I figured I would pass along Ursa's take on the BSC this year since it's as relevant as that of Condor Nimitz.
Ursa's Take on the 2015 BSC:
We just returned from a few great days in San Diego because the chicks are hot, and nobody wanted to go to Utah because it's Utah.
We (I say 'we' for no reason at all) will explain our predictions for the upcoming season. The coaches picked the Cats because they aren't very smart collectively (notice how I don't even write for a living, yet can avoid using passive voice?). The media picked EWU because they might be even dumber collectively.
WEEK 1
Saturday, August 29
North Dakota State at Montana (ESPN)
GAME OF THE WEEK: T-Buffs at Griz. The fats will lumber in great numbers into Missoula. Pretty big game because the T-Buffs are coming off a third straight FCS NC. Griz have a new coach who runs Tecmo plays or something. We think the T-Buffs will be too much to handle for the Griz, unless the fake reverse Z post can get UNDSU on their heels. Very likely, T-Buffs by 6. No Trail of ManTeats for the T-Buffs (because they're fat, get it?).
WEEK 2
Thursday, Sept. 3
Two games nobody will watch
Friday, September 4
Weber State at Oregon State. Really? Do you really think it's a good use of space for me to pick this game. Fine. Weber by 9.
Saturday, Sept. 5
Eastern Washington at Oregon - Shoota's revenge on the scumbag EWU program that shunned him for trying to better his life. Seriously, what was that all about? Oregon by 42.
Cal Poly at Montana (Non-Conference)
And some more games nobody will watch.
GAME OF THE WEEK: Cal Poly at Montana — Triple option: Lose, lose badly, or have sex with a phone book. We'll take the first option for the 'Stangs. Well, maybe the third as well. Not our business what they do in their free time. Montana by 10.
WEEK 3
This is getting boring. People actually do this and expect to get paid? Lame. I think this is my last time. Let's skip to the end.
………………….
WEEK 13
Saturday, Nov. 21
Montana at Montana State
And some more games nobody will watch.
GAME OF THE WEEK: Montana at Montana State — The other 27 BSC teams will be watching this one intently. Yes, we're looking at you, Binghamton. A Montana win would further demoralize Cat fans, and provide yet ANOTHER Trail of Tears. A Griz win could also mean something to other teams in the conference because they care more about the Griz than they do about themselves. The Cats won't win, obviously. Wheat Montana guy might make another C.A.T.S. thing. The shit pond will finally have that wave machine installed. The Ron Ash era, like the G-Funk era, will continue to be mediocre and inexplicably celebrated, and Ron will be rocking the fat dude's slacks and a head of hair that could moisten an ice queen's taint. Griz by 17.
Predicted finish
Montana: 7-1 10-1
E. Wash: 6-2 8-3
Cal Poly: 6-2 9-3
S. Utah: 6-2 8-3
Idaho St.: some numbers
NAU: some numbers
MSU 5-3 6-5
UND: numbers
Weber St.: numbers
N. Colo.: haha! They are still in the BSC? Alright. Some numbers
Chicago Cubs: 3-5 3-8
Portland St.: numbers
US Womens Soccer Team: 2-6 3-8
Sac St.: more numbers
Jordan Spieth: 1-7 1-10 (He'll think the low score wins, and still beat UCD by accident).
UC Davis: winless
Ursa's Take on the 2015 BSC:
We just returned from a few great days in San Diego because the chicks are hot, and nobody wanted to go to Utah because it's Utah.
We (I say 'we' for no reason at all) will explain our predictions for the upcoming season. The coaches picked the Cats because they aren't very smart collectively (notice how I don't even write for a living, yet can avoid using passive voice?). The media picked EWU because they might be even dumber collectively.
WEEK 1
Saturday, August 29
North Dakota State at Montana (ESPN)
GAME OF THE WEEK: T-Buffs at Griz. The fats will lumber in great numbers into Missoula. Pretty big game because the T-Buffs are coming off a third straight FCS NC. Griz have a new coach who runs Tecmo plays or something. We think the T-Buffs will be too much to handle for the Griz, unless the fake reverse Z post can get UNDSU on their heels. Very likely, T-Buffs by 6. No Trail of ManTeats for the T-Buffs (because they're fat, get it?).
WEEK 2
Thursday, Sept. 3
Two games nobody will watch
Friday, September 4
Weber State at Oregon State. Really? Do you really think it's a good use of space for me to pick this game. Fine. Weber by 9.
Saturday, Sept. 5
Eastern Washington at Oregon - Shoota's revenge on the scumbag EWU program that shunned him for trying to better his life. Seriously, what was that all about? Oregon by 42.
Cal Poly at Montana (Non-Conference)
And some more games nobody will watch.
GAME OF THE WEEK: Cal Poly at Montana — Triple option: Lose, lose badly, or have sex with a phone book. We'll take the first option for the 'Stangs. Well, maybe the third as well. Not our business what they do in their free time. Montana by 10.
WEEK 3
This is getting boring. People actually do this and expect to get paid? Lame. I think this is my last time. Let's skip to the end.
………………….
WEEK 13
Saturday, Nov. 21
Montana at Montana State
And some more games nobody will watch.
GAME OF THE WEEK: Montana at Montana State — The other 27 BSC teams will be watching this one intently. Yes, we're looking at you, Binghamton. A Montana win would further demoralize Cat fans, and provide yet ANOTHER Trail of Tears. A Griz win could also mean something to other teams in the conference because they care more about the Griz than they do about themselves. The Cats won't win, obviously. Wheat Montana guy might make another C.A.T.S. thing. The shit pond will finally have that wave machine installed. The Ron Ash era, like the G-Funk era, will continue to be mediocre and inexplicably celebrated, and Ron will be rocking the fat dude's slacks and a head of hair that could moisten an ice queen's taint. Griz by 17.
Predicted finish
Montana: 7-1 10-1
E. Wash: 6-2 8-3
Cal Poly: 6-2 9-3
S. Utah: 6-2 8-3
Idaho St.: some numbers
NAU: some numbers
MSU 5-3 6-5
UND: numbers
Weber St.: numbers
N. Colo.: haha! They are still in the BSC? Alright. Some numbers
Chicago Cubs: 3-5 3-8
Portland St.: numbers
US Womens Soccer Team: 2-6 3-8
Sac St.: more numbers
Jordan Spieth: 1-7 1-10 (He'll think the low score wins, and still beat UCD by accident).
UC Davis: winless
