Vernon Adams Back?

[signedbewildered]

Read some of these articles last night. His entire life's direction may ride on the answer he gives to one simple math problem.

 

[BigSkyBears]

Read some of these articles last night. His entire life's direction may ride on the answer he gives to one simple math problem.

Honestly I don't care. He's not in the Big Sky any longer. His playing at QB had zero implications on UNC nor any Big Sky teams (other than EW).

 

[jodcon]

You'd think he could hide enough crib notes in his tatts to pass one test?

 

[statler & waldorf]

I got one tatoo, 4cm X 4 cm. $75, 13 years ago.
Where does the money come from to tatoo as much skin as some of these' poor-underpaid-athlete's have had done?

 

[EverettGriz]

Read some of these articles last night. His entire life's direction may ride on the answer he gives to one simple math problem.

Q1: A vehicle leaves Cheney at 8:18 am headed southwest, traveling the 450 miles to Eugene at 129 MPH (it's traveling rapidly because, well it's leaving Cheney, and the driver -- like everyone -- wants to get the f*ck out of Cheney as fast as possible). Along the way, the driver stops at 4 separate tattoo parlors, where he spends $3,417 on six new tattoos, none of which mention ewoo. Like, at all. The tats were paid for by 8 heavily involved UO boosters; of course, that was before they realized the driver was about as sharp as a marble. The driver also stops for gas and road food in The Dalles, population 15,158, where he spends another $74.21, garnered from a less prominent and well-off Duck booster. Nearing Portland, the car -- a 1990 Honda Prelude, complete with after-market real spoiler -- breaks down. The driver calls a few contacts in Eugene and secures their credit card for payment of the tow, and replacement of the timing belt, which totaled $811.56. Since he's now well behind schedule (damn slow tattoo artists!), the driver searches until he finds a hotel with a "go ducks" message on their marquee, where he spends the night in a hotel room which would normally have cost $137.88, plus an $11.67 occupancy tax charge. After a $4.99 breakfast at Denny's -- the driver just loves the Moon over Mihami -- he's off, cruising the 114 miles south on I-5 toward Eugene. He finally arrives at 1:21 pm, but not before a quick stop at the Oregon bookstore, where he purchases a really awful yellow UO shirt from the bargain bin for $14.99.

Is the driver's IQ above 80?

 

[signedbewildered]

Read some of these articles last night. His entire life's direction may ride on the answer he gives to one simple math problem.

Q1: A vehicle leaves Cheney at 8:18 am headed southwest, traveling the 450 miles to Eugene at 129 MPH (it's traveling rapidly because, well it's leaving Cheney, and the driver -- like everyone -- wants to get the f*ck out of Cheney as fast as possible). Along the way, the driver stops at 4 separate tattoo parlors, where he spends $3,417 on six new tattoos, none of which mention ewoo. Like, at all. The tats were paid for by 8 heavily involved UO boosters; of course, that was before they realized the driver was about as sharp as a marble. The driver also stops for gas and road food in The Dalles, population 15,158, where he spends another $74.21, garnered from a less prominent and well-off Duck booster. Nearing Portland, the car -- a 1990 Honda Prelude, complete with after-market real spoiler -- breaks down. The driver calls a few contacts in Eugene and secures their credit card for payment of the tow, and replacement of the timing belt, which totaled $811.56. Since he's now well behind schedule (damn slow tattoo artists!), the driver searches until he finds a hotel with a "go ducks" message on their marquee, where he spends the night in a hotel room which would normally have cost $137.88, plus an $11.67 occupancy tax charge. After a $4.99 breakfast at Denny's -- the driver just loves the Moon over Mihami -- he's off, cruising the 114 miles south on I-5 toward Eugene. He finally arrives at 1:21 pm, but not before a quick stop at the Oregon bookstore, where he purchases a really awful yellow UO shirt from the bargain bin for $14.99.

Is the driver's IQ above 80?

A: Blue!

 

[signedbewildered]

NO YELLOW!!!!!

 

[signedbewildered]

NO!!!! MELONS, THE ANSWER IS MELONS!!!!

 

[jodcon]

NO!!!! MELONS, THE ANSWER IS MELONS!!!!

