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Where's Jordan Johnson?

BWahlberg said:
This is great - Dill is now 0-2 on backing up his word at the Mo Club.

Also make sure to check page 32, sub-section 2.114 of your egriz manuals guys - up next will be posts from a sniper friend he served with back in 'nam. Make sure to respond per the guideline or else all this preparation was for nothing!
Here's a contemporary picture of his sniper buddy, Walter "Dead-Eye" Walkowski.

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MrTitleist said:
Just got a txt from Dill.. apparently he was busy writing checks to the UM athletic department and pretending that he doesn't kiss up to the coaching staff. He's funding the champions center!!

Then he's off to meet up with Trump to fill a dual role of campaign manager and Trump's Vice President :thumb:
 
Ursa Major said:
And with the power invested in me by C. Clark Blues,

I declare PlayerRep the inaugural winner of the Hostility in the Garden City Trophy™ (AKA: Brawl of the Mild™).

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Brawl of the Mild.....now that's funny. You need to register that name. You can apply that phrase to many yearly events held in Montana. Good job Ursa.
 
PlayerRep said:
No Dill/Growler. At least, the burger was good. Had a good talk with my bartender buddies. When I arrived at 1:45 or so, there were 7 people plus the bartenders and me. I knew 2 of the people. 2 other couples in the front corner and some goofball sitting at the bar by himself and pretending to watch the baseball game. By not too long after 2, there were only the 2 couples left. Shane Kelly said he hadn't seen Dill there for 3 weeks. The other bartender had no clue who Dill was. I assumed Dill wouldn't show. All talk, especially if he's hiding behind a keyboard. A loser and a joke. I tried to communicate with CDA's wireless, but my flip phone was having no part of that.

I assume you weren't surprised? I sure wasn't LOL!
 
SeattleBobcat said:
Atlanta Griz1 said:
Wanna meet me and Alpha there tomorrow? Perhaps you've got some things to say to him too. Name the time jag-off.

Meet up by the bike racks right? lol, this place is suck a train wreck, but wildly entertaining. carry on :thumb:

Well, since Alpha is 800 miles away from Missoula it would have been really hard for him to be there :lol: .

Dill running his yapper inaccurately AGAIN! :shock:
 
I'd like to thank everyone for their contributions to this thread. The other attendees of my six-hour meeting, however, would like me to pass along a big Fuck You for the multiple disruptions that may or may not have been caused by outbursts of ill-timed laughter.
 
Hammer said:
SeattleBobcat said:
Atlanta Griz1 said:
Wanna meet me and Alpha there tomorrow? Perhaps you've got some things to say to him too. Name the time jag-off.


Meet up by the bike racks right? lol, this place is suck a train wreck, but wildly entertaining. carry on :thumb:

Well, since Alpha is 800 miles away from Missoula it would have been really hard for him to be there :lol: .

Dill running his yapper inaccurately AGAIN! :shock:

What's funnier is PR showing up to the non-event while Growler is a no show, it kinda reminds of Bruce Lee "the art of fighting without fighting" from Enter the Dragon. LOL


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_Ycw0d_Uow
 
Ursa Major said:
BWahlberg said:
This is great - Dill is now 0-2 on backing up his word at the Mo Club.

Also make sure to check page 32, sub-section 2.114 of your egriz manuals guys - up next will be posts from a sniper friend he served with back in 'nam. Make sure to respond per the guideline or else all this preparation was for nothing!
Here's a contemporary picture of his sniper buddy, Walter "Dead-Eye" Walkowski.

stock-footage-old-man-walks-down-a-sidewalk-using-a-walking-cane-for-support.jpg

Priceless!!!! Looks like a guy that would appreciate an asspicker!
 
Hammer said:
Ursa Major said:
BWahlberg said:
This is great - Dill is now 0-2 on backing up his word at the Mo Club.

