When Stitt leaves, who should be the next coach?

[Ringneck]

The list of names is infinite. "Just Do it!"

Well, in that case, since the options are infinite, I cast my first vote for Bob Knight, for his ability to cultivate that "family-like" team atmosphere that you won't shut up about. Parents love him.

Next on my list is B.A. Baracus, who is not at all afraid of confrontation and who will certainly add an element of toughness to all of the weak players we allegedly have.

Third, I think Johnny #5 from the Short Circuit movies would do admirably due to his jovial, outgoing nature and his innate ability to make quick adjustments.

Fourth, I believe i_the_sky deserves some consideration. Amongst all the garbage posts on eGriz, his insightful commentaries - with their thoughtful analysis and brilliant solutions - lead me to believe he'd do a commendable job. In fact, why isn't he already the A.D.?

Finally, I'd like to see Kate Upton. Not for the head coach gig - I'd just like to see her. Preferably in one of our white road jerseys, on a cold, rainy day. She makes me feel kinda funny; like when we used to climb the rope in gym class.

The list of names really is infinite! Go Griz.

 

[Paytonlives]

He's gone, thank God.

What new blood do we need to get the Cadillac out of the body shop and back on the road?

How the hell do you know that?

He doesn’t

 

[Paytonlives]

Shats getting old can we please have one week of calm thoughtful comments. Enough with the Stitt Shat. Isn’t 1,267,457 threads enough?

 

[CFallsGriz]

Who'd want a 3* QB anyway? Sheesh...

Why would Stitt leaving cost us this QB? I don't buy for one minute that the main reason he committed was because of Stitt. The kid is only 5'11". He will probably not be getting any significant FBS offers, so where else is he gonna go? Yes, size DOES MATTER! Ask PR's wife!

Growler connection confirmed, with a reference to another poster's junk, of course :clap:

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