Major]

...and if you are going to bozeman this week you will want to get in your seats early in case they lite an extra fire cracker as the team runs through the chain link fence area onto the field or they decide to have some horses run around the stadium. Its such a great atmosphere, don't blink, you could miss it.

Also, don't mention to their fans you pick up on the odor that they smell like corn-dogs. You know what else is a bad thing to do? Holding your nose around them. They are real sensitive to that, too. Try holding your breath. But don't be obvious about it. Somehow if they know that you are trying not to breathe in the corn dog smell that is their stadium and fans, that also super offends them. They'll likely punch you for that if they catch on to what you're doing. When they get nervous they will start chanting about eating sh*t, and go cats go... again do not be obvious with your laughter. They will start telling you to just wait for next year and by the time they get done talking about how they should have won all the games they lost this year, the corn dog smell will be as strong as ever.

Spot on! One thing I’m gonna miss this year is seeing that nutball lady who wears a stuffed bobcat on her head to every game. Somehow the word “obnoxious” does not come close to describing it. I’m not talking about a normal Davey Crocket-like hat here. This thing looks like a drunk and blind taxidermist used roadkill and it’s yuuuuge. I can usually pick her out, even when she’s sitting in the other stadium.
Someone please post a pic of her. I need my annual fix. I promise we will all be respectful and polite

Oh f***, that's my fourth wife, Cecilia. That costume is how I lost my right eye. Ms. Maroon took me away from her years ago.

Oh, Cecilia? I can see why she was shaking your confidence daily. Let me guess: you got up to wash your face and when you went back to bed someone had taken your place?

Two guys :thumb:

 

[Ursa Major]

...and if you are going to bozeman this week you will want to get in your seats early in case they lite an extra fire cracker as the team runs through the chain link fence area onto the field or they decide to have some horses run around the stadium. Its such a great atmosphere, don't blink, you could miss it.

Also, don't mention to their fans you pick up on the odor that they smell like corn-dogs. You know what else is a bad thing to do? Holding your nose around them. They are real sensitive to that, too. Try holding your breath. But don't be obvious about it. Somehow if they know that you are trying not to breathe in the corn dog smell that is their stadium and fans, that also super offends them. They'll likely punch you for that if they catch on to what you're doing. When they get nervous they will start chanting about eating sh*t, and go cats go... again do not be obvious with your laughter. They will start telling you to just wait for next year and by the time they get done talking about how they should have won all the games they lost this year, the corn dog smell will be as strong as ever.

We'll punch you just for showing up because clearly you're a douche.

CDAGRIZ, you hero! :clap: :clap:

Picture of the year.

My former brother in law was a huge cat fan and he smelled of corndog. His wife was the former drug addicted prostitute that went on to embarrass her family by graduating from msu.

 

[EverettGriz]

We'll punch you just for showing up because clearly you're a douche.

CDAGRIZ, you hero! :clap: :clap:

Picture of the year.

My former brother in law was a huge cat fan and he smelled of corndog. His wife was the former drug addicted prostitute that went on to embarrass her family by graduating from msu.

Huh. Would've thought with those credentials she would have ended up at ewoo.

 

[AZGrizFan]

We'll punch you just for showing up because clearly you're a douche.

CDAGRIZ, you hero! :clap: :clap:

Picture of the year.

My former brother in law was a huge cat fan and he smelled of corndog. His wife was the former drug addicted prostitute that went on to embarrass her family by graduating from msu.

That doesn’t really narrow it down, Ursa...


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[Ursa Major]

CDAGRIZ, you hero! :clap: :clap:

Picture of the year.

My former brother in law was a huge cat fan and he smelled of corndog. His wife was the former drug addicted prostitute that went on to embarrass her family by graduating from msu.

Huh. Would've thought with those credentials she would have ended up at ewoo.

It was her first choice but they turned her down.

 

[IdahoGrizFan]

Question?

Now that I see Idaho on the schedule, how long until they are eligible to play in the playoffs?
Or because the are moving down and not moving up, can they play right away?
Just wondering, that's all, just wondering.

 

[Bear Axed]

 

[CDAGRIZ]

For those who doubt the corn dog thing is real:

https://www.bozemandailychronicle.c...cle_87ad3182-1be8-11e4-9ee8-0019bb2963f4.html

https://www.bozemandailychronicle.c...cle_5a2c8afc-1d99-11e4-b265-001a4bcf887a.html

 

[Brother Bear]

For those who doubt the corn dog thing is real:

https://www.bozemandailychronicle.c...cle_87ad3182-1be8-11e4-9ee8-0019bb2963f4.html

https://www.bozemandailychronicle.c...cle_5a2c8afc-1d99-11e4-b265-001a4bcf887a.html

That is black-out funny... like Gregorak Colorado style

 

[garizzalies]

Bump! This needs to be on the first page. I tried to find the offending corndog pic in question but I’m not CPU savvy enough to post it

 

[George Ferguson]

Question?

Now that I see Idaho on the schedule, how long until they are eligible to play in the playoffs?
Or because the are moving down and not moving up, can they play right away?
Just wondering, that's all, just wondering.

Idaho is eligible when they reach the 63 scholarship limit of FCS. Originally I had saw where they thought it would take until 2019.