Also make sure to check page 32, sub-section 2.114 of your egriz manuals guys - up next will be posts from a sniper friend he served with back in 'nam. Make sure to respond per the guideline or else all this preparation was for nothing!
Here's a contemporary picture of his sniper buddy, Walter "Dead-Eye" Walkowski.

stock-footage-old-man-walks-down-a-sidewalk-using-a-walking-cane-for-support.jpg

Priceless!!!! Looks like a guy that would appreciate an asspicker!

He certainly has the right angle to watch it...
 
Ursa Major said:
BWahlberg said:
This is great - Dill is now 0-2 on backing up his word at the Mo Club.

Also make sure to check page 32, sub-section 2.114 of your egriz manuals guys - up next will be posts from a sniper friend he served with back in 'nam. Make sure to respond per the guideline or else all this preparation was for nothing!
Here's a contemporary picture of his sniper buddy, Walter "Dead-Eye" Walkowski.

stock-footage-old-man-walks-down-a-sidewalk-using-a-walking-cane-for-support.jpg

Not only did ol' Dead Eye rip about 370 kills in one tour, he also hit .327 on the UM varsity baseball team on which he played with Growler. Their reunion years later inspired the final scene of The Fan.
 
It's assumed by most that the moniker "dead eye" referred to Walt's shooting prowess in Nam. And while he was a damn fine sniper, that nickname predated his tours, going all the way back to grade school (many credit Frank Pocoroba with its genesis), and refers instead to the fact that ol' Walt has had one lazy eye since birth.



And as an aside, I'm just gonna say it: those damn things freak me out. I never know where to look and I soon find myself trying to chase the damn eyeball as it's moving and dancing all over creation. After a brief period, I'm dizzy as hell, and just give up and walk away.
 
One nice outcome of the brawl of the mild is the riddence of getgriz. She/it jumped out of this fray after starting the whole thing while the two toughest Egrizers fought it out mouth to mouth in an epic battle that will be rememberd until the football season is over....Dumb cat fans simply don't get our special battles and try to chime in. Meanwhile back at Wa Griz.
 
Umista said:
One nice outcome of the brawl of the mild is the riddence of getgriz. She/it jumped out of this fray after starting the whole thing while the two toughest Egrizers fought it out mouth to mouth in an epic battle that will be rememberd until the football season is over....Dumb cat fans simply don't get our special battles and try to chime in. Meanwhile back at Wa Griz.


Rarely have so many air punches been thrown...
 
Showed this thread to some friends who are not real sports fans for their thoughts and comments. Here's their consensus:

"Dumb" = Any man over the age of 20 inviting someone they are having a war of words with over the internet to meet them at an agreed location to continue the "discussions" in close physical proximity.

"Dumber" = Any man over the age of 20 agreeing to meet one they are having an internet war of words with at an agreed location to continue the chest puffing.

"Even dumber" = Any man over the age of 20 upping the ante by requesting the other bring their wife, girlfriend, mother, sister, 6th grade school teacher, catheter changer .... to the "meeting."

"Dumbest" Either or even both of "Dumb" and "Dumber" that actually show up to the "Androgel" follies thinking the other will show and they will lose face if they don't, especially if they are a professional who's colleagues and clients wouldn't believe they got baited into something so juvenile.

"Delusional" Qualifying for "Dumbest" and believing you have elevated yourself in the eyes of the the public on the forum where the throw down started.

Best comment: The reason God makes men lose testosterone after 40 is so they can finally resist the temptation to be stupid.
 
Ursa Major said:
BWahlberg said:
This is great - Dill is now 0-2 on backing up his word at the Mo Club.

Also make sure to check page 32, sub-section 2.114 of your egriz manuals guys - up next will be posts from a sniper friend he served with back in 'nam. Make sure to respond per the guideline or else all this preparation was for nothing!
Here's a contemporary picture of his sniper buddy, Walter "Dead-Eye" Walkowski.

stock-footage-old-man-walks-down-a-sidewalk-using-a-walking-cane-for-support.jpg
This offends me. That could be someones grandfather.
 
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