This looks like something I would actually study.

 

[signedbewildered]

I LOLed

 

[CV Griz Fan]

Read some of these articles last night. His entire life's direction may ride on the answer he gives to one simple math problem.

Q1: A vehicle leaves Cheney at 8:18 am headed southwest, traveling the 450 miles to Eugene at 129 MPH (it's traveling rapidly because, well it's leaving Cheney, and the driver -- like everyone -- wants to get the f*ck out of Cheney as fast as possible). Along the way, the driver stops at 4 separate tattoo parlors, where he spends $3,417 on six new tattoos, none of which mention ewoo. Like, at all. The tats were paid for by 8 heavily involved UO boosters; of course, that was before they realized the driver was about as sharp as a marble. The driver also stops for gas and road food in The Dalles, population 15,158, where he spends another $74.21, garnered from a less prominent and well-off Duck booster. Nearing Portland, the car -- a 1990 Honda Prelude, complete with after-market real spoiler -- breaks down. The driver calls a few contacts in Eugene and secures their credit card for payment of the tow, and replacement of the timing belt, which totaled $811.56. Since he's now well behind schedule (damn slow tattoo artists!), the driver searches until he finds a hotel with a "go ducks" message on their marquee, where he spends the night in a hotel room which would normally have cost $137.88, plus an $11.67 occupancy tax charge. After a $4.99 breakfast at Denny's -- the driver just loves the Moon over Mihami -- he's off, cruising the 114 miles south on I-5 toward Eugene. He finally arrives at 1:21 pm, but not before a quick stop at the Oregon bookstore, where he purchases a really awful yellow UO shirt from the bargain bin for $14.99.

Is the driver's IQ above 80?

Yes. But that will only get you a breakfast at Denny's for $4.99 and an understanding of what an occupancy charge is.....

 

[CDAGRIZ]

Read some of these articles last night. His entire life's direction may ride on the answer he gives to one simple math problem.

Q1: A vehicle leaves Cheney at 8:18 am headed southwest, traveling the 450 miles to Eugene at 129 MPH (it's traveling rapidly because, well it's leaving Cheney, and the driver -- like everyone -- wants to get the f*ck out of Cheney as fast as possible). Along the way, the driver stops at 4 separate tattoo parlors, where he spends $3,417 on six new tattoos, none of which mention ewoo. Like, at all. The tats were paid for by 8 heavily involved UO boosters; of course, that was before they realized the driver was about as sharp as a marble. The driver also stops for gas and road food in The Dalles, population 15,158, where he spends another $74.21, garnered from a less prominent and well-off Duck booster. Nearing Portland, the car -- a 1990 Honda Prelude, complete with after-market real spoiler -- breaks down. The driver calls a few contacts in Eugene and secures their credit card for payment of the tow, and replacement of the timing belt, which totaled $811.56. Since he's now well behind schedule (damn slow tattoo artists!), the driver searches until he finds a hotel with a "go ducks" message on their marquee, where he spends the night in a hotel room which would normally have cost $137.88, plus an $11.67 occupancy tax charge. After a $4.99 breakfast at Denny's -- the driver just loves the Moon over Mihami -- he's off, cruising the 114 miles south on I-5 toward Eugene. He finally arrives at 1:21 pm, but not before a quick stop at the Oregon bookstore, where he purchases a really awful yellow UO shirt from the bargain bin for $14.99.

Is the driver's IQ above 80?

Pterodactyl?

Seriously fine work, EG!

 

[Ursa Major]

Read some of these articles last night. His entire life's direction may ride on the answer he gives to one simple math problem.

