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USDSU's Win at UNDSU: A Question

AllWeatherFan said:
Does anybody have any stats on heart attack calls for Fargo EMT's on Saturday?

Now that funny right there. :cry: :cry:

After The Yotes scored it sounded like a morgue on TV. Even the announcers were speechless.
 
AllWeatherFan said:
Does anybody have any stats on heart attack calls for Fargo EMT's on Saturday?

Sources say most of them just waddled or wheeled their way down the Type II Trail.
 
....After the game I heard that the usually brisk play of the bustling Corn-hole Boards out in the tailgate area was eerily dead silent and none to be seen as the Herd had already packed up the boards and Old Styles and in route for the Lutefisk Festival up at Devils Lake....
 
MVC schools have figured out NDSU.....the jacks actually had the talent to game plan a win. Bison have a tough road schedule ahead with at least two teams that know how to best them.

Maybe we will get a chance to see the mighty gravy guzzlers here in Mizzoo this December!!
 
CDAGRIZ said:
AllWeatherFan said:
Does anybody have any stats on heart attack calls for Fargo EMT's on Saturday?

Sources say most of them just waddled or wheeled their way down the Type II Trail.
They waddled past their many National Championship Trophies.
 
GrizLA said:
CDAGRIZ said:
AllWeatherFan said:
Does anybody have any stats on heart attack calls for Fargo EMT's on Saturday?

Sources say most of them just waddled or wheeled their way down the Type II Trail.
They waddled past their many National Championship Trophies.

Very slowly, because that's about all they have.
 
Why do you always add the extra 'U' at the beginning of NDSU and now SDSU too? Am I missing something? Just curious...
 
KILO217 said:
Why do you always add the extra 'U' at the beginning of NDSU and now SDSU too? Am I missing something? Just curious...

The University of North Dakota State University is the title officially recognized by the United States Department of Redundancy Department.
 
Ursa Major said:
Any truth to the rumor that the UNDSU's Tin Shed installed self-buttering exit doorways?

No. We are usually naturally greasy enough to slip through on our own without any help. However, when someone gets stuck, Dome staff place a plate of chicken-fried steak with gravy about 4 feet past the door. The stuck person powers through to get at dat GRAVY.

Next question?
 
AllWeatherFan said:
KILO217 said:
Why do you always add the extra 'U' at the beginning of NDSU and now SDSU too? Am I missing something? Just curious...

The University of North Dakota State University is the title officially recognized by the United States Department of Redundancy Department.

Good grief; next Kilo will be asking who Kessman is.
 
runtheoption said:
Ursa Major said:
Any truth to the rumor that the UNDSU's Tin Shed installed self-buttering exit doorways?

No. We are usually naturally greasy enough to slip through on our own without any help. However, when someone gets stuck, Dome staff place a plate of chicken-fried steak with gravy about 4 feet past the door. The stuck person powers through to get at dat GRAVY.

Next question?
Innovation at the highest level. You bastards truly have thought of everything.


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brewskis said:
runtheoption said:
Ursa Major said:
Any truth to the rumor that the UNDSU's Tin Shed installed self-buttering exit doorways?

No. We are usually naturally greasy enough to slip through on our own without any help. However, when someone gets stuck, Dome staff place a plate of chicken-fried steak with gravy about 4 feet past the door. The stuck person powers through to get at dat GRAVY.

Next question?
Innovation at the highest level. You bastards truly have thought of everything.


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Who sponsors the chicken fried steak?
 
Jeff Kolpack, who covers the T-Buffs (kind of like Kyle Sample's older, less attractive brother) chose Washington-Grizzly Stadium as the best in America.

And while Donald Trump thinks America sucks, I say, hats off to Jeff Kolpack!
 
Jealousy is the worst of human failings; there is no upside to the Fargo crew's jealousy of WA Griz.

Was in Seattle last weekend for Seahawks and Falcons, did not learn of N**U B***N loss until today the 21st.

Now understand why I got more than the usual glares when I wear my usual Griz polo flying back into Fargo on Monday.

You guys in Fargo need to not let your NCAA violating scumbag program affect your mood.

Life is too short for that.
 
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