Q1: A vehicle leaves Cheney at 8:18 am headed southwest, traveling the 450 miles to Eugene at 129 MPH (it's traveling rapidly because, well it's leaving Cheney, and the driver -- like everyone -- wants to get the f*ck out of Cheney as fast as possible). Along the way, the driver stops at 4 separate tattoo parlors, where he spends $3,417 on six new tattoos, none of which mention ewoo. Like, at all. The tats were paid for by 8 heavily involved UO boosters; of course, that was before they realized the driver was about as sharp as a marble. The driver also stops for gas and road food in The Dalles, population 15,158, where he spends another $74.21, garnered from a less prominent and well-off Duck booster. Nearing Portland, the car -- a 1990 Honda Prelude, complete with after-market real spoiler -- breaks down. The driver calls a few contacts in Eugene and secures their credit card for payment of the tow, and replacement of the timing belt, which totaled $811.56. Since he's now well behind schedule (damn slow tattoo artists!), the driver searches until he finds a hotel with a "go ducks" message on their marquee, where he spends the night in a hotel room which would normally have cost $137.88, plus an $11.67 occupancy tax charge. After a $4.99 breakfast at Denny's -- the driver just loves the Moon over Mihami -- he's off, cruising the 114 miles south on I-5 toward Eugene. He finally arrives at 1:21 pm, but not before a quick stop at the Oregon bookstore, where he purchases a really awful yellow UO shirt from the bargain bin for $14.99.

Is the driver's IQ above 80?

:lol: :lol: :clap:

 

[Grizbeer]

Read some of these articles last night. His entire life's direction may ride on the answer he gives to one simple math problem.

Q1: A vehicle leaves Cheney at 8:18 am headed southwest, traveling the 450 miles to Eugene at 129 MPH (it's traveling rapidly because, well it's leaving Cheney, and the driver -- like everyone -- wants to get the f*ck out of Cheney as fast as possible). Along the way, the driver stops at 4 separate tattoo parlors, where he spends $3,417 on six new tattoos, none of which mention ewoo. Like, at all. The tats were paid for by 8 heavily involved UO boosters; of course, that was before they realized the driver was about as sharp as a marble. The driver also stops for gas and road food in The Dalles, population 15,158, where he spends another $74.21, garnered from a less prominent and well-off Duck booster. Nearing Portland, the car -- a 1990 Honda Prelude, complete with after-market real spoiler -- breaks down. The driver calls a few contacts in Eugene and secures their credit card for payment of the tow, and replacement of the timing belt, which totaled $811.56. Since he's now well behind schedule (damn slow tattoo artists!), the driver searches until he finds a hotel with a "go ducks" message on their marquee, where he spends the night in a hotel room which would normally have cost $137.88, plus an $11.67 occupancy tax charge. After a $4.99 breakfast at Denny's -- the driver just loves the Moon over Mihami -- he's off, cruising the 114 miles south on I-5 toward Eugene. He finally arrives at 1:21 pm, but not before a quick stop at the Oregon bookstore, where he purchases a really awful yellow UO shirt from the bargain bin for $14.99.

Is the driver's IQ above 80?

:lol: :lol: :clap:

im pretty sure the speed limit for tnis entire stretch doesn't exceed 55 mph, making tbis a trick question. Signing off again cause I am out of battery and bandwidth but NW Energy is promising within a few years they will have our power back up - personally i doubt it cause every truck i see is from bozeman and well i have seen how they do engineering over there.

 

[CDAGRIZ]

Q1: A vehicle leaves Cheney at 8:18 am headed southwest, traveling the 450 miles to Eugene at 129 MPH (it's traveling rapidly because, well it's leaving Cheney, and the driver -- like everyone -- wants to get the f*ck out of Cheney as fast as possible). Along the way, the driver stops at 4 separate tattoo parlors, where he spends $3,417 on six new tattoos, none of which mention ewoo. Like, at all. The tats were paid for by 8 heavily involved UO boosters; of course, that was before they realized the driver was about as sharp as a marble. The driver also stops for gas and road food in The Dalles, population 15,158, where he spends another $74.21, garnered from a less prominent and well-off Duck booster. Nearing Portland, the car -- a 1990 Honda Prelude, complete with after-market real spoiler -- breaks down. The driver calls a few contacts in Eugene and secures their credit card for payment of the tow, and replacement of the timing belt, which totaled $811.56. Since he's now well behind schedule (damn slow tattoo artists!), the driver searches until he finds a hotel with a "go ducks" message on their marquee, where he spends the night in a hotel room which would normally have cost $137.88, plus an $11.67 occupancy tax charge. After a $4.99 breakfast at Denny's -- the driver just loves the Moon over Mihami -- he's off, cruising the 114 miles south on I-5 toward Eugene. He finally arrives at 1:21 pm, but not before a quick stop at the Oregon bookstore, where he purchases a really awful yellow UO shirt from the bargain bin for $14.99.

Is the driver's IQ above 80?

:lol: :lol: :clap:

im pretty sure the speed limit for tnis entire stretch doesn't exceed 55 mph, making tbis a trick question. Signing off again cause I am out of battery and bandwidth but NW Energy is promising within a few years they will have our power back up - personally i doubt it cause every truck i see is from bozeman and well i have seen how they do engineering over there.

Man, total burner-er, bummer! Bummer.

 

[Ursa Major]

Read some of these articles last night. His entire life's direction may ride on the answer he gives to one simple math problem.

Q1: A vehicle leaves Cheney at 8:18 am headed southwest, traveling the 450 miles to Eugene at 129 MPH (it's traveling rapidly because, well it's leaving Cheney, and the driver -- like everyone -- wants to get the f*ck out of Cheney as fast as possible). Along the way, the driver stops at 4 separate tattoo parlors, where he spends $3,417 on six new tattoos, none of which mention ewoo. Like, at all. The tats were paid for by 8 heavily involved UO boosters; of course, that was before they realized the driver was about as sharp as a marble. The driver also stops for gas and road food in The Dalles, population 15,158, where he spends another $74.21, garnered from a less prominent and well-off Duck booster. Nearing Portland, the car -- a 1990 Honda Prelude, complete with after-market real spoiler -- breaks down. The driver calls a few contacts in Eugene and secures their credit card for payment of the tow, and replacement of the timing belt, which totaled $811.56. Since he's now well behind schedule (damn slow tattoo artists!), the driver searches until he finds a hotel with a "go ducks" message on their marquee, where he spends the night in a hotel room which would normally have cost $137.88, plus an $11.67 occupancy tax charge. After a $4.99 breakfast at Denny's -- the driver just loves the Moon over Mihami -- he's off, cruising the 114 miles south on I-5 toward Eugene. He finally arrives at 1:21 pm, but not before a quick stop at the Oregon bookstore, where he purchases a really awful yellow UO shirt from the bargain bin for $14.99.

Is the driver's IQ above 80?

:lol: :lol: :clap:

im pretty sure the speed limit for tnis entire stretch doesn't exceed 55 mph, making tbis a trick question. Signing off again cause I am out of battery and bandwidth but NW Energy is promising within a few years they will have our power back up - personally i doubt it cause every truck i see is from bozeman and well i have seen how they do engineering over there.

I would suggest investing in a good generator. Ever since my house mysteriously burned down, after my good friend CDA helped me move some furniture, I have relied upon a generator for quality, low-cost and reliable electricity. It has been a godsen

 

[CDAGRIZ]

I would suggest investing in a good generator. Ever since my house mysteriously burned down, after my good friend CDA helped me move some furniture, I have relied upon a generator for quality, low-cost and reliable electricity. It has been a godsen

I've been meaning to ask you about something someone planted on my property. Is this a gelternator, or whatever you call it? Keep warm, my friend.

 

[grizindabox]

Jim Allen ‏@srjimallen 11m11 minutes ago Cheney, WA
No way Vernon Adams returns to play at Eastern, coach Beau Baldwin said Wednesday. #ewufb

 

[BWahlberg]

Jim Allen ‏@srjimallen 11m11 minutes ago Cheney, WA
No way Vernon Adams returns to play at Eastern, coach Beau Baldwin said Wednesday. #ewufb

I just can't imagine they'd turn away one of the best players in the FCS... sure they probably feel burned by him, but if the object is to win games, he's their best option.

 

[Grizbeer]

I would suggest investing in a good generator. Ever since my house mysteriously burned down, after my good friend CDA helped me move some furniture, I have relied upon a generator for quality, low-cost and reliable electricity. It has been a godsen

Ha ha, so today is garbage day and as I am driving out probably 10% of the garbage cans have a box for a new generator on them. Which made me wonder, do I even have $500 worth of food in my freezer that will go bad? I mean it might make sense if I was in Western Washington where the per goes out once a week, or I was a NoDak with a sizable investment to preserve. Couldn't get the math